explain why you're not gay Sup Forums
pro tip: you can't
>all women are whores, only men are deserving of your love
>no unwanted pregnancy
>super hot beard-on-beard kiss
>gay dudes are way more upfront about wanting to fuck
explain why you're not gay Sup Forums
pro tip: you can't
>all women are whores, only men are deserving of your love
>no unwanted pregnancy
>super hot beard-on-beard kiss
>gay dudes are way more upfront about wanting to fuck
by this logic, why not be attracted to mailboxes? mailboxes never cheat on you, never get pregnant, and if you strap a beard on them, you can get some beard-on-beard action too. I'm not mailbox-sexual because i dont want to fuck a mailbox, dumbshit.
What a stupid analogy
you really couldnt figure it out? it means im not gay because i dont want to fuck a dude. it's not about convenience, it's about the fact that im not sticking my dick in a dude because i dont find that appealing. is it easier to understand now that i've dumbed it down for you?
>australia
>recruits homos
Because im not physically attracted to men.
>Germany
>Recruits terrorists
wtf I like men now
>mfw straightfags will NEVER EVER be gay
Go to bed, you daggy bogan.
>explain why you're not gay Sup Forums
Because it's gay.
explain why you're not fucking dogs Sup Forums
pro tip: you can't
>all women are whores, only dogs are deserving of your love
>no unwanted pregnancy
>super hot dog knotting
>Dogs are way more upfront about wanting to fuck
I'm not attracted to guys though but you make good points
>either of those skinny fucks being attractive
>thinking stubble burn after making out isn't a major concern
T. Kissless hungry skeleton
>>/r9k/
>he thinks I'm not already gay!
really makes you think...
Gays are the biggest sluts there ever is.
I had a best bro whose brother was gay and they both still lived at home. One day we brought two girls back to his hot tube and his brother was having a gay party we were not aware about.
They were all in a giant ball sucking and fucking each other in the hot tube. I was so turned off I didnt even tried to get laid that night.
It literally has all of the points from OP applied correctly you moron faggoting cunthunger
you're a dumb faggot.
Because God made me right and my parents didn't fuck up raising me
because homos are fucking faggots
sage
>Korean
Don't lie now
im not gay, but i do have a male life partner
>we live together
>emotionally and financially support one another
>we sometimes trade handjobs/blowjobs to prevent lusting after evil women
it really is the best way to go full mgtow
>Stinky dicks and stinky ooze all over muh balls.
No user!
+ I like to dominate women and slap them around.
>
>homos and heteros thinking they are relevant
>STILL not realizing bis are l i t e r a l l y the master race
Cmon lads
It's 2016
>US
>trying to into australian
0/10 you now have AIDS
Canada has the best bros
cute
There's poo in there. That's why. Sure there are some girls whose pussies are "challenged" in the smell department, but it's nothing like doodoo. Girls are also soft. So soft and sweet and cuddly.
>im not gay, but i do have a male life partner
>we sometimes trade handjobs/blowjobs to prevent lusting after evil women
>we sometimes trade handjobs/blowjobs
>im not gay,
>flag
Nobody thinks you're not already gay
Not an argument
i wish i could just be gay, life would be so much easier if i could be attracted to males
What's the fucking difference? I'm gay and would be a virgin either way.
Yes goyim...
All your women are disgusting whores now... why don't you just give up and have sex with men?
>the only reason I'm not gay is because of the smell
That's strange, your flag LOOKS different, but I could swear you're Indian for some reason
Unfortunately men are bigger whores and the gay community is terrible
explain why you're not into beastiality /aus/
pro tip: you can't
>all people are reptilian imposters underneath, only emus are deserving of your love
>no unwanted pregnancy
>super hot beak-on-beard kiss
>emus are way more upfront about wanting to fuck
just because i sometimes wear blue doesnt mean blue is my favorite color, in fact, i feel a draw strong draw towards red! but if i learn that wearing red is bad for me so i shun red and wear blue, that doesnt mean i like blue, but just choose blue to avoid red
>see what i mean?
>Girls are also soft. So soft and sweet and cuddly.
Have you ever MET a girl, laddie?
It's 2016! Why haven't you got a fuckpuppy? Dogs need love too.
Great analogy user funny watching all these fags get butthurt
>burger
>never heard of washing
Checks out
Indeed. Have you? How do you not know what I'm talking about?
lost hard to that one, ive seen the tight butt one before but never this one, top kek mate
>implying the emus didn't force themselves on us already anyway after the peace treaty
The whole, "sex with a man" thing is just a turn off for me, so no thanks. But if you like dicks up your ass and gargling with sperm, go ahead and enjoy yourself.
Gay men are whores too, more than women. It's easier for a straight man to find a stable relationship but easier for gay man to get laid.
I understand, user. Homosexuals acts don't mean homosexuality (e.g. some sailors).
>all women are whores
Women enjoy sex a hell of a lot more then men do. They're not the whores, we are. They virtue signal, they get a dick up their cunt and they have the time of their lives while you're trying to maintain a boner and not cum.
>only men are deserving of your love
I greatly respect my friends, that's technically love.
>no unwanted pregnancy
Many ways of not getting pregnant
>super hot beard-on-beard kiss
>gay dudes are way more upfront about wanting to fuck
That sums it up, OP is literally a faggot!
you guys are gays since the start. its your invention to put your wiener into the man buttocks
>Brazillian
Definitely not. Or if he has, difficult to distinguish from the orang-utans
men are whores too*
That's a reproductive strategy. Women look for the best partner, men look to increase the chances of reproducing.
because homosexuality is unnatural and often leads to rampant drug abuse, depression, and filthy STD-filled sex.
Homosexuality is a mental illness, pure and simple; it plagues individuals so lost and insecure of who they are that they fall into the questioning your sexuality meme.
sucking a dick isnt even inherently a homosexual act, a woman sucking a dick isnt a homosexual act!