Anyone else ever met any famous Sup Forums-related personalities, like actors or directors?
I met Tarkovsky in Sweden, went there with my fiance in 1985 and he was shooting Sacrifice near our hotel. When we approached the crew Tarkovsky looked at me then at my fiance and said in a broken English "The fuck you doing with this stupid cyka? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then the camera guy behind him spoke "Oh Andrei you found another offret?", "Yeah, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty zharkiy though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with offrets so she'd know how much of a offret he is". Right at that moment Tarkovsky jumped on my fiance and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but the camera guy jumped on me and held me down and started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the offret and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my fiance stared at me in the eyes as Tarkovsky undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Tarkovsky just kept pushing her head down. Tarkovsky looked at me and mouthed the word "Offret", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Tarkovsky then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. The camera guy who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the offret", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was his boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.