/afl/ Round 2

>Thursday March 29th
GRAND FINAL REMATCH
Adelaide Crows vs Richmond Tigers @ Adelaide Oval; 19:20 ACDT
>Friday March 30th
GOOD FRIDAY
North Melbourne Kangaroos vs St Kilda Saints @ Docklands Stadium; 16:20 AEDT
>Saturday 31st March
Carlton Blues vs Gold Coast Suns @ Docklands; 13:45 AEDT
Collingwood Magpies vs GWS Giants @ the MCG; 16:35 AEDT
Brisbane Bears vs Melbourne Demons @ the Gabba; 18:25 AEDT
Fremantle Dockers vs Essendon Bombers @ Perth Stadium; 17:10 AWST
>Sunday 1st April
Footscray Bulldogs vs West Coast Eagles @ Docklands; 15:20 AEDT
Sydney Swans vs Port Adelaide Power @ the SCG; 16:40 AEDT
>Monday 2nd April
EASTER MONDAY
Geelong Cats vs Hawthorn Hawks @ the MCG; 15:20 AEDT

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/nrl/

>12 months for a first offence that nobody has been banned for more than a test for

Fucking retards

Stand by Smith

basedbane tbqh

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Richmond
St Kilda
Carlton
Collingwood
Melbourne
Fremantle
West Coast
Sydney
Geelong

2bh

Crows
Saints
Carlton
Giants
Dees
Dons
Eagles
Sydney
Hawks

so many could go the other way..

Crows by 30
Saints by 10
Blues by 10
Giants by 60
Bears by 1
Bombers by 30
Eagles by 50
Swans by 10
Cats by 30

Source: I tipped 9 last week

Who /the1%/ here?

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the season really begins tonight tbqhimo

who /dabloos/ here?

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At the kinoplex right now lads. About half an hour until Ready Player One begins. Hope Spielbergkino is back on the menu.

Y I K E S

Worried lads. Don't know if I will be able to back up my elite 9 out of 9 from last week. Unsure on

wb / wce
cats/ hawks
tig / crowbot

GWS and sydney should win, but I'm not super confident on them. It's almost hard to believe how shit Collingwood is 2bh.

cringe

eages/cats/crows will be your more "consistent" tips imo

the giants get lost on the g and the pies seem to line up well against them

i think GWS will win but it will be close

Love phoneposting
simple

Only r/brisbane ever hits r/popular

Really makes you think.

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>"Midfielder Rory Sloane was tied to a chair, tilted back, had his face covered by a Richmond guernsey with a '34' on it and then virtually waterboarded. All whilst the Richmond theme song was played on repeat"

*changes tip to Richmond*

Based OP autist

>could have been 8/9
>tipped freo and forgot to change it


I am to blame for this

Gonna all be fine lads

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Is it another a life time of drought

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I wanna have a flutter tonight lads

Someone give me a good bet

The suns to win

Adelaide on absolutely SHOOK watch

Unsure if to tip crows or tiggs

Still a virgin lads

im white, all non whites get the fuck out of this thread, ya'll niggers

Have you forgotten we got our own Aussie slurs for the other races? Don't be an American.

holy mother of BASED

>on train yesterday
>couple of dumb sluts to the right of me being obnoxious and talking loudly
>they keep looking over my way (I am a 9/10)
>I don't give them a single glance
>right before they exit the train, one of them asks the other to flirt with me
>the other refuses because "nah he's only an 8/10, I need a 9/10 or higher"

Wanted to bas h the fucking shit out of that bitch. Wah fucking wah, he didn't give me any attention.

tiggs into gold coast into west coast good chance and good $

are adelaide the most autistic team?

>claims to be 9/10
>doesn't post abs+dick pic so that we can judge
pussy

Bet you'd be fun at parties.

this post your wank stick

and boipuss..

HEAVE HO UNNA

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Feeling lotto this week
Tigs by 22
Saints by 16
Blues by 8
Pies by 7
Loins by 13
Dons by 34
Iggs by 21
Swans by 25
Cats by 17

Jesus Christ, the grand final loss has absolutely scrambled Adelaide football clubs brains.

Looks like we can enter some weird comp for a $200 Bunnings gift card but
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regular /afl/ weekends are back

might put the noose away for a bit lads

Predicting a solid Adelaide Victory with slight rigging by umpires to keep it close.

Tiges it is.

BASED RealityGOD

Couldn't even tip a cup

Unsure about Dockers - Bombers and Pies - Giants. Bombers are shit in Perth but it's at the new stadium where freo haven't played yet and pies do all right against the giants and it's at the G'

not understanding the pies hope, pretty sure GWS are a sure bet?

>considering tipping pies
>ever

Don't forget the Bucks redemption script they're gonna pull off this year

>came within 30 seconds of beating GWS at spotless last year
>2016 beat them at spotless by 30
>gws is 1-11 at mcg

hope your multis are ready boys

My mate's friends with Gil's half-cousin and has seen this years script. Buckley will be gone before the bye and there will be a minor "Collingwood earn back some respect" towards the end of the year allowing them to generate positive press over the trade period/preseason and gear up for the redemption arc next season.

crows or tigers, pies or giants, freo or dons

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Just go for overs in the first two and Dons, should come through

Just got back from the kinoplex lads. Ready Player One is unironically fucking awesome. The action scenes, the references, the CGI of the Oasis, it's all kino.

>Adelaide Victory
Why is rc posting tips for the south australian second division soccer league?

Cringe

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Did you see Based Straffo there?

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First for Israel

iggs?

Straff is too autistic to understand the references and is probably mad he had to pay for 2 seats for himself

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Fuck off you self-demeaning cunt, nobody gives a shit about you. Back to cric and twitter you fat fuck.

Love workers
Hate coppers
Simple as

thoughts on a cheeky cone m8?

all tradies should be killed

unironically kill yourself amigo

Dunno mate. Absolutely seething at the moment. Got on the wrong train, get off at Caulfield and they have ticket gates to exit one platform. Not the whole station, you have to touch off to change trains. What the fuck. And they have those ducking deadshit wannabe coppers standing there thinking he’s a sick cunt staring at people getting off the train. Honestly wanted to dust the cunt, I was seething that much.

t. fare evader

>apply for programs at the big 4 accounting firms over the summer break
>spend few days writing detailed applications
>think I've got a good shot since high grades and strong applications
>all my applications get rejected at the first hurdle
Can see a noose in my future lads

calm down before you stroke out Straff you obese retard

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probably because you aren't an ethnic or a woman, dead serious. Don't even bother applying at the Big 4 unless you have a masters and are AT LEAST Asian

You got various work experience in relation to your field beforehand that makes you worth hiring?

Become a tradie mate

Make decent coin, keep yourself fit, shitpost irl with mates all day

what’s the best trade gents?

No, these are vacation programs where it's not needed. It helps, but not needed.

not who you're replying too but it's pretty hard to find vacancies over here in WA even for mature age stuff which you'd think would be easier as they aren't hiring dead shit teenage drop outs but no.

electrical. cleaner than a lot of other trades, very good money and room to make a niche for yourself if you're bored (specialised security systems, home theatre wiring etc.)

>he fell for the trade meme

I think some help is needed.

kek I'm a degenerate faggot and even I pay for the train

Well yeah. Fights kick down pretty easily at stations the more the sun sets. Also how povo are you m8 you don't have a myki

>betting

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why is /cric/ so much more entertaining than /afl/
t.unironic afl fan

*mentally dominates all the mong tradies itt*

Adelaide/Over 182.5 points 3.30-1

because they've had a bit of drama as of late to revive their dead general

hard lol @ reality cuck

Believe it or not, I have the inside word that this is a deliberate stunt to promote Test Cricket during off season.

Straff is a fat neck beard who dicklets ITT are in love with

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I do have a myki, but I avoid using it as much as possible. Nine times out of ten i will use the hand of death and go on my way. Frankly I think it's insulting being asked to pay for public transport. Meanwhile corporations pay zero tax. And yes I am a poorfag, that's the way it is for young people in this country who don't have daddy's money.

You don't need daddies money if you save a bit from working shitty jobs while supporting yourself while at Uni as well. Seems you just don't give a shit and use your financial situation as an excuse.

Anyone know the name of the chick in the bikini that was just on Home & Away?

Go all in on these pro tips and thank me later

Rich by 12
Saints
Blues
Gws
Dees
Dons
Eagles
Swans
Cats

acciedentally clogged the shitter by using too much toilet paper yesterday at tafe. everything was all good today when i went to check but i feel for the toilet maintenance people

why do you feel so deserving of free transport

Of course but it's throwing money down the drain. It would be retarded for me to spend 10 bucks every day just on public transport when I don't necessarily have to. You're right, I don't give a shit. I'm not making an excuse for it, if I was a millionaire I would still do it. Trains and trams should be freely accessible to everyone.

Based straffGOAT

it’s Melbourne Victory, you tard.

What's for dinner lads?