/DOAG/ Dumbing of Age General

Carla is going to kill Mary and it will be hailed as the right thing to do

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you know its not impossible for the narrative to stop supporting carla if she goes too far, right? amber used to be a designated hero too

No, that would imply something interesting happening.

Mary is irredeemably evil, always has been and always will be. Anything Carla does to hurt her will be automatically justified.

are you saying Amber isn't still seen as that in comic?

i am absolutely saying that

I defeated Hacques, and I can defeat Willis too!

Did anyone do anything with the leaked comics? Like shove it in Willy's face?

Someone said it in the last thread, but the fact that Carla is a man and has such a height and weight advantage over Mary makes this creepy and a bit cruel.

Wasn't there a trans MMA fighter who just beat the ever loving shit out of all the female opponents?

I think they did a study saying that she really wasn't capable of having an unfair advantage. I'm no scientist, so I guess I can't deny that.

was

secondly, in the eyes of the narrative, carla is a woman now. you need to stop thinking of it like the rest of Sup Forums does.

she is gigantic asshole who is up to no good, and her PAST is her excuse for her FUTURE.

It's always nice to see trolls find their other half.

As the guy who found them, I wouldn't say anything, especially not shoving it in his face. It would more than likely spur him to kill the buffer and upload on the daily, or get more safeguards to protect the other unpublished comics.

Good.

The hassle will annoy him, and he might say something stupid on Twitter.

Who gives a shit about the comics? If anything, just wait until we get the whole buffer, then do it.

Well I suppose depending on their hormone treatment and how long they've been on it they wouldn't have that much of muscle mass advantage that a cis-woman couldn't match through sufficient gitting gud. Should motivate sports ladies to stop reveling in their mutual mediocrity and get to squating and oating.

Anyone notice how all the women in his comic are awful people? Even the MtF is awful. Meanwhile the men are mostly weak willed and victims of the awful women (except when they're fundies)

It's almost like Willis hates women.

Why would you not go to like a Lutheran College or something?

College is full of gays and all sorts of people that you can easily avoid if you don't want to see them.

Do Prods have their own colleges?

writing all the female characters as insane and/or violent is empowering

Women are allowed to act that way, because decades ago, women were supposed to be meek.

That's how it works.

i was watching an animaniacs cartoon earlier today. it was that minerva mink episode with the dorky werewolf. when minerva was at the pool taking off her robe, all the guys went crazy and in turn were beat by there SO. cannons, mallets, slaps, etc

when the dorky werewolf turned handsome due to the moon, all the women went crazy without repercussions.

TBQH that had me SMDH really hard af

And Willis would know. As a white christian-raised cishetero male and father of a nuclear family, he is the most qualified to tell women and other minorities what they should like and how they should behave.

i really enjoy the way Carla uses her physical superiority over Mary here.

Just look at the way she gets right up into Mary’s space and orders her around, knowing there’s nothing Mary can do about it without getting absolutely destroyed by the taller, stronger, more physically imposing girl.

This is the kind of treatment Mary’s had coming for a long time, and I hope to see it continue.

>writing all the female characters as insane and/or violent is empowering

except mary, who is neither of those things, and repeatedly pays the price for it

I mean, mary is kind of insane, but like a 3 out of 10 on the Aging of Dumb scale

I feel bad for Mary.

Obviously, she's an over the top bigot, who casually says shit like queers, but I can't really believe it's her fault.

I blame Willis. He couldn't have her be anything less than a bigot and have Carla or any other character be sympathetic.

>All my mains are horrible monster cunts, but they aren't racist!
Is not a good way to write.

Why was my comment baleeted?

It wasn't bad or anything?

There it is.

I refreshed, went to the catalog, and went to the archive and it didn't show up.

Explain this, Hiro

From Willis' perspective, is this meaningfully different from having Mary be assaulted and beaten by his preternaturally strong 'female' character Ruth?
Cis straight white male author David "male power fantasy" Willis seems curiously okay with writing stories about women he doesn't like getting physically harassed and beaten, as long as it's by another woman who simply happens to enjoy an abnormally large advantage in strength over Willis' intended victim

>she's an over the top bigot, who casually says shit like queers

Nigger, even the queers say "queers" now.

If "Carla" was actually drawn like man, tumblr would define this as rape-like micro-aggressions

If Mary doesn't like being bossed around by Carla she needs to stop bitching and find a way to become as physically imposing as Carla is

Otherwise she needs to stop whining and submit to the natural authority of the biigger, stronger female

Mary's not a very nice person, but GOD does Ruth suck at her job.

As someone pointed out in one of the earlier threads, it's kinda hard to feel sorry for her when she's in a position of authority but seems to treat it as an act of martyrdom to be sober and helpful.

Hey man that's OUR word

I just realized that she's drawing the dick on her right hand, but the slap mark is of her left hand.

>female

Yes, but she said it in an obviously derogatory way.

It's like Jews. A gaybo trans attack helicopter can call thonself a queer, but you can't just say, "You're just trying to pander to the queers" without it seeming like a slur.

1. why the fuck did ruth become an RA
2. how did she survive the selection process

...

Nigger or queer?

to have power to abuse
to quote Willis, "she was the least horrible candidate"

Both

>Not being a Gay TransNigger

it's simply Carla's prerogative as the taller, stronger woman to grab and push around a smaller, weaker woman and tell her what to do

is that supposed to be nonchalant whistling? and what time signature is that in? cause good fucking god, it looks like she's sputtering through a chopin piece for two hands

Were the other candidates serial killers or something?

As much of a fuckup as Sal tends to be, even she could do Ruth's job better than her.

depending on the hormone transition time she potentially could have less bone density and muscle mass but on the other hand she could also have more for the same reason

it's comedy user

EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL COMEDY

They were all white males.

I think one of them may have been straight, possibly theistic, too.

Maybe Mary tried to flee and Ruth struck her from behind.

Fuck, I know what song she's humming. The next part is like gdedcbcdcbcd--.

Somebody last thread said it was the 1812 Overture.

I want Carla to fuck Mary.

It's a known mistake. Willis was just too lazy to fix it once it was pointed out. I mean, it's not like he has a backlog of comics for this sort of-OH WAIT

It's Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

And let me tell you, eighth notes are not friendly to whistling

He's going to do something horrible to this girl and pretend that it's completely justified because she said a mean thing.

carla is completely aware that the revenge wont be justified. shes called it ridiculous herself. she knows shes an asshole.

willis might pretend its justified. but given the pacing right now its pretty obvious this revenge plan isnt going to go smoothly. so either it fails or it backfires and everyone turns on carla. the latter would be more interesting, so im at least gonna hope

>david "fuck you dad" willis
>caring about compelling narrative

it's gonna be full-on revenge porn because that's all willis can (or rather wants to) do anymore

thats observably not true though. he just puts the "good" characters through constant drama and fuckups until the end of the storyline, and sometimes even beyond it. and this is not the end of the storyline.

>her

whatever helps you sleep at night faggot.

and your "other" half is fucking you up the ass

has anybody else noticed that along with everything else, mary is a total qt?

>Otherwise she needs to stop whining and submit to the natural authority of the bi[]gger, stronger female

Carla following Mary around and just constantly reminding her how much stronger she is would be hot.

>Mary's struggling with her books, Carla easily hefts them with one arm
>Mary is pushing against a vending machine to try and get her Twix out, Carla comes over and violently shakes it
>Mary stubs her toe, Carla cradle carries her to her door
>Mary's reaching up to put up Christmas decorations, Carla lifts her up around the waist.

>Mary confronts her
>"Why do you keep helping me?!"
>"They say you should help people who are weaker and smaller than you. Thought I'd give it a try for once."
>Carla leans in close
>"I also love that you can't stop me."

This hasn't been lost on my user

You're thinking of Fallon Fox. Various bigwigs okayed Fox to fight, but a lot of the female competitors chose not to even try, especially after one of the ladies that did give it a go got knocked out two minutes into the first round of the fight, suffering a concussion, an orbital bone fracture, and needing seven staples to the head.

Its because she's one of the few cast members consistently drawn without dead, shark-like dots for eyes, which lets her be much more expressive and invites more empathy.

June 16 future comic

June 18 future comic

that's a big part of it, true
i think another big part of it is that she's, you know, feminine, unlike every other woman willis draws

Goddamn it, user, do I have to write another pastebin story?

I'd really like to see a comic where Carla pins Mary down and forcibly fucks her with her huge, throbbing feminine penis.
That would really teach Mary not to misgender a proud, strong transwoman like Carla

now this would be a porn comic I'll gladly read
too bad willis art is abysmal at its best, especially when he try to does porn

I just hate that when the time comes for the showdown, Willis is going to tie Mary's arms behind her back and have her job so fucking hard so his perfect angel baby can enjoy an effortless victory. Lopsided, uncontested victories seem to be irresistible to webcomic hacks (Willis, Jeph Jacques, Leth, Diaz, Mookie, etc).

Maybe we'll get some more alternate timeline Crusader Mary fan art out of it, at least.

Becky in a dress

>protestants
>funding institutions where people might learn something
Good one

I was just thinking, there needs to be Carla on Mary rape porn.

I wanna rape Carla with a baseball bat.

I know Lutheran Colleges exist.

That has to be close enough, although, I don't think Lutherans deny evolution, so that might be a no go.

Still, probably not a lot of gays

I found the restaurant that Joyce's other brother was a smarmy shit at:

roundtheclock.com/menu

I don't know if Willis has not been in a Round The Clock recently (looks like they changed the logo), but most of this looks like even Joyce would be okay with it - she could just have a panini, maybe a salad.

... I'm overthinking this, aren't I?
Sierra is downright lovely, and I'll e-shiv anyone who says different. Also, Dina's pretty chill, Sarah's usually nice (although Willis is fumbling her personality these days) and Joyce was sweet as anything, before Willis decided to have her almost-raped and almost-shot.
Sal kept calling Danny(?) "Wonderbread", which is at least sort of racist imo.
>judgemental, snarky, good Christian girl getting swole and better at fighting
Well, that's got to be SOMEBODY'S fetish
>Joyce is happy for a few moments
>then she is made unhappy
>that is the punchline
That still pisses me off, and doubtless will piss me off in about a month's time.

I don't think you understand how much protestants despise other branches of christianity. They're pretty much as bad as the gays

>Sal kept calling Danny(?) "Wonderbread", which is at least sort of racist imo.
That is as racist as calling him a honky or cracker.

So it's racist then

A closer analogy would be calling Sal an Oreo or a coconut.

>roundtheclock.com/menu
Say, some of these paninis sound good, I won-
>this paini
>topped with moxxerella cheese
>served hot from oru grills
Damn it, why am I laughing?

... Huh, you're right.

Ideally, yes. I enjoyed the last one.

Queers is not a slurr. Queers want in on the LGBT alphabet soup..

Mary x Carla is the only ship in this comic worth a damn. I think part of it is hope that Willis will do something besides this childish revenge bullshit.

Hey there. I'm a gayfag. I've smoked more poles than a strip club on fire. Blown more cock than a mine in a henhouse. Ridden more ass than a Cervantes character. My credentials are indisputable.


By the power invested in me by Liberace's ghost, hereby give you permission to say queers.

Self-hating misogynist gay detected

>Ridden more ass than a Cervantes character.

Okay that got me. 11/10

>not shipping Mary x Billie
>not shipping Dina x Sarah
>not shipping Amber x 45mg of Mirtazapine every night before bedtime

>Sal kept calling Danny(?) "Wonderbread", which is at least sort of racist imo.

No, see, it's NOT racist if it's said against whites.

It's only racist if it's against a poor oppressed minority.

Get educate, you shitlord.

>typical/co/lurker.jpg

>goddess
I see that word an awful lot. You'd think the trend of equating yourself and your flaws to a divinity would be a little facetious, but I guess it's all about "empowerment", or whatever.

You're right. He's thinking of the Catholics.
I know I had some protestants in my Catholic school (not university though). Would Joyce's family even allow her to associate with evil papal heathens though?
>mfw a Catholic priest is the father of genetics, and we don't teach creationism
Other than the gay pedo priests, we'd be all set.

I'm pretty sure Fallon Fox transitioned later in life. S/he certainly seemed to have a masculine physique.

My best friend is a fag and he doesn't mind the word faggot. In fact he uses it all the time though its with the more general meaning and not specifically towards gay people.

>MFW reading this

I believe the idea was that the university she's currently at was a lot less secular, so I imagine Mrs Brown would be wary of that option; her dad would probably be fine with it, given the other options are homeschooling and leaving her at a college where all her "friends" are assholes to her behind (but mostly in front of) her back.
It rivals the Hamfist saga in terms of its involving narrative.

It's so Empowering! *unf unf*

It's funny how each camp in the GLBT hates the other camps intently