Australia vs South Africa 30/3
Englel vs PooPealand 30/3
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Australia vs South Africa 30/3
Englel vs PooPealand 30/3
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1st for de KOCK
2rd for suck my cock LOLOLOL
3rd for my cock? more like hard rock
>Australia vs South Africa 30/3
Who got the wickets?
HOLY MOLY
steve smith soon lads
Any of you lads gonna watch opening day of Based ball?
>“When we were talking about the (100 hours of) community service (that form part of the sanctions) and working at club cricket, he said with a smile on his face ‘I’ll be doing that anyway’, which I think says a lot about him.”
redemption arc will be godlike
There's footy on today, lad, so a bit unlikely.
Reminder that Donald "Trump" Bradman forged documents and lied to his doctor so he could dodge the war.
He probably took steroids and had an illegal bat too.
SHANT be posting in this thread till the old one reaches 500 post
i hate cricket but i have to say
wow, australians are real c*nts
Pretty sure we got rekt here lads
HOLY MOTHER OF SEETHING
>On 19 September 1893 the governor, Lord Glasgow, signed a new Electoral Act into law. As a result of this landmark legislation, New Zealand became the first self-governing country in the world in which all women had the right to vote in parliamentary elections.
Reminder New Zealand is to blame for the state of women, equality in the workforce, diversity, feminism and mass immigration currently ruining every western country in 2018
All of those are net positives though
for you
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
reminder the education and freedom of women correlates with quality of life, happiness and satisfaction of a country
HOLY MOTHER OF DELUSION
>Australian cricket's greatest hero is a cheat and a coward
Not even mildly surprised.
cucked hard
t. 80 iq
>threatened by women
>secure in your oen masculinity
Pick one, peabrain.
For me, it's that squelching sound when the missus is riding on top
for me, its getting my balls sucked
SEETHING
For me, it's bags of sand.
>M.E.K Hussey
BASED
>top 2 cheating cowards
>poopeelia
Kek
>I want to say that I am very sorry. I love the game of cricket and playing for my nation and my state. I am extremely disappointed and regret my actions.
>I am sorry to kids. I know I am a role model and have let people down.
>Words don't mean much in these circumstances so I will focus on my actions.
>All I can at this time is ask for forgiveness.
>I'm not here to talk about other players involved, it is my actions that I am accountable for and they don't reflect on my values.
>I feel like I have let everyone down and I know it will take time to heal and earn respect from everybody.
>The thing that breaks my heart the most is the fact I have given up my spot in the team for someone else for free...That is devastating to me, and I know it is going to be a difficult journey back.
>Poo Pealand nowhere to be seen
INFERIOR
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FOR FREE
YOU SAYYY
I ONLY HERE WHAT I WANT TOO
YOU SAYY
I TALK SO ALL THE TIME
>I have never ever been involved in tampering with the ball, it completely comprises my values and what i stand for as a player and as a person. For Australian cricket it is unacceptable.
>I had the opportunity to take control of my own values and actions and I didn't. I'm sorry for what it's entailed since then and for that.
>The action of doing it is completely wrong and for me to carry that out in front of world cricket and to be seen to be breaking the laws of the game, not playing within the spirit, it completely compromises the way the game should be played.
>It's me that carried out the action of using the sandpaper and it is truly embarrassing.
>HERE
>WANT TOO
t. brainlet
As a Swiss National I don't know anything about Cricket and despite this have integrated myself into /cric/ by reading Wikipedia articles and following Bancroftgate closely. AMA.
HOLY MOTHER OF OBESITY
fuck up, medkit
How does this make you feel as an australian m8?
hlw dear bro
Absolutely disgusting, I knew Trudeau couldn't be our fault
holy mother of based
KEK
50 Francs says my cantons non-existent B-Side dumps swiss 'chocolate' in your head tax-deductible
what the fuck are they talking about now
As an Australian the recent crying of the Australian teams cheaters makes me think we need to start a new national sport from a grassroots level.
making my dreams come true archive.4plebs.org
how the ban is excessive and people are overreacting and jumping on the media bandwagon who know nothing about cricket
Also muslims being cunts
will it ever feel alright again
will we ever recover
looks like he's got him mum in the presser with him
Hehe got em
>Refusing to fight a Zionist war
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
Kinda feel like he was bullied into it, honestly
...
this but unironically. I nominate ice cricket
its a tough spot honestly
>dont tamper and get shunned by warner and co and probably dropped
>tamper risk getting caught and branded a cheat
no fucking way that this wasn't done on purpose
Poostralians now want to remove all forms of sledging and banter from their game to atone.
KEK
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
love bancroft and steve smith
hate warner and lehmann
simple as
Seriously looking forward to when smith comes back
Hopes it's against nz and he gets bullied by the crowd :)
>ease him back into cricket by playing him against a lesser team
good idea bro
loving and living every laugh
I hope everyone is really welcoming towards Smith on his return as is in keeping with the spirit of cricket
>thought they were talking about hazelwood
>its a power plant
hmmmm
unironically feel for Smith tbqh
Are you watching this live stream supplied by ?
Jesus these people are moaning about increases to price for their power, they would be horrified if they knew about Eskom, lamo
Is he gonna cry lads?
>political commentator
Holy fuck australia wtf is this garbage
>this segment
YIKES
I can hear the crowd chanting right now
"You fucked up"
"You fucked up"
and they'd do it for five days straight
They're going on about Apartheid now, how obsessed can you be
How about a white South African cricket team and a brown people South African cricket team? Problem solved
Victorian cucks being retarded m8
I lasted about 20sec
What is this gay shit
would unironically be pretty evenly matched
Used to do this at school in rugby 2bh
All the Maori vs the white kids lol
He's due back during the tour of England next year. Sure he'll get a warm welcome back.
>Australia is full of child rapists
look you filthy saffas, your country is in a state of unrest and the niggers are about to kill all of you worthless cunts after theyre done with the farmers.
Some sheila got 3 years jail yesterday in your shit tier waterless country for saying nigger. Now, if I were you, i'd be nice to the only cunts in the world who seem to give a fuck about your sorry asses as you may very well find yourself a refugee in the near future.
As for you, you fucking shit tier attention whore little faggots, spouting on about fucking Santner and some old cunt bowler no one gives 2 fucks about, waiting, seething for years for something like this to come up then jumping straight up on your high horse and spitting classless shit tier vitriol non stop at the GOAT Australian team, might I remind you your best player is a fucking Aussie and you're considered wooden spooners and a boring as fuck insignificant cricket team.
You bastards have inferiority complex written all over every fucking post you make and cannot stand the fact you're lumped in with the Canadians as some of the worst posters not only on /cric/ but on Sup Forums and Sup Forums as a whole.
get fucked
>Australia is full of Chad rapists
yikes
Just took a massive Australian integrity lads...do NOT go in there for a while
Smiff
based
get out of the fucking toilet already smith
YIKES
(who is the Australian?)
SEETHING
This is now a 3-day meltdown. Never seen anything like it.
Lads - let's hammer out the rules of Ice Cricket. Skates on? Bowlers on skates? Sandpaper allowed? (;))
Saved to my Australian banter folder
CAMERON BANCROFT ADMITS HE LIED OVER HIS ROLE IN BALL-TAMPERING DURING 3RD TEST
what is abo cuisine like
NEED her to bully my cock