/cric/ Punished Smoth edition

30/3 Australia vs South Africa
30/3 Outer Tasmania vs England

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Australian_ball-tampering_scandal#cite_note-fate-24
cricket.com.au/news/player-sanctions-steve-smith-cameron-bancroft-david-warner-australia-cricket-ball-tampering/2018-03-28
espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1141969.html

1st for /gong/

/ourgal/

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2nd for Smith did nothing wrong

>*cries*
>is forgiven
HOLY MOTHER OF HIGH IQ

desensitized youth can't respect a man for showing his emotions
/roid/ generation gtfo

normans eat that shit up

>Can't respect a man for publicly bealing about being caught cheating.

Yes.

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT

It was literally Warner and Bancroft's idea.

No

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I didn't know you had internet there.

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>this motherfucker averages 18 in joburg

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>bogan Vice captain and youngest player caught cheating
>guilty by omission
>have 10 minutes to prep for interview post match
>fuck up
>harassed all week on social media and media in general
>trial by media back home
>team falling apart
>herded through airport by niggers
>11 hour flight home
>first thing off plane is wall of media
give him a break lad

Is this Broad? Why are all the English cricketers so hot as women wtf

HOLY MOTHER OF CONFUSED EXPRESSION

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Does anyone actually believe that this is the first time they tried it?

You could tell he was lying through his teeth

how do you know

He fucking helped plan it himself, you mong.
>HURR POOR MEME SHIT
Don't fucking cheat then, cunt.

HOLY MOTHER OF METALLICA IS FUCKING SHITHOUSE

Can you get your team to say they cheated during the Ashes too, so we can have it back?

lot of swearing there lad. Don't appreciate it

>meme shit has averaged 23 this series
>BEST OF ALL TIME WE'RE CHANNEL 9 AND HES BEST OF ALL TIME BEST OF ALL TIME SINCE BRADMAN

t. woodstock 8%

>Findings
>On 28 March 2018, and after a two and a half hour meeting of the Board considering the report, Cricket Australia released their findings and the sanctions to be imposed. David Warner was found to be responsible for the development of the plan to alter the condition of the ball and instructing Bancroft on how to do it, including demonstrating the technique to him. He was also found to have misled match officials by concealing his knowledge of the plan and not voluntarily reporting his involvement. He received a 12-month ban from playing international or domestic cricket in Australia, and will never be considered again for a leadership position.

[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Australian_ball-tampering_scandal#cite_note-fate-24
[2] cricket.com.au/news/player-sanctions-steve-smith-cameron-bancroft-david-warner-australia-cricket-ball-tampering/2018-03-28

>He fucking helped plan it himself
Wrong. See

lo i am not him you gay poof

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we should compete for the ashes of david warner after he has been burned at the stake

more jack leach
less trevor bayliss

cheers cunt
redemption arc WILL be good

Considering there isn't a woman in the world who wouldnt want broads children of course he would be beautiful

tamper with my balls you anglo faggots

>some lads in sonny bill williams masks changed the course of cricket history

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t.woodstock 4.8%
agreed, dig up Larwood and throw that dirty cunt in with him

Think about this: If Warner married a less promiscuous woman, he'd still have a career ahead of him

I don't care. Crying in public is for queers

yeah jack leach gets really aesthetic-looking flight, than again most left-arm spinners look good to me for some reason

Think about this: If I don't shower for 2 days, I smell awful. Food for thought

come ere cunt I'll sandpaper ya

>Three people commit a crime:
>The guy who actually did it, the captain, and the guy who gets the most severe punishment

Darren lehmann‘s resigned

Candice will do it la

Jews took care of that lad

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wow it's true, turn on sky

reckon warner should stop being a mental midget and get on with it

he actually did kek

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How could anyone buy this?
Not a single tear produced, reading a prepared speech, what a load shit.

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When will manlets learn

much more aesthetically pleasing afterwards desu

Taunton's Vettori potentially playing Test match. Best timeline.

gillespie in for lehmann then?

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well he is a bit autistic, that might just be how he expresses grief

>not making a store of cumcheese for the boys

At least he has all his royalties from playing Walter White's brother in law to fall back on

Listen Satan, he said he had no intention of stepping down

I store my cumcheese in your mum's flabby cunt

>le gutted xDDD

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Update:
>it's real

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he stepped down 5 mins ago

For me it's a six pack of Cartlon Dry, a bag of Kettle chips, and a pack of Jack Links beef jerky desu (half price this week at Coles)

based

I'm old enough to remember when international cricketers destroyed their career to go on walkabouts and fish

wtf its real, check BBC sport

People don't really care. They just want something to bitch about. Personally I believe he got off lightly. Due to the fact he tried to cover up it was sandpaper and it had no right to be on the field. He is lucky he did not get a permanent ban from the sport

>Overton, Leach
Two scrumpy drinking cunts in the England Test team. What a time to be alive lads.

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espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1141969.html
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kettle chips have ruined other crisps for me
sweet chili sensations are the only other ones I ever buy

the guy who snipped me was a jewish anglo...I will have my revenge

thinking of crying at my next court appearance lads

please not be true. At least stay on to the end of the fucking series.

he said the 4th test will be his last.

that's a man who does not give a fuck who is watching and wears his heart on his sleeve.
>freaks out when the Marsh bros pause in the middle
>constant public autism episodes
hehe he's autistic
>cries after all of the shit that's happened this week
hurr he faking
/worst/

tfw my dad was reminiscing about langer today

Joburg test is his last, read the fucking article.

Also why the fuck would you want lehmann to stay on? he's the worst. we could literally have somone like based GOAT Langer instead

>be's coach

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its ball tampering not match fixing, even a year is too harsh

what next for aus cricket lads?

>hes crying more than Smith

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LANGER
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>muh ball tampering is cheating
>he should be banned for life

Is there a quicker way to expose yourself as a casual who has never touched a cricket ball in their life?

Why does Mitch Johnson have an anglo-nordic surname when he appears to be a wog?

*Fucks daughter*

got to be big brainiac lyon as the next fulltime captain
langer or gillespie in as coach. a time of rebuilding as the aussies seek to regain the trust from the public

This. Reverse swing is the main part of cricket

Part Abbo, m8

Darren Lehmann has resigned as head coach of Australia's men's team.

Having watched the emotional press conferences of Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft earlier today, Lehmann said now was the time for a new coach of the national side.

The 48-year-old was yesterday cleared of any wrongdoing in the ball-tampering scandal.

The fourth Test at the Wanderers will be his last Test in charge.

“Saying goodbye to the players was the toughest thing I’ve ever had to do,” he said.

not a fan of bowlers as captains
never feels right

>tfw justin langer coach
>tfw maxwell finally will be able to get back into the side
>tfw renshaw rightfully back in the team
>tfw steve smith redemption arc
Is this, dare I say, the best thing to happen to Australian cricket in the past 5 years?

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>Langer comes in
>refuses to select Warner ever again until the end of time
glorious

Would Aus accept a non-Australian cunt to coach their national team?

I literally will seethe if Langer isn't made coach. Don't fucking tempt me.

>sand down a ball
>face severe punishment

>bowl a ball at somebody's head and LITERALLY murder them
>Get away scotch free

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forgotten micky arthur already?

not at first but would probably warm to it, if it paid off.

FUCKING BASED