/cric/ Punished Smoth edition

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

30/3 Australia vs South Africa
30/3 Outer Tasmania vs England

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youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI

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youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Australian_ball-tampering_scandal#cite_note-fate-24
cricket.com.au/news/player-sanctions-steve-smith-cameron-bancroft-david-warner-australia-cricket-ball-tampering/2018-03-28
espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/1141969.html
dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-5557357/Former-Australia-coach-Mickey-Arthur-slams-boorish-arrogant-Aussies.html

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

1st for /gong/

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

/ourgal/

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Parker Perez
Parker Perez

2nd for Smith did nothing wrong

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

*cries*
is forgiven
HOLY MOTHER OF HIGH IQ

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

desensitized youth can't respect a man for showing his emotions
/roid/ generation gtfo

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

normans eat that shit up

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

Can't respect a man for publicly bealing about being caught cheating.

Yes.

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

It was literally Warner and Bancroft's idea.

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

No

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Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

I didn't know you had internet there.

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

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Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

this motherfucker averages 18 in joburg

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Austin Brown
Austin Brown

bogan Vice captain and youngest player caught cheating
guilty by omission
have 10 minutes to prep for interview post match
fuck up
harassed all week on social media and media in general
trial by media back home
team falling apart
herded through airport by niggers
11 hour flight home
first thing off plane is wall of media
give him a break lad

Carson Green
Carson Green

Is this Broad? Why are all the English cricketers so hot as women wtf

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

HOLY MOTHER OF CONFUSED EXPRESSION

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Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Does anyone actually believe that this is the first time they tried it?

You could tell he was lying through his teeth

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

how do you know

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

He fucking helped plan it himself, you mong.
HURR POOR MEME SHIT
Don't fucking cheat then, cunt.

Brandon King
Brandon King

HOLY MOTHER OF METALLICA IS FUCKING SHITHOUSE

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

Can you get your team to say they cheated during the Ashes too, so we can have it back?

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

lot of swearing there lad. Don't appreciate it

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

meme shit has averaged 23 this series
BEST OF ALL TIME WE'RE CHANNEL 9 AND HES BEST OF ALL TIME BEST OF ALL TIME SINCE BRADMAN

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

t. woodstock 8%

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

Findings
On 28 March 2018, and after a two and a half hour meeting of the Board considering the report, Cricket Australia released their findings and the sanctions to be imposed. David Warner was found to be responsible for the development of the plan to alter the condition of the ball and instructing Bancroft on how to do it, including demonstrating the technique to him. He was also found to have misled match officials by concealing his knowledge of the plan and not voluntarily reporting his involvement. He received a 12-month ban from playing international or domestic cricket in Australia, and will never be considered again for a leadership position.

[1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Australian_ball-tampering_scandal#cite_note-fate-24
[2] cricket.com.au/news/player-sanctions-steve-smith-cameron-bancroft-david-warner-australia-cricket-ball-tampering/2018-03-28

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

He fucking helped plan it himself
Wrong. See

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

lo i am not him you gay poof

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Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

we should compete for the ashes of david warner after he has been burned at the stake

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

more jack leach
less trevor bayliss

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

cheers cunt
redemption arc WILL be good

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

Considering there isn't a woman in the world who wouldnt want broads children of course he would be beautiful

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

tamper with my balls you anglo faggots

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

some lads in sonny bill williams masks changed the course of cricket history

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Camden Perry
Camden Perry

t.woodstock 4.8%
agreed, dig up Larwood and throw that dirty cunt in with him

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

Think about this: If Warner married a less promiscuous woman, he'd still have a career ahead of him

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

I don't care. Crying in public is for queers

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

yeah jack leach gets really aesthetic-looking flight, than again most left-arm spinners look good to me for some reason

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

Think about this: If I don't shower for 2 days, I smell awful. Food for thought

James Turner
James Turner

come ere cunt I'll sandpaper ya

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Three people commit a crime:
The guy who actually did it, the captain, and the guy who gets the most severe punishment

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

Darren lehmann‘s resigned

Levi Green
Levi Green

Candice will do it la

David Morales
David Morales

Jews took care of that lad

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Ryan Green
Ryan Green

wow it's true, turn on sky

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

reckon warner should stop being a mental midget and get on with it

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

he actually did kek

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Leo Adams
Leo Adams

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Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

How could anyone buy this?
Not a single tear produced, reading a prepared speech, what a load shit.

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Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

When will manlets learn

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

much more aesthetically pleasing afterwards desu

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

Taunton's Vettori potentially playing Test match. Best timeline.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

gillespie in for lehmann then?

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN
LEHMANN STEPPING DOWN

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

well he is a bit autistic, that might just be how he expresses grief

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

not making a store of cumcheese for the boys

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

At least he has all his royalties from playing Walter White's brother in law to fall back on

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Listen Satan, he said he had no intention of stepping down

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

I store my cumcheese in your mum's flabby cunt

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

le gutted xDDD

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Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Update:
it's real

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Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

he stepped down 5 mins ago

Michael Young
Michael Young

For me it's a six pack of Cartlon Dry, a bag of Kettle chips, and a pack of Jack Links beef jerky desu (half price this week at Coles)

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

based

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

I'm old enough to remember when international cricketers destroyed their career to go on walkabouts and fish

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

wtf its real, check BBC sport

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

People don't really care. They just want something to bitch about. Personally I believe he got off lightly. Due to the fact he tried to cover up it was sandpaper and it had no right to be on the field. He is lucky he did not get a permanent ban from the sport

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

Overton, Leach
Two scrumpy drinking cunts in the England Test team. What a time to be alive lads.

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

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Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

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Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

kettle chips have ruined other crisps for me
sweet chili sensations are the only other ones I ever buy

Daniel White
Daniel White

the guy who snipped me was a jewish anglo...I will have my revenge

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

thinking of crying at my next court appearance lads

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

please not be true. At least stay on to the end of the fucking series.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

he said the 4th test will be his last.

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

that's a man who does not give a fuck who is watching and wears his heart on his sleeve.
freaks out when the Marsh bros pause in the middle
constant public autism episodes
hehe he's autistic
cries after all of the shit that's happened this week
hurr he faking
/worst/

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

tfw my dad was reminiscing about langer today

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

Joburg test is his last, read the fucking article.

Also why the fuck would you want lehmann to stay on? he's the worst. we could literally have somone like based GOAT Langer instead

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

be's coach

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Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

its ball tampering not match fixing, even a year is too harsh

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

what next for aus cricket lads?

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

hes crying more than Smith

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Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

LANGER
A
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Henry Wood
Henry Wood

muh ball tampering is cheating
he should be banned for life

Is there a quicker way to expose yourself as a casual who has never touched a cricket ball in their life?

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

Why does Mitch Johnson have an anglo-nordic surname when he appears to be a wog?

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

*Fucks daughter*

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

got to be big brainiac lyon as the next fulltime captain
langer or gillespie in as coach. a time of rebuilding as the aussies seek to regain the trust from the public

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

This. Reverse swing is the main part of cricket

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Part Abbo, m8

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Darren Lehmann has resigned as head coach of Australia's men's team.

Having watched the emotional press conferences of Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft earlier today, Lehmann said now was the time for a new coach of the national side.

The 48-year-old was yesterday cleared of any wrongdoing in the ball-tampering scandal.

The fourth Test at the Wanderers will be his last Test in charge.

“Saying goodbye to the players was the toughest thing I’ve ever had to do,” he said.

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

not a fan of bowlers as captains
never feels right

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

tfw justin langer coach
tfw maxwell finally will be able to get back into the side
tfw renshaw rightfully back in the team
tfw steve smith redemption arc
Is this, dare I say, the best thing to happen to Australian cricket in the past 5 years?

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

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Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Langer comes in
refuses to select Warner ever again until the end of time
glorious

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

Would Aus accept a non-Australian cunt to coach their national team?

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

I literally will seethe if Langer isn't made coach. Don't fucking tempt me.

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

sand down a ball
face severe punishment

bowl a ball at somebody's head and LITERALLY murder them
Get away scotch free

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Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

forgotten micky arthur already?

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

not at first but would probably warm to it, if it paid off.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

FUCKING BASED

John Hill
John Hill

Wait, has Langer done any stupid things during his time as a player? Can't remember him up to any shenanigans compared to his peers at the time.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Who besides Langer would be a decent option as coach? Ponting?

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

scotch free
don't think so lad

Adam James
Adam James

Amir went to jail for years for bowling a no ball. Smoth got off light as all shit.

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

Langer comes in
Pietersen's thing for wanting Maxwell in all 3 formats of cricket will come true
high chance no more Warner

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Boof was a good guy. My impression was that we was a good coach, certainly a lot better than micky fucking arthur.

What new nick name are we coming up with for Langer?

Sanga?

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

oooo...he's a rajibul for kicks now
gonna kick it like he's 0 for 86 now

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

crude

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Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

Mickey Arthur was the shittiest coach we've ever had and seems to be poisoning the Pakis as well.

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

was actually going to make a post the other day that langer would be the new coach but I didn't think it'd get any (You)s so I didn't bother. feel a bit silly now

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Vettori and Fleming to be offered a dual coaching role. Cap this.

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Steve Waugh

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

ball tampering is the same as match fixing
smith got off light
KEK

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Parker Baker
Parker Baker

Gillespie

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Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

I remember thinking smith, warner and bancroft would be involved in a ball-tampering scandal on the 1st day of the test but never made the post

shame....

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Would be elite

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Rate my new test side under Langer's coaching:
Renshaw (c)
Handscomb
Bancroft
Smith
Maxwell
Mmarsh
Smarsh
Starc
Cummins
Lyon
Hazle

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Warney and Gilly shit talked him recently about the 2005 Ashes where he apparently got them to walk into the club rooms when England wasn't there after they pumped them the first Test (because he's too much of a coward to do it to their faces). Most of the Australian side back then was fairly brutish.

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

Boof was responsible for the toxic environment at the team, though. The whole "win at all costs" and dropping the spirit of the game from our players code was on him. And don't forget how much of a fucking hypocrite he was bitching about sledging and crowds while literally forcing Australians to do the same.

And there is no fucking way he didn't know about what happened with the ball tampering. You can gaurantee his decision to step down was based on his guilty conscience over how much Smith was suffering. Fuck him.

Justin Langer will be an infinitely better coach. Just look at what he's done for the Scorchers and how much the players there talk about how amazing the team culture that he created is.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

who?

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

yeah because what the pakis did was a CRIMINAL OFFENCE
sanding a cricket ball is not a criminal offence

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Will Smith

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Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

Spot fixing you seeeeeeething casual.

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

oops
- Mmarsh
+ Timmy Paine (wk)

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

wreck your country's reputation
get the chance to claw back some dignity in a news conference by apologising
cry like a poofta

OH NO NO

Zachary Long
Zachary Long

Yeah, I'd like this too, but don't see it happening. Ponting would be a lot more likely I reckon, or Gillespie.

kek

Vettori + McCullum would be GOAT tbf. Plus it would make poopeelanders seethe

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

Smith, Bancroft and Lehmann all hold candid individual press conferences, clearly struggling to get through them

Warner posts a screenshot of text to twitter

What did he mean by this?

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

IIITTSSS HAPPPENNNINNGGGG.

On another note, where can a guy cop some fresh pepe.jpgs. I got a new laptop and i need to stock up....any one willing to share some rare pepes?

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

He's obviously on a 24hr bender somewhere.

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

that's just a bad angle, dude, to be fair he was genuinely crying. works wonders on the normans.

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Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

He's in his final form of being the Bull now
he will be back with a vengeance lad

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Elite. Renshaw captain is questionable, though, but problem is I have no fucking clue who could do it.

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

This is a pretty fair point what the fuck is wrong with society.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

*cries*

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

Warner is fucking alpha.

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

It'd have to be Paine.

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

suddenly a wild Norman Finkelstein appears and tells you stop shedding those croc tears

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

ball tampering in Shield games is a 5 run penalty, the ICC gives him a one match suspension and cricket Australia suspends him for a year because of seething casuals like you who don't realise ball tampering isn't a big deal

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

A manlet who shacked up with a literal hooker is considered Alpha
State of it.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

was also thinking this, is he still the acting captain for the 4th test?

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

can't fit a TV camera in his cuck shed

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

not mens rea
*dab*

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

wicketkeepers make decent captains too 2bh

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William James
William James

Yeah, he'll probably be the captain for 2 years

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

reckon i could get one under the door desu

Noah Price
Noah Price

my wife's son is crying right now

Carson James
Carson James

He's not acting captain, he is captain. Can't imagine it'll stay that way, though, but I also can't see who would replace him as captain either.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Nothing wrong with banging prossies

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

based, looking forward to it

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

digits say lyon

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

More like crycket

John Murphy
John Murphy

Fathering children with them however...

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

David Warner has arrived back in Australia with his wife Candice and made a brief statement to the media.

"As you can understand it's been tough and emotional time for my wife and her kids. You'll hear from me in couple of days. My priorities are get these kids in bed, rest up and let my mind be clear and talk to you in couple of days."

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Is Ivy Mae Warner related to David Warner?

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Love cric
Love ket
Simple

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

Oh never mind

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

my wife and her kids

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

very good attempt
saving this even though it's a proxy

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

is there time for a late twist? will warner go off message and put the blame on someone else?

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

LukeParkerno1 here ama

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

Woakes and Moeen dropped

this lad still hanging around

reckon someone needs to plant some sandpaper on him

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Adam Brown
Adam Brown

this desu, also bayliss

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

If you were Steve Smith, what would you do to past the next 12 months? I would probably jet off to somewhere like Bulgaria and to play some village Sunday cricket til it all passes over.

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

outer tasmanians thirsty for (you)s after /worst/ post
shan't be getting any

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

teach england and nz how to play a bit better

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Smoth's life is cricket. He has nothing now.

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

go on the ice cricket circuit
play some cover drives in the congo
sink a few red stripes with gayle and the lads in the windies t20 tournament

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

I don't get why Woakes was dropped but Moeen is fucking shit, lad.

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

I don't think he resigned on guilt, I believe he resigned as a way for Cricket Australia to try and win back some of the sponsors.

Boof knows if he stayed with the team sponsors will be hard to come by and this way it makes him look like a "caring" coach

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

8 month coke and weed binge with Chris Gayle

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

eat a lot of delicious meat products and go on drug binges

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

If they play Vince instead of Livingstone for the 2nd test I'm actually going to SCREAM

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

he was really good the last english summer, he has just been gash since then, waste of a spot

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Your mum ate my meat product la

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

woakes got dropped for being a useless test bowler

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

it's a 100 year flood of meme reaction images. All sin is absolved.

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Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

the man who can save australian cricket

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Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

wow speak of the devil

dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-5557357/Former-Australia-coach-Mickey-Arthur-slams-boorish-arrogant-Aussies.html

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Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

hopefully not that saffer shit with listeria

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

Not a proxy

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John Anderson
John Anderson

Watch anime and fap profusely.

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

Why do all former Aussie players and staff all hate the Australian team?

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

"If you can't handle the Australian team at its worst, you don't deserve us at our best"
- David Warner

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

Pozzies collective face after they lose every single match for a full year

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

all former Aussie players
This isn't really the case at all tbf

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

woakes could get in as a batsman 2bh, seemed to handle the new ball and a genuinely good spinner well enough

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

WOT IF THIS WAS ALL AN INTERNATIONAL ICC CONSPIRACY TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT CRICKET

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

John Cena is an actor m8

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

prove it

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Warner was in shit form anyway and Smith looked out of it too. Honestly the next ~6 months probably aren't that different to how they would have been anyway. We've actually gained something in the form of Renshaw anyway. Now just need Maxwell in the actual team and we'll be right.

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

(in the nz test) - i cant remember woakes facing lyon or a new ball in the ashes well enough to make a statement on that

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Woakes unironically is better than Vince at batting

Vince will still hold the no. 3 spot next game over Livingstone who averages 46 and scored almost a century in the warm up game.

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

Why would you drop Mitch Marsh? Have you not been watching? His batting has been phenomenal . He isn't much of a bowler at this level but Smith was brought in as an all-rounder and the start of his career too.

(Australia in 2 years)

Renshaw
Handscomb
Smith
Mitchell Marsh (C)
Shaun Marsh
Chris Lynn (yew)
Maxwell
Cummins
Starc
Lyon (maybe sitll going)
Hazle.

In all honesty Starc or Hazlewood will probably be on the out to some new hot shot. Khawaja isn't gonna get dumped if there is no other ethnic person to replace him.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Close. Orchestrated by Turnbull and his legion of Jews to distract from the latest newpoll figures.

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

I mean just look at how many of them try and stick around the game in the form of coaching domestic leagues, commentating, writing news pieces, etc. They're very supporting by and large of the Australian team.

Wasn't it reported that the Wanderers Test sold a record number of tickets? Seems to be working well.

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

he smashed you around in the ODI series

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

holy mother of based lad
enjoy your time there

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

extremely controversial opinion: I don't think he is going to play Duke Nukem particularly well, and perhaps the concept of a Duke Nukem movie in this day and age is flawed.

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

yfw your vice-captain wasted a DRS review on a plumb LBW

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

Chris Lynn (yew)
This would be an even darker day for Australian cricket than Saturday last week.

Starc or Hazlewood will probably be on the out to some new hot shot
Big Billy Stanlake, m8.

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

think I'll review it

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Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Lmao look at this faggot

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

3 Usman Khawaja, 4 Shaun Marsh, 5 Peter Handscomb, 6 Mitchell Marsh, 7 Tim Paine
is this the greatest top-middle order of all time?

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

(((International international cricket (((council))))))

Blake Williams
Blake Williams

greatest flat track bully middle order

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

What did Smith's dad say to him?

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

“When we were talking about the (100 hours of) community service (that form part of the sanctions) and working at club cricket, he said with a smile on his face ‘I’ll be doing that anyway’, which I think says a lot about him.
Steve Smith and the legend surrounding him will only grow during his absence.
The fact he wears his heart on his sleeve, evidenced by his autistic behavior and no attempt to keep it in check to the public as seen during the ashes when the Marsh brothers paused for a hug in the middle during the ashes, to the emotional outpouring of genuine grief at tonights press conference has only served to endear him even more to the public.
Smith will return as an almost godlike figure after dealing successfully with this whole ordeal by returning to his roots and remembering why he loved this game, which he will and coming back from the very place he started at - community cricket.
Nothing will be harder than this for him, there'll be no situation on any field that can be worse than this, he's literally conquered all of his fears via a baptism of fire.
And when he is back, by god, be ready to witness the return and domination of a cricket immortal.

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Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

fair point, for me it was either Smarsh or Mmarsh but seeing as how Mmarsh can bowl a few, i think you're right and he would be the better option

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

"As many who sit in this room will know, life on the road means a lot of time away from loved ones and after speaking to my family, it is the right time to step away,"
KEK just doing it for family reasons lads

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

gay

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

Does anyone else think that Steve Smith will resurrect in 3 days time? Has Smith died on the cross for our, as a nation, cricketing sins? He has taken all our misdoing, and been crucified by the Australian media.

In three days time SMOTH will rise again.

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

Fucking this. Steve Smith to average ~80 for the remainder of his career.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Looks like the bloke behind him is turning the key like one of those cymbal monkey toys.

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

Yeah, but can he still tamper a ball on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

Paine will be captain for a year or two. After that Mitchell Marsh or Renshaw. MM has been captain for WA so is probably the next in line. Difficult tho because no one in the team has really cemented their spot. It's going to be one HELL of an ashes tournament. Some aussies are going to need to stand up.

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

JUST

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Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

in terms of his bowling

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

This pretty much summarises how retarded the media reaction to this has been.

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

averages 80 wickets a match
HOLY FUCKING BASED

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

It's because he literally has no other skill set. Probably can't even board a plane by himself. Hopefully he learns how to paint a wall or make some chocolate crackles because his life is done post cricket.

Caleb James
Caleb James

After that Mitchell Marsh
His form is too up and down I reckon. I mean if he can play consistently for the next year or so then yeah I'd say he'd probably cement his side in the spot well enough to warrant captaincy. Paine definitely makes the most sense in the short term.

FUCKING elite.

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

When you remember what your wife looks like

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

Langer coach
MMarsh captain after Paine
SMarsh VC

Better to put a black swan on all the baggy greens instead of the coat of arms desu.

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

Which is just nuts. A few months ago he was selling pads to kids in a cricket store. Now captain of Australian test team.

Media needs to focus on a positive story. Paine is a great guy and player. Look forward to next test.

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

BASED david finch he should unironically open for the test side

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

#unite 4 steve

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Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

"I want to be sitting here talking about Morne Morkel's last Test match, or us a team on the verge of creating history. We are spending so much time talking about other stuff. This series has been so draining. We are feeling the blowout as well. I cannot imagine what it feels like in their dressing room."
t. Faf

tfw this has been a genuinely good series
Shame about all the other shit that's ruined it and the casuals hopping on the bandwagon and overshadowing the cricket.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

people already forgetting he's a cheat and tried to cover it up and lie to officials

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

shit nvm that's john cena

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

Media needs to focus on a positive story.
Sadly this doesn't generate the clicks and views that headlines like "NATIONAL DISGRACE" pull.

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

bringing a piece of tape onto the field is considered "cheating" in this sport

lmfao. nice semen slurping sport you have there

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

B A S E D
N O R D

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Churchill tried to cheat the nazis. all great men cheat

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

de villiers has been on god-mode 2bh

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

*inhales seretide*

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

Steve Smith: Faf u cheater !!
Faf du plessis: No you the cheater #princess smith XD XD
Steve Smith: oh no I lost !!!

Lehmann resigned!

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