I get paid to shit post

I get paid to shit post

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is there an agenda to your shitposts if so what is it

join the club

Where do I apply for such a job?

Literally the Russian government

How do you not know that?

What is your agenda?

This release is 100% proof that Wikileaks is a Russian shill site. Putin wants Trump, the shill, the idiot, to win. And Wikileaks is following his effective orders. You people are sheep in believing these email dumps and talking about it. This is fucking uncalled for. I want to see someone defend this, really I do.

Hillary is the Democratic nominee. There was no conspiracy involved. She won because more Democrats voted for her. Bernie Sanders has endorsed her. Deal with it.

Can you go back to r eddit? No one cares about you here

WHO PAID YOU TO SHITPOST ON Sup Forums

I get paid to JIDF post.

AMA

How much?

I get paid while shitposting.

how big is your nose

>I want to see someone defend this, really I do.
Like, with a shield?

LOL

How much do they pay you? per hour or post?

Lls

I get paid to deny the lolocaust.

Don't ask me shit. I'll force my "opinions" onto your monitor either way

I shitpost for free.

BANG!

Where do I send my resume?

Who is the girl?

Burst into laughter

I love Aussies on Here

What's the pay like?

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Merkel Multiculturalism Defender™
here AMA

How is the pay?

Are you hourly or do you get paid per post?

>UK paid to shit post
That's where your slimey limey story falls apart. We all know that the Queen colonized Australia so she wouldn't have to pay people to shitpost.

Answer the fucking questions you kike.

i'm convinced everyone here is a paid shill

I been on 4 chan for years

Then I realised I could shitpost for cash

Only like £2 per thread and £0.50p a comment

I'm on the anti Jew side of the force

If it's per post he's fucked.
He's slower than an abbo on 4 liters of fully leaded fuel.

Same.

AMA

post more hijab porn

Are you good at it?

Do you have to pass any tests?

What is the best practice?

I realize I can't say if they're slower or faster after huffing gas because I've never seen the baseline.

Thank you for correcting the record. How can I apply for such a position?

How to get into the business? I can play both sides.

Compulsory service doesn't make it your career mate.

Swedish paid shitposter here.
I get my money from the social democrats, only posting pro-immigrant stories and denying the rape culture.

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When you write your résumé it's got to be loaded with complete bullshit and some image macros on the page

I wish I had more, I really want to fuck a Muslim girl

Same.

SAME

kek

Only? I'd be making thousands per day with those payouts

No you can't Nigger

You been raped yet?

Yes I can, I have mad skillz in the dialectic. Pls don't bully.

Top kek, solid bantz m8.

I'm a guy, so no. But many girlfriends have.
Hate this job, but they pay well.

Tell us a pro-immigrant story. I've never heard sven tell one, only denial.

American paid shitposter here.
I get my money from niggers, only posting pro cuckold stories and btfo'ing white bois

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I wasn't aware being a guy stopped you getting raped.

Kind of like that Norwegian guy.

One time my grandparents fled Germany after the war and lived with other "veterans" in south america. Then they decided to start a new life in either Canada or Australia, but they chose Australia because no one fucking likes Canada. The end

I make most of them up, or discredit the truth.
Hardly never post here anymore, only on reddit and newspapers that still got a comment field.

>that still got a comment field.

Not having comments is a thing?

Are you getting paid for this post?

I can protect myself, no need to worry about me.
>meeting two months ago, most attending was obese feminists, half of them wanted to fuck me.
>closest to rape I've been.

What's the social democrat's endgame?

So you live off welfare payments?

My ancestors weren't criminals so they went to Canada.

Jesus.

Feel bad for you, no other marketable skills?

Have you grown a conscience and want to get back at your employers or are you just bored?

And I'm sure they regretted never stealing anything as soon as they landed.

Yes, in sweden most (((newspapers))) removed them, because it didn't matter how hard they tried, most comments were (((racist))).

Oh, you think shitposting is your ally. But you merely adopted the shitpost; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
The shitposts betray you, because they belong to me!

yup buying newports kfc and olde english

No dude

I post pro Russian stuff elsewhere, I am pro Russian anyway so I regret nothing