Muslims are not the enemy. How many times do we have to tell you Sup Forums? The brits voted for a muslim as London major for a reason. There has to be something good about it. You faggots are losing your minds for no reason about this. And the old british racist people were the ones that voted for brexit effectively shooting themselves in the foot.
Dylan Gomez
There was a fucking dog barking all last night, I couldnt sleep for shit, little cunt.
Adrian Green
>muslims are not the enemy France.
Jeremiah Garcia
>The brits voted for a muslim as London major for a reason. How many times do we have to tell you . . .The Brits NEVER voted for the London Mayor . . .Londoners did and we all know what London is like.
Jonathan Collins
I just want to nibble on some chav/scally willy m8s :(
Luis Lewis
I really hope something like CANZUK develops.
Noah Wood
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Logan Hernandez
Did you try putting earplugs in?
Lucas Baker
this is so tolerant!
Nicholas Morales
I put headphones in and listened to music, but I could still hear it
William Myers
You used the old Britain Elects tweet again.
Wyatt Hill
That is ridiculous but then I suppose you all live very close to each other ie shared walls and the like.
Did you try yelling at or shooting it?
Andrew Myers
Yep, I several times, it only shut up for 5 mins or so
I might kill it if it starts again tonight
Colton Cooper
It's raining lads, feels comfy
Ryan Garcia
There was a dog barking in the distance at about 2am when I was trying to get my head down. I found it strangely relaxing.
Ayden Rodriguez
NO LEAF ZONE
Cooper Young
Did the cunt of a neighbour not wake up to control his/her dog? that would be my trigger I think to at least knock on and make my feelings heard.
Christian Long
>Matthew 7:15-20
>15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
>16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
>17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
>18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
>19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
>20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Islam will never, EVER be forgiven or accepted. Get that through your head.
Christian Johnson
Whats up with the Pigeons in London lads?
Xavier Rogers
Poisoned meat over the fence? C'mon mate it's not the dog's fault.
Kill the owner obviously.
Justin Nguyen
They didnt wake I guess or tell the cunt to shut up, they even have a fucking baby, I'm surprised it didnt fucking wake it
Camden Jones
The sooner that tart Nicola Sturgeon pulls Scotland out of the U.K. the better.
Jeremiah Evans
WITNESSED!
Landon Allen
Phams, what are your thoughts on family pets (dogs, cats etc) seeing you naked? I found it odd when my cat was being an asshole sitting on my bed when I get out of the shower. I don't feel that my cat should be looking at my penis and testicles while I get dressed
WBU phams?
Wyatt Davis
I might pull a Dexter and take the dog to a dog home rather than kill it
Dont think I'm so far gone that I can casually kill a dog just yet
Kevin Sanchez
They can't even afford to maintain that, Scotland without the UK is basically dead in the ditch.
Lincoln Ramirez
can't wait for scotland to fuck off desu lads
Daniel Rogers
Get your uncut willy out and helicopter it, should frighten the dog off a bit.
Nolan Morris
okay satan
Daniel Stewart
Canada are a bunch of cucks atm, so I'm not too keen on throwing in with them. Maybe just ANZUK.
Leo Hughes
Fuck, I forgot. Sorry lad!
Leo Peterson
Christianity is the religion of a bigot. The word sword is never mentioned in the quran but it is in the bible.
Nathaniel Carter
That's what we want to prove. The Scots need England way more than England needs the Scots. Besides, they won't even get into the EU for years, so they'll have to come crawling back to us and England just to be able to afford their heroin laced irn bru.
Jaxon Richardson
>Tfw circumcised
Theres no hope lad
Jackson Myers
Banged a chick from Ulverston while I was at uni.
Total psychopath, gave bad head, boring prude in bed, told me she was pregnant then disappeared from the face of the earth for 6 months.
Never again.
Ethan Rodriguez
Let them die alone.
Connor Martin
Thanks for the free money :^)
Josiah Sanders
What bothers me though is that Westminster would take pity on them and bail them out.
What are you supposed to use to smite the necks of non-muslims then ahmed? An assault spoon?
>make firm those who believe. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them. Q 8:12
>...slay the idolaters wherever you find them...take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush... Q 9:5
>Abstain from sex, except with the captives whom your right hand possesses - for, in their case, you are free from blame. Q 23:1
>...when you meet in battle those who disbelieve, then smite the necks until when you have overcome them. Q 47:4
>Guard your chastity, except with the captives whom your right hand possesses - for then you are not to be blamed. Q 70:22
>That CGP Grey video about brexit >97% chance that Scotland will leave and join EU >Also believes Norn Ireland would unify with RoI and rejoin EU >ALSO believes city of London would leave and join EU as a city state
How can one person be so delusional and butthurt?
Leo Taylor
Phimosis, funny story, I ripped my foreskin while having sex for the first time, had to have that shit sliced off within the week.
Nathan White
>That old woman wanting Boris' ice cream
Boris is a dust slayer.
Sebastian Smith
Something really needs to be done about up here
Gabriel Long
Oh no m8, how you liking being snipped?
Carter Rodriguez
>tfw phimosis
Ryder Morales
Who /sundayroast/ here?
Jack Myers
Replace this image with an angry pepe and British tourists on the other side.
Evan Phillips
>mfw I'm getting free money
also. Did you know that universities in Scotland will still pay for EU students even though we voted out of the EU
Mate 70% of the UKs population is in England. Scotland will sink like a brick.
Jeremiah Parker
I had it too.
Matthew Taylor
He's a yank.
Jose Gutierrez
Dont think about it really, dick looks fine, no abnormal scaring other than the obvious one. Lube is a lot more fun now.
Why havent you gone to your local GP to get an appointment booked to sort it out? You shouldnt have to live with such a fucked up condition.
Josiah Roberts
How did you get rid of it?
Circumcision?
William Clark
He said that the Brexit Tories didn't want the PM job, too. Such a stupid myth.
I stopped watching. It's just more of the MSM stuff put into yuotube form.
Nathaniel Powell
Rare Karens - Post 'em
Dominic Johnson
>Scotland will still pay Scotland doesn't pay, that's the problem and as time goes Payments to EU students will stop.
Josiah Thompson
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Christopher Ward
Let me tell you
Zachary Moore
> Scotland behind England ready to fuck him in the arse.
Makes sense.
Gabriel Sullivan
Does phimosis mean you're a genetic defective?
Kayden Martin
>Muslims are not the enemy. LMAO Muslims are the enemy of western values, safety, freedom. They don't want to integrate, they just want to push their backward religion and "culture" into already great places like London because they can't build anything to that level by themselves. The majority of non-british and pro-diversity people from London voted for a muslim major as he will support muslim ideas and "culture", not british. This is just a confirmation that muslims will never integrate, they don't care about the british culture. Muslims are total cancer.
Hudson Harris
What should we do about all this rhetoric?
Jason Martinez
Yeah, unfortunately. I had it when I was about 12. We went to the see the doc who said it had to be done. I don't think my parents even took me get a second opinion from another doctor.
Josiah Wright
Weren't you embarrassed showing your willy to someone else during early puberty?
Brandon Martinez
Maybe. I really hope my kids don't have it. It isn't fun at all.
Robert Parker
free money r e e
M o n e y
Jack Gomez
Having a Shepherd's Pie lad.
Hunter Hughes
No, most of the time it happens because parents don't tell their sons to start peeling back their foreskins to clean underneath when they start going through puberty. Then by the time they're sixteen their dicks have grown but the skin hasn't and thus they have phimosis.
It's very rare for it to be destined to occur from birth.
Ryan Powell
>people that live right behind me have this big ass german shepherd that they let out at night and they have a brick overhang tunnel after their front gate and it runs in their and barks over and over fucking echoes all over the goddamn place. Fucking annoying
Jacob James
Hold yearly penis inspection days for your kids until they turn 18.
Thomas Ross
I was lucky, every 6 months or so The PE teacher would give us a penis inspection and made sure the foreskin was fluid.
Joseph Myers
What's with merkel and her love of open borders.
Jackson Russell
No i dont think so, it has something to do with your parents not teaching you how to live with your foreskin, it sort of glues shut if it never gets pealed back
Benjamin Rivera
Do you have full 4skin functionality?
Chase Sanders
>Penis inspection
Christian White
It already exists, it's called the British Empire.
Carson Hernandez
Yep, what I stated happened to me but thankfully it was still mild enough that I was able to fix it without surgery by slowly stretching it a bit more day after day, after about 3 weeks I was able to stretch it over the thickest part of the head and since then I've been golden, it's totally normal now.
Felt horrible doing it like that though, it was unbelievably sensitive underneath, if anything touched it it would literally overwhelm my senses. Thankfully that problem has sorted itself out too.
Nolan Bennett
Why did your parents not teach you to wash it early on?
They are far from being the only ones doing it. But it's pretty great if you think about it.
Now you can see within seconds if a news outlet is completely cucked or if there is still hope just by looking if they call him David S. or Ali S.
Joseph Perry
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Henry Rivera
>parents are suppose to teach you how to clean it
Fuck.
Kayden Brown
I should also mention that i had an oppurtunity to lose my virginity before I did this and nowadays thank god that I didn't fuck that slut, else it might have torn like the other lad in the thread.
Lost it just before I turned 17 instead.
Andrew Cox
>tfw didn't get phimosis because I grew up with sky tv that had access to babestation >tfw callgirls taught me how to mash one out and also helped me not mess up my penis
Anthony Moore
The wrong eye is closed in that thumbnail.
Liam Ross
How much does Scotland pay into the economy compared to what it takes out
Jonathan Barnes
Were you using a condom when you lost it?
Ryder Smith
Not if she is right-handed but left-eye dominant.
Matthew Diaz
Not enough, too much.
Thomas Wood
They told me when I was a kid to clean under the foreskin but at the time I thought that just meant the small bit I could pull the foreskin back. I legitimately did not know that it could pull all the way back, no-one ever told me til I figured it out myself when I just turned 16.
All the dicks in porn I had seen were circumsized so I didn't figure it out from that any younger either.
John Murphy
>All the dicks in porn I had seen were circumsized so I didn't figure it out from that any younger either. the eternal yid strikes again
Carter White
FIRST for the U-town mandem
Carter Bell
Beef, spuds, mash, Yorkshire puds, carrots, parsnips, peas, stuffing, gravy. I fucking love Sundays
