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pope john paul edition

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>Catholicism

Get out you fucking med nigger kike

pope jake paul when

alri lads

remember when australians in /brit/ used to be a laugh

now they're about as impactful as the irish in here

>Catholicism
Heresy more like it.

Bryan adams is the tits

This

got many friends

The Polish Pope

Sounds Like Someone's Keen In A Fucking Bottlin'!

BOTTLE COVEY INBOUND LADS! FUKKIN' NUTT HIM SO WE CAN NUT IN SOME BUTT LATER!

Any Presbyterian man in

Pop Ron Paul when?

Staying in south london

How people have such an appetite for fast food is beyond me.

I tried eating a lot of fried chicken. It gave me acid reflux, bloating and diahrea.

Meanwhile i watch people literally eat it daily in vast quantities

The lad of popes tbqh

GOLLIMARR

baffling gimmick

Wonder what Europe, the Commonwealth and Britain would look like today if we never joined the EU.

drank 3 cups of espresso and the mORNING POO IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gimme Some Baf!

have you tried not being a fucking woofter

Toil in a couple o' hours

Pope thread?

Some people are so alarmist when it comes to health.

>Eat pussy
>Enjoy your hpv x xD!

>Eat fast food
>Lol enjoy your heart attack xD

>Smoke cigarettes
>Enjoy your cancer xD

Get real you fucking retards

today's the day that I spaff on a picture of summer lads

If you're not Church of England then I don't even want to fucking know mate

Shut up nigger

FEMALE

PRIESTS

NIGGER

(((DIOCESE)))

Niggers, shits and fucks.

Going down on a bird is fun

Going down on a PROSTITUTE is fucking disgusting

>Said unironically by a Protestant
CANNOT FABRICATE

If you aren't pentacostal oneness you're human vermin

Sex within loving relationships, healthy diets and taking mind improving nonadductive drugs

Simple as

Sex whilst married*

MUH

ZOMBIE

BREAD

Standing alone at a wedding reception

I could pick up a girl but already got two dates next week.

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fucking Swedes

>why yes i do in fact believe sex withing marriage does reduce the chance of catching your partners STD's

Grateful I didn't grow up catholic and didn't get molested.

Not really. Prostitutes actually make the effort, are good at what they do, know what you want and how to do it. Some bird trash from a generic nightclub in town are usually disgusting, on the rag, awful people

*thinks about all the millions of normies waking up today with raging hangovers and/or comedowns*
haha
hahahaha
realy puts a spring in my step

The Moggmentum movement from that active Tory youth effort had known Russian sock puppets flock to it and use the same 'meme' bullshit that got Trump spread across Reddit.

I was really fat in my dads wedding pictures

...

>defending smoking
But my uncle was fine and he smoked 50 packs a week xD

Escorts maybe. Not street walkers.

Didn't read any of your meme politics buzzword shit

Marriage is only necessary for tax relief (not even that good) or immigration

No point im the state getting unnecessarily involved in your life

Some people are so terrified at all times and instead of appearing weak they try to make others look foolish.
My sister is this way, always fixated upon death and ways it can happen. Very uncomfortable with the idea of mortality

Dangerous forces are at work.
Our "democracy" is under serious threat.

Stop making excuses and go and flirt you bender

It's the alarmist meme that's the real cancer. SMOKE A CIGARETTE AND YOU'LL POISON YOURSELF AND DIE AT 30 LOL

> i can get a girl here i just don't wanna

Maybe it's a media thing. Fear gets attention and viewers.

Just when it looked like the DUP were the lowest the Tory party could go, there's Jacob & his new friends.

I do hope there's a zippy little latin phrase to describe his downfall.

And I wonder if this is one for the history books, or perhaps the courts?

I can't get a girl because I don't have the drive knowing I've already secured :^)

Do try to speak like a normal person so people can understand what the fuck your post was about. What are you even saying here? Are you trying to impress people? You sound like an utter spastic

lucky you not being female and being 'thighed' as a youngster

Media has to be a part of it. I dont know if it's as bad in the UK, but if you watch a local station there will be an advertisement for the local news at 9 or whatever with some sensationalist claim about how x is killing you! It's absurd.

Shut up you nerdy spastic

based edition

shit lads, got such a stiffy
need a slag on it pronto

those are clearly posts copied from reddit you mongs

I live above a starbucks which is a pokemon go gym and I spend all day kicking the shit out of children that try to mess with me

I am the gym king

You dont have a girl secured tonight though. You wouldnt make that post if you didn't want to bed at least a couple women there

>those are
shut up you fucking spacka

Smoking smells like shit, tastes like shit and coats your environment in shit. Not to mention the health concerns.

But they're just alarmists, 25 year old greg smokes a pack a day and he's fine so it's all good! He doesn't have any symptoms so it's fine!

It is absurd. My ex housemates were intensely obsessed with physical fitness. I bought one litre bottle of coca cola on a Friday night and they sperged into another dimension

>Full fat coke so bad for u lol!

Like okay fuck off autists

rate the beard

You are a virgin more like

Starting to notice how much of a parody the last decade has been, it'd only be fitting for more resignations and more scandals to appear in the run up to the final hour, that eventually the situation becomes untenable even for staunch British ideologues...

take that normies!
*spends 16hrs a day on the computer*

Hahaha and here's me drinking a bottle of pepsi every day and my flatmates don't say a word

wow a cutting new insult on Sup Forums.org

>Australia
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FAGS

DON'T HAT THIS POST
it's his mission clearly

I Rate This Thing Beard/Beard

got such a massive hard on fucks sake lads
need a slag to jump on it asap

I'm browsing reddit

and it's truly incredible how pretentious everyone is there

Alri Sobieski lad.

Someone hat this fool

Made it because I wasn't having any good convos desu

Would be nice to fuck a girl tonight but they're all friends of the bride and groom so that's like shitting in your backyard

gym this morning or afternoon?

>tfw strong and smart
Anyone want to fucking challenge me, an intellectual battle or a fist fight perhaps?

Morning is better.

I dont know what alri means

too intelligent for a sex drive

bible ses kick niggers muslims jews mexicans and slavs out of the country

lacking in testosterone more like

ok fucking fine Ill do it now just stop nagging ffs

Nowt wrong with a morning gym sesh lyyyykkk.

Anyone here watch geordie shore?

what's a gym?

think i'll treat myself and go to maccies in a bit

It is one hundred percent fear based. If you are a fatass then yeah maybe you should not drink some coke. But why else strip yourself out of whatever sources of enjoyment you have just because you're so scared.
I'm at the pub, it's Friday night, I'm with my friends drinking and fuck yes I'm going to eat that filthy bar pizza.
I wonder what these people imagine life is like at 90.

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need slags like this to polish me off

If you go to a gym, you're a panseyboy soy goy. Simple as

Name 1 one (1)

if you aren't up for it you wouldn't ask, so stop complaining you runt

It's a guym