How would you make a Koala-themed superhero/heroine?

How would you make a Koala-themed superhero/heroine?

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what about drop-bears?

Female
Teenage
Fluffy grey pigtails
Stocky
Short
Aussie accent

Just give him some guns and a wacky backstory.

Koalas have the cute little babies that the mommas hold onto real tight, right? Well my superheroine koala would specialize in babies, and rescuing babies, and beating up villains who want to hurt babies and stop babies from crying.

I suppose the koala superheroine could also fight regular supervillains, just by like being supermotherly to them and making them feel guilty and not want to hurt people anymore.

Utility pouch

She's called "Drop-Bear", she has teleportation powers, but only to eight feet above any surface in her field of vision.

Well said hero would be oily and stink like goddamn hell, as well as being more flammable than most animals.

Also he or she would be a complete idiot and not know what to do at all in any given situation that isn't "I eat some eucalyptus leaves".

Have them be all sweet and cuddly until you piss them off, unleashing hell.
Seriously, Koala's sound downright demonic when they're mad.

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Fancy koala ears, grey costume, eucalyptus-themed attacks.

Thick retractable claws
Climbing powers but roughly at the equivalent speed of a Koala
Dumb as a bag of rocks

So she can just be bear-dropped into any area?

Double thumbs, too.

An Australian boxer named K.O. Ala.

Forgot pic

I can dig it.

Christ, don't remind me. Not only are they as active and intelligent as a watery turd (as well as smelling like one), but they're such stupidly fussy eaters it's not even funny.

They're almost at a panda-levels of evolutionary incompetence...

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>bulletproof nose armor

and we're done
Good job!

Not to mention they've all got chlamydia.

"Chlamydea" is actually a traditional Australian greeting

"Chlamydea mate!"

Mutant or girl in a koala suit?

girl in a koala suit, but maybe an episode where she mutates
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Are there seriously no koala-themed superheros?

what about blinky bill? he wasnt a super hero but he was cool

also O would totally plow his step sister nutsy.

pic related. I would wreck that shit

fuck me thats I not O

His name is Reginald, and he is as cute as a button.

Something like pic-related except she's practically narcoleptic, taking cute naps during intense situations and causing villains to drop their guard.

GUMNUT.

Although he'd be a super-villain.

We found her rightful arch enemy! Drop Bear vs Panda Mania!

What would her rouges gallery look like?

>Supervillians never bother attacking Aus

Panda Mania aside?

The Bunyip
The Wobbigong
Kangaroo Jack.

Would she ever consider teaming up with Squirrel Girl or the Sup Forumsmeleon?

Kraven, duh.

Does she get any allies?

Wallaby Lass!

Dat pouch
Very nice

Fund it!

The recent movie was underwhelming but Nutsy was so damn cute

DROP BEAR AND WOMBAT WOMAN

Marsupial Maid

Kangaroo Kel

There's a new Kangaroo themed furry cartoon being made right now with some big names on it, too. What the fuck is Australia doing, trying to sneak it's Martian animals into my cartoons so much lately?

part of her backstory is that she was hit by a falling koala bear.

Koalas sleep 18 hours a day.

A Koala killed her Koala in an alley way.

Looks like a spinoff.

She was hit with an over dose of Gamma Koala.

>Mary sensei's Australia obsessed colleague is secretly a koala themed anti bullying vigilante at school
>she defeats evil by dropping on them unexpectedly in the hallway
and yelling Australian colloquialisms with a Japanese pronunciation

>6 hour of JUSTICE.

>"bulletproof nose armor"

>"but the bullet impact would kill you anyway-"

>"BULLETPROOF NOSE ARMOR!"

These are so adorable.

Maybe everything but her nose is bulletproof because of Aboriginal snake magic.

Is there a site where these are located?

Yes, a couple.

Good, hope she gets the attention and love she puts into these comics.

Advertising is not love, user. Neither is spoon feeding an able bodied adult.

I'm able bodied. I just wanted to know if she had websites with her comics. They're too adorable not to be public.

I once heard that Koala will not eat eucalyptus leaves that have been removed from the branch. No matter how fresh, or even if the leaf has been removed from the branch and just handed to the Koala.

How do you think we got them? Hacking into her HD?

2 switchblade-equipped thumbs on each hand and a raging case of chlamydia.

And I saw Joan Embry from the San Diego Zoo feed a koala on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson by doing just that.

Then I was misinformed. Thank you user.

cute

The Drop Bear
Only power is an invincible shock absorbing ass, climbs buildings and jump onto Criminals below, leave behind nothing but a faint smell of eucalyptus.
super weakness is that they have Chlamydiae.

Rocket, but always high.

You just KNOW she fights inexplicably American-accented poachers

DidgeriDoom

Can she talk to animals? Or does she THINK she can talk to animals?

By giving them chlamydia, an addiction and a terrible fucking temper.

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>Enormous horrific claws.
>Immunity to poison.
>Chlamydia

and Mel Gibson, who is by day the friendly mayor of the town and by night changes into his alter ego: the super criminal Mel Gibson.

>Animal native to Australia is a nightmare creature from hell.


Surely people aren't surprised by this.

FUND IT

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I challenge you to come up with a more useless, redundant, ass backwards animal then the Koala

The Kiwi.

The clam

Australians

Pandas

Sea Cucumber.

If they're threatened they're "vomit" out their internal organs from their multipurpose anus.

OP

Emus as stock henchman fodder. The Emu War was no laughing matter, and conspiratorial remnants of the Emu Army are everywhere.

>>Supervillians never bother attacking Aus
At least the Japs remembered you enough to drop a colony.

At least they have broads in Atlanta.

Now that should be a superhero

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Love interest?

Thread about Koalas
>How can we make it acceptable to fuck?
Never change Sup Forums

Never see a superheoine costume before huh?

> a superhero that's a single mom and has to bring her baby on missions because she can't afford a sitter

Speaking of, we need a rival super heroine from New Zealand named Kid Kiwi

Well she did wear the mask.

A panda is still a bear and therefore can still fuck up a human if it get's the chance
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don't they have two vaginas as well?

does the baby also eat her pre-digested diarrhea poo because that's what koalas do, since they aren't mammals and don't give milk.

1. Marsupials (and therefore Koalas) are, in fact, mammals.

2. Koalas do nurse (the teats are in the pouch, the baby latches on as soon as it's born and doesn't let go for a while); the "pap" is just a bacterial kickstarter for the baby so it can prepare its digestive system to start handling leaves.

A nihilist koala in a business suit who is constantly trying to subdue the banality of existence with heavy drinking. Attacks by spitting at high velocities.