ITT contributions your country made to the world

ITT contributions your country made to the world
I'll start: Airplanes

Didn't a German pioneer gliders (Lilienthal) and two Americans powered airplanes (Wright brothers)?

uhm no sweetie
Frères Ecrire were Frenchs

Fuck off WE WUZ AVIATORS. The Wright Aircraft had flown for 40 km in a single flight some weeks before your kite flew a couple hundred meters

Uhm sweetie

the world btfo'd

>Arbeit macht frei, Karl Marx und Einstein in einem bild

köder?

Sopa de macaco.

Jens bitte

nice aircraft there

Latinos

the plane was actually invented by Juan Doming Perón, notorious Argentinian aviator and and film producer.

>Marx
>two world wars
Wow you created the death of millions how can we even compete

The plane was invented by me

Everything

The internet
Also airplanes.

philosophy

Didn't the Greeks or Chinks do that.
Poland invented freedom though.

the wrights made a glider with a motor. santos dumont made a proper aeroplane. in france

>light bulb
>tv
uhm sweetie those are russian inventions

>a glider with a motor
so... a plane? gliders and engines are mutually exclusive

you know that Nietzsche just pretented to be of Polish origin ?
he just wanted to piss off the G*ermans

>Marx killed millions of people by writing down ideas that people would have thought of regardless
>le black book meme
American “education”

uhhh no amigo, Los Hermanos Hescribe were ecuadorians

mafia
roads
and shiet

Wright Bros. aircraft didn't take off under it's own power but via catapult, while Dumont's took off on it's own.

is that the definition of aircraft now?
guess we should take half the planes designed to take off from aircraft carriers and re label them as gliders

It's okay macaquito , you invented the airplane.
Now bring me some sopa

Lilienthal was a Swede

the flammenwerfer

Nuclear engineering
First electric calculator
Radio
Battery

Literally countless

Time itself

great job fucking scumbag

The wright bros had done numerous take offs without the catapult before they added it

parachute
that is all, thank your for your attention

The sign that tells you that smoking is bad for you on every pack of cigarettes.

lame

A-at leas we're making the world a better place. r-right?

not really

Cool

you are

...

Dumont's also didn't maintain sustained flight. It just performed massive leaps.

plus gass mask

if germans invented the gas mask why didn't the jews just use a gas mask in the holocaust?

they don't want to buy it, too much money

so what your saying is that the jews who survived used a gas mask?

yes, 100% true no fake news