New Spiderman trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=Fbfe3dH4LDs
How do we always forget he has spider sense edition

Why did they rip off the shot from Spider-Man 2?

looks fucking terrible.

Just get Raimi back.

Arguably the best shot to come out of any capekino. Hard to use it with a hero other than Spiderguy

>tfw have to watch it because /our girl/ is gwen stacy

>Kino?
Check.

>KinoCheck International

w-what?

>kinocheck
>kino
what

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Deadpoollite.

"What's up guys"

This trailer seems really poorly cut in places, especially where Tony Stark appears, like they had to focus on him, if it hurt the pacing.

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oh boy MORE capeshit

>"if you're nothing without this suit you shouldn't have it"
>says the guy who is nothing without his suit

He realized that he was iron man even without the suit in IM3. learn2symbolism, retard.

>kinocheck
>KinoCheck is a project of some.marketing GmbH & Co. KG
>GmbH & Co. KG
it's a german yt channel

for every one of your views, a german cuck can pay a syrian buck

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>yo peter, get me some free weed bro

Shit CGI desu

>billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
>nothing without the suit

why is she so perfect?

Imagine being Peter Parker in that scene

>He realized that he was iron man even without the suit in IM3.
>IM3
That movie was shit on so many levels.
Tony is fucking useless without his suit, he doesn't even have training in basic hand to hand combat.
What's he gonna do if a villain suddenly attacks him, quip him to death?

>quip him to death?

Please don't give Disney ideas for IM4.

Is this still made by Sony? It looks like shit and it looks like I've seen the whole thing from the trailers, yet again.

>Liz Allen
>Betty Brandt
>Gwen Stacey
>MJ
Fuck it. We'll just introduce some random black girl for diversity points.
Disney is retarded

>learn2symbolism
oh the irony

why are the girls in this movie so fucking ugly? hell if peter wasn't such a faggot he'd be fucking aunt may

>nothing without his suit

he made an ironman suit and a reactor out in the desert with nothing but scraps jfc how fucking stupid are you?

I'll probably watch it, but the trailer was anti-hype.

Jesus, they will never make a capekino better than the 2002 Spiderman.

well, zedayawa is supposed to be the hot chick, so all other girls have to be uglier than her

>trailer spoils the entire movie
>racemixing
>hey look it's RDJ again, bet you aren't sick of him

Looks like shit.

>Oh Peter, I've just been so lonely ever since Uncle Ben died...

barfs
jfc is that the best they can do with that spicnigger? cmon

just like my japanese hentais

his suit is shit

Imagine being the sort of person who looks forward to this garbage

Is that fat retarded subhuman supposed to be Harry?

>Peter i want you to do something again
>Aunt May c'mon you're drunk again
>just tonight Peter

>Peter! I didn't expect you home from school so early!

fuck off Sup Forums youre not ruining anything else for me kYS

>God Peter, you look so yummy without your shirt.
>Aunt May you are acting weird
>Come on Peter, let me give a lick

TICKLE FIGHT

BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

cant understand basic character evolution

>trailer spoils the entire movie
i didn't get the vibe from that, and there's no way the good guys are going to lose anywa. also based keaton is in the movie.

>racemixing

its a bunch of ugly spics niggers, asians and pasty fag whiteboy let them racemix lmao

>hey look it's RDJ again, bet you aren't sick of him

they have to. all movies without rdj grossed less than a billion

That proves he's nothing without a suit. Could he escape the desert without a suit? No.
Hence, he's dependent on the suit.

where did it go wrong?

>he made a suit he must be something without his suit
no user you are the retarded

are you two this stupid? without the suit he's still a fucking genius that made a reactor that even a team of scientists couldn't recreate

>take a low res screenshot

Look how shitty it looks guys!

>Um Peter, I just went into your room to clean up and i found this cracked picture of me with sticky stuff on top of it
>Its okay Peter, You should have asked me. I know school gives you alot of stress and i want my boy to feel good.

God can the capeshit just die already

>implying that spunk wasn't just a spillover from uncle ben's picture

>unironicallly giving money to disney
hang yourself

That's not the point though.
Could he fight crime without his suit?
Could he be a superhero?
Could he divert the nuke?
The answers to all that are no. The only significant thing he did without his suit was hack shield's database. And he was so bad at that too.
Also iron man is one of the most incompetent heros ever who always needs someone else to save his puny ass.
>IM 1 - pepper
>IM2 - warmachine
>IM 3 - pepper again

He was a quip buy before Deadpool

>>"if you're nothing without this suit you shouldn't have it"

moving the goalpost there friend. manlet with the suit is still a billionaire and a genius scientist fagspider man is just a pasty white kid that can crawl walls without it

guy*
Fuck

What's Cap without the serum? Or Banner without the Hulk? Hawkeye without his bow?

Even without the suit, Tony's still a genius.

The suit was just his image for the public, and whatever that chest robot does. He still is everything spiderman

>Look he's asleep
>Petey, Petey, Wake up!
>Oooh look Aunt May, he's got a hardon.
>Oh my god!
>You're gunna have to tuck it back into his pants cause he's gunna be real embarrased if he wakes up like this
>No, I don't wanna touch it
>But he's your nephew!
>Well zip it up or something!
>Ooh it's so big, we might hurt him!
>Well cover it, take a pillow! Do something!
>Urgh! I'll do it if you're gunna be such a prude!
>Prude?!
>... it's too stiff, just let me slicken it up a bit and then it'll slide right in!
>Marsha do you have any idea what you're doing?!
>Well hell yes I do it all the time!
*Peter Slumbers
>G-go back to sleep Petey
>Wh-whats going on Aunt May?
>You're getting your cock sucked kid.

At least it doesn't look like concrete like all the other Marvel flicks

Mind if I steal this user

yes

>niggerwashed capeshit

I'll pass thanks

This could've been good.
Holland is a good casting and his friend was pretty funny.
But holy fuck. The stakes are way too high for high school Spidey and it already feels like there's going to be a big retarded CGI final act.
The villain should've been Marvel Netflix tier bad.

Spider-Man 2 is a work of pure, anti-semitic art. It only makes sense that they would try to overwrite it with an inferior copy.

gee im sure gonna enjoy iron man 5 featuring spider-man

>Or Banner without the Hulk?
>Even without the suit, Tony's still a genius.

So is bruce dipshit

because Raimi's stuff is infinitely better than anything these hacks could come up with

Stupid enough to expose himself to a lethal dose of gamma radiation

He literally just studies gamma and shit and contributes nothing in the movies when he's human

Spidey was fighting crime even before Tony gave him the new suit. He continues to fight even after manlet takes it away.
So, hes Spidey even without the suit. Whereas every significant thing Tony had accomplished is because of the suit

>contributes nothing in the movies when he's human
So does Tony. The only thing he does when he's without his suit is quip.

Tony built weapons and tech before his suit too. He helped indirectly

because he's always too busy dealing with muh hulk shit
>contribute nothing to the movies while he's human
so basically you haven't even seen age of ultron. because if you did you've had know tony even admits he's better in other fields than him and asks for his help

people on this board just get more retarded every day don't they

you can argue that his spidey sense is only triggered when he's in danger. Either way, it's a huge fuck up they keep fucking up with.

His secret identity was in danger

Banner did nothing in age of ultron besides have a retarded love plot with ScarJo

like I said, it's retarded, but you can then autistically immediate physical danger.

It's obvious the ugly chick is going to show up to homecoming looking all hot, right?

>He helped indirectly
Lel. The only thing he helped was to contribute to war and terrorism.

she's a 2 and maybe improve to 4 or 5

You have to start somewhere.

He literally says he wants Peter to be better than him.

peter already is

> Disney

no, sony

How did he not Spidey sense his fat faggot friend that was in his room?

>tfw when you've been given more than enough chances

this tbqwhy senpai. should've been shocker, mysterio, or scorpion.

>The villain should've been Marvel Netflix tier bad.
this so much, i thought that was the obvious direction since peter parker is in high school and prom drama and they are forcing in this big ass villian fight for no vision
even the amazing spider-man had a good reason to have the lizard as the first villian

What purpose will the chest spider robot serve?

>The so-called 'spidey sense' or 'spider sense' generally refers to an extraordinary ability to sense imminent danger, a kind of 'sixth sense' attributed to the comic-book superhero Spider-Man

the only thing in imminent danger was all of his snacks.

>fight for no reason
fuck i messed that up,

Why does it look so fucking bad?

tracking/visual recon

They didn't, true fans know Spider-Man is always lifting heavy things for inspirational moments.

peter's girlfriend. woof!