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EUUUAGGHH?

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MOMMY MOMMY TIMMY NEED MILKIES

and so it begins.

Do you have your diaper on?

tim allen is a snitch

>*monkey noises*

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you just know

Wut

How did she got boobs and ass? In Alien she had non of those.

She's got more weight on her when she gets older.

I think it's because she had a kid in the late 80s/early 90s
tfw no preggo pics[/spoilers]

SIG'S HEAVENLY TITS

Damn, Sigourney Weaver looks like THAT???

Tim Allen is a really underrated lead.

Anyone seen Big Trouble? Vintage Allen.

Cmon lad she had some cute titties

>nips making the little bridge across the shirt

somebody post her feet

My favorite is the one where he plays the drug runner who gets busted with a shitload of coke but rats out his entire network to narrowly avoid a lengthy prison sentence then goes on to be a famous and rich actor

I love how perky they are here. I love me some under boob.

isn't he a racist? fuck him. wish he'd never been born. fuck white people.

>Fucking over shitty people to make your life better
Smart man.

Read the book if you haven't, even funnier than the movie.

>2017
>Not being racist

>On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested in the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.43 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty to drug trafficking charges and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than a possible life imprisonment.
A fucking life sentence for that?

Kek that stache

We must settle the dust
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Are hers even nice?

I dunno you tell me

i still dont get where she found those
i saw alien
like 20 times

youtu.be/RBmoQSHfO2U

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America is a hell of a drug

that's a lot dude

coke is like $50 a gram

Good lmao

moar

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It's strange, you always hear that rats get what's coming to them, but everyone knows he's a rat, why hasn't he been had.

ya know
she's got small feet for her size, i mean there still big but it looks less disgusting proportionally than most giantesses feet

nigger

>implying you wouldn't want a mouthful of her toes

judging by that pic then no

Are you coming out user?

she is scary as shit in this movie

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>that part where the demon hand pops out of the chair and cops a feel

Imagine being Tim Allen in this scene...

If you think that there are any more than a few decent people in the drug game, then you're out of your mind. The entire drug industry in this country is made up of people who'll rat out their buddies and suppliers in a heartbeat.

There have only been a few people I've ever heard of who never ratted on anyone. The rest of them have CI numbers and are just biding their time until they fuck up enough to get arrested.

Is Working Girl worth watching? Mike Nichols movies past The Graduate are pretty mediocre, but maybe it's good as an 80s flick?

We need to do another take, guys.

There aren't any decent people in the drug game. That's why they're in the drug game.

I could argue against that. My dad always said that people who become cops are too lazy to work and too chicken to steal.

It's possible that there are people involved in producing, smuggling, buying or selling drugs that are just as decent as anybody who works a 9-to-5 job. They want to pay the mortgage and there's too much money for them to ignore. And as long as they accept that there's a chance that they could get killed or that they could go to prison, they're fine. The thought of turning people over in order to save their own skin doesn't even occur to them.

But those people are few and far between, and they're never at the street level. They don't have enough money to pay the legal fees or to cover their families while they're in prison, so they're the easiest to turn.

But yeah, I think that if a person accepts the consequences of their actions, then they're decent.

Are you saying not turning in drug dealers would have been the decent thing for him to do? Just let them roam free and continue running illegal drugs? In what universe is lying the decent thing to do?

Last Man Standing.

IMAGINE

Ray Liotta?

i now understand why everyone liked her

she has minus 10 ass but great rack desu

Top tier legs too

Confirmed our girl

Poor Siggy having to fake bang Ed Helms

BABY WANT MILKY

>well, since you've been such a good boy...

GIB SIGGY MOMMY

>Mind having dinner with me and my mom user?

>I'm so sorry, user, I forgot to wash the water glasses...

iv seen this image several times now
iv never noticed the guy in the background till now

Back to r/uglychicks you dumb siggyposters

>tfw she's taller than you

I'll never learn

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>heartbreakers_201
>201
user, please share the other 200

Not him, but I will share some of my stash

drug running is no joke.
its not just that he had coke on him, he was a coke transporter

Spaghetti would literally be weeping out every pocket I had.

Also smart

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They called off the hit when the gangbangers watched "The Shaggy Dog" and realized him living was a worse fate than death.

Wouldn't it be just awful if she wore heels just to embarrass me in public then took home and physically bullied me haha

He was a drug runner. It's not like he was a made guy.

>tfw this guy shows up

Thank you user

>Escape from Boob York (1981)

lol, you wild user. Who would think that?

all you need is good boobs

any girl can get a decent ass because it's a muscle

ADRIENNE BARBEAUBOT

>Mike Nichols movies past The Graduate are pretty mediocre

I guess someone hasn't seen Carnal Knowledge. And yes, working girl is good.

H-hi guys.

Wotcha doin'? Need any help?

O-okay. I'll just hang around then.

>ywn have a threesome with prime Sigourney and Adrienne

MOMMY

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You can come polish this knob while you're waiting!

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>My dad always said that people who become cops are too lazy to work and too chicken to steal.

Wow, what an insightful anecdote.

>i now understand why everyone liked her
She also aged well. She was over 30 in everything of note save for Alien, and actually looked better in most of her later roles - probably looking her hottest in Galaxy Quest when she was 50

What are some movies about being truly in love with someone you will almost certainly never meet?
;_;

I would shake and cum and start farting if that was me

>your gf will never look this good at 50

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Hammer toe.

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Ratting out so many people, I wonder if he was/is paranoid about someone getting long-term revenge on him? I'd have a piece on me at all times

Who knows? Maybe they were small time dealers. It's not like he crossed the Mexican cartels or he would definitely be dead.