Post yourself irl

Post yourself irl

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Why?

Also you are ugly as fuck.

Kek

Sponges aren't ugly

What are you keking at?

Better idea. If you live near Blacksburg, VA, come to the summer solstice fest and grab a few beers/watch music.

Sup Forums should also meet up for a Hokie Football game when it starts up in the fall.

Our open secret code will be t-shirts that spell Fortune with a coin with $ symbol in place of the o.

Remember, In Real Life, no revealing your power level unless you mean it.

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downtownblacksburg.com/summer_solstice_fest.aspx

Here is the link to the SSF 2016 page.

>Fortune with a coin with $ symbol in place of the o
That doesn't even fit...

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It's not supposed to be a perfect fit/pun. If you have a better idea though, I'm all ears.

We could also dress like normies, beardo's or hipsters which is the smarter choice from a blending in perspective. Even a preppy or slick look could be fun, if enough 4channers have the money for it.

Spell Sup Forums like Channel 4 NEWS in green on the back on a black shirt.

>Inviting 4chaners to anywhere

Unless they are fucking, They will be probably the biggest assholes in the world.

Remember the cum brownies?

Me irl

Last night someone was driving out of a gas station when they saw me, stopped next to me, and told me I looked like Doc Ock.

So that's great.

Never forget the fallen /k/omandos

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Do tell.

Post pics irl

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I had to STOP for a second and read this again
I have a sister called London that once killed herself after I took that picture
do you know her by any chance?

How did you get this picture of Maddox

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shouldn't we do a meetup at a LCS then probably head to the Cinema to catch civil (even though most of us seen it) and head somewhere to catch a meal?

Kind of like how /o/ does they're touge night meet ups?

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Although not as heavyset, and I wear glasses, and I don't wear sandals.

Batman was in his batcave sitting at his bat computer watching all of the bad criminals in the city with the batcameras and batmonitors that wre installed by him in the Gothom City. He watched all of the bad people waiting for htem t make hteir move and Alfred said “But master isn’t this too much power for one man to have” and Batman said “No Alfred dark measures must be done in the times that are also dark” and he turned back to the batcomiuputer. “It is terrible that so many criems are being done because crimes are bad “, said Batman. “I wish I could use a new time machine to go back in time and undo all the crimes in the world that were ever done before I was born and after I was porn.” “But sir that is a delusion of your fantasy” said Alfred. Batman said “No I have the money and science to make one.” “Impossible” said Alfred “The impossible is not impossible when batman does it” said Bateman. “I will find a way to make THE BAT TIME MACHINE so I can kill the crimes from the past forever” Alfered said “You are going mad and I must call the police on you because crazy person cannot beat the cirminals in the scity and run a company and build a time machine.” And BATMAN said “NOOO Commisioner Gordeon shares my vision”

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5 hours earlier Jack Bauer was doing a mission in Pennsylvania where the terrorists were planning to blow up the farms in 24 hours. He had the terrorists tied up in a van that he drove and he called the base and the base woman said “Jack Beaver have you stopped the terrorists” and Jack Bauer said “I keep telling you its Bauer” and they both laughed “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” But now Jack Bauder made a phone call from bad guys and said “I have your terrorists in my van” and they terrorist boss said “But Bauer you have falled for for the trap it was a distraction while we have our person kill Batman so we can put a chip in his brain and use him to kill the president” and Jack Bauer went to the Gothom City at the speed of 85. He went so fast that the terrorists got sick and threw up in the back of the van and Jack Bauder laughed “HA HA” at them while he went faster. In order to kill the terrorists he hit a ramp and jumped out of the car and onto the street while the van feell down and exploded. Jack bauer ran around gothom and looked for the batcove and found at the cliff and shot into it and saw Alfred try to kill batman and say “Your time machine will destroy our plans to make you into a zombie that will kill the president” and Batman said “You will knot kill me” and he stabbed Alfred in the face with a batarang while Jack Bauer said “STOP OR I’LL SHOOT” and shot Alfred 7 times in the head.

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"Secret identities are secret for a reason," Barry lectured Green Lantern, something he did often. While Barry was serious about keeping his true identity hidden from his partner, Green Lantern was desperate for the Flash's real name, often dropping hints at the risk of his own identity to learn Barry's. "And I'm not your...babe."

“Buzzkill." GL stroked his chin theatrically, still maintaining the dome construct as he conversed with his partner. "I could call you my prince? My knight in shining armor?" His eyes gleamed as he suggested, "Boo? Bae?"

Barry rolled his eyes, the action visible even from underneath his cowl. "I gotta go, GL." He waved goodbye and started off, racing down streets and avenues, seen only as a red blur to the citizens of Central City.

Sometimes he liked to go on idle runs like this. The exhilaration, the wind tickling the bits of flesh visible when his cowl was on, was almost calming, but not today. Barry Allen had a place to be: school. Sometimes, he really wished that hero-ing was a full-time gig.

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One night, lonely Hollywood superstar actor Nicolas Cage was after a movie shoot in Tokyo-3 and felt alone. He ached for the intimate companion that only the female body could brign him. He called his best acting friend, Robert Downey Jr, using his phone. "Hi Robert Downy Jr, do you want to go picking up women in the alcohol bars in Tokyo-3?" "I would love to Nicolas Cage, but unfortunately I'm rolling in bitches here, ha ha! Smell ya later!" and he hung up. Nicolas Cage was jealous of his friend's success with women. He was no slouch when it came to courting women and also having sex with them too, but he couldn't find The One. So he decided he would challenge himself: "I'll get drunk until I find the woman I will marry!" so we went to the izakaya alcohol bar that had food in Neo-Roppongi-3. He was there and got beer and immediately saw a vision of angelic beauty. He put on his best handsome voice and said "Hello, darling. Are you.... at least eighteen? Because I eat sexy for breakfast." She blushed and said in heavily accent broke english "You funny, yes I eighteen." "Hi, I'm Nicolas Cage." "I Rei Ayanami" and they shook hands and bowed, but then they kissed accidentally because they bowed at the same time, and they both blushed. "C-cage-san..." she said with nervousness with trembling. "Please, call me Nicolas. Let's say we... GO.... to my place and..." he twitched his arms, purposefully turning on the sexy "...eat each other out for dinner before breakfast."

They called a cab, immediately in the throes of passion, drunk on alcohol and sexual passion, like babboons in heat, but they weren't making babboon sounds, but you might have thought they were, so deep inside each other's passion they were. "Mhmhmhmh. Mhmmmhmhmhnmhhnm. MHNHMHMHNHMN. Rei, you are so sexy I just wanna eat you out and savor the flavor." Rei giggled and said "Y-you are so funny, Nicolas Cage-san, you make me poka-poka" and blushed. The taxi driver got to Nicolas CAge's penthouse and they got out and immediately started stripping each other of garments revealing hot skin. "P-please be gentle cage-kun, it is my first time, I am nervousness." she said and Nicolas Cage took off his pants and said "Don't worry babe, I got this." and he started going down on her while touching her breasteses with his hands. "U-uguu~" Rei said with pleasure and Nicolas Cage said "On a scale from 1 to flavorful, you're delicious" and she said "P-please jam it in Nicolas Cage-kun uwaaaAAAAAAA~" she said with pleasurign. He started putting his penis dick inside of her and out and inside again because that is how sex works. "unf, uwah~ uguu~ unnnn~" she moaned and Nic Cage was thrusting fast and said "Hngh HURHG HGUNGHARHG ngh HARUHGURHG HRUNGH
UURGH ARGH NHG NHARHG NUAUURUGH HGNAHRHGHN HGAHGNAGHHAHGUAGHNBNAWAWWWWARRRGGGBBBLLLLLLLLLLL" and they both climaxed. "I love you more than the sun rises" said Nicolas Cage, and Rei Ayanami said "Suki da Cage-san~" and they cuddled in the afterglow of their passion. "Would you like to see something beautiful?" and Rei said "Yes" and he took her to the roof of his penthouse to see his hot air balloon.

"Oh my god, yes, that’s-- fuck--" Barry can only watch as Hal’s fingers card through his chestnut hair and he swallows hard, burying his cock deeper in Hal, knowing that he can and wants to take it like that. Hal is not even touching himself, his other hand is holding onto the crumpled sheets and it’s as if all of his famous willpower is completely dedicated to producing those wet sounds and dry sighs that make Barry’s cock literally twitch inside of him. It’s not going to take much longer for both of them, he realizes that as he slams into Hal particularly fast. Tip of his dick rubs against Hal’s prostate, judging by the desperate sound that crawls out of strained throat of Hal squirming underneath him in a stiff way, and they both sigh at the same time.

After few more thrusts, Barry suddenly notes that the noises Hal makes are not just short, shredded moans of pleasure, not anymore. They start to turn into grunts of something darker, something worrying. And Barry’s suspicions are confirmed when his hips buck a little, the angle of his thrusts changes, causing Hal to twist and arc his entire body-- and a sharp yell of pain suddenly pierces the gasps-filled air. Barry freezes, blue eyes dart to Hal’s grimace as pilot’s white knuckles grip the sheets while evident pain oozes out of his gritting teeth and clenched eyelids. Barry sucks in air, hands moving away from pilot’s hips, too afraid to even touch him in case he somehow worsens the situation.

Nicolas Cage took her hand and together they got into the hot air balloon that inflated as if their love were inflating it instead of air. Together they rode it up into the starry night sky, holding each other with hugs of quiet passion. "I came here to find the woman of my dreams. But instead, I found the woman of the rest of my days" and Rei said "Oh Nicolas Cage~" and they kissed. "Sometimes, Rei... at moments like this, I just want to sing." "Sing me a song, Nicolas Cage." and Nicolas Cage sang "I... I wish you could swim." "Like dolphins... like dolphins can swim" Rei sang, completing the lyric. Nicolas Cage continued: "But NOTHING... will keep them awayyyy!" and Rei sang "WE CAN BE HEROES.... JUST FOR ONE DAAAAAY" and looked into each other's eyes. but then the Nerv alarm in Rei's watch went off. The pressed a button and said "This is Ayanami. What's the situation?" and Shinji said "It's terrible! The final angel is coming!" and Rei said "Roger. I'll be there." and the took from her backpack a collapsing glider. "Wait! At least tell me who you are!" said Nicolas Cage with heartbroken desperation. "I am Rei Ayanami, pilot of 00 Evagnelion." and she glided off. Nicolas Cage had one tear roll down his cheek, and he reached out to her. "Rei...." he said, and then screamed "ooooohhaaaaoooaooaoOAOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" in agonizing heartbreak.

"What is it? Ribs or back?" he whispers with slight panic in his eyes as Hal tries to move, tries to continue the rhythm of frantic thrusts by sliding down on dick that’s still buried deep inside of him. However his own body betrays him when he tries to sit up higher and he groans abruptly. His entire frame shudders in pain and Hal slumps right back into a half-lying position, looking broken and crumpled up.

"B-both." Hal finally admits, his teeth sink into his lower lip as he tries to hold back another hurt sound but it gets the better of him. A distressed and startled ‘ahh fffu--!’ crawls out of his throat and Barry’s heart jolts up. He starts sliding out of Hal and the pilot whines unhappily at the sudden feeling of emptiness. Barry reaches out to stroke his cheek with an equally pained expression on his face.

"I can keep--" Hal protests, his forehead is covered with sweat and he looks feverish as his tongue swipes across lips with desperation.

"Hal, I'm not going to… not when you're hurt…" Barry can't believe he even has to say this.

"Barry…" Hal is not giving up and Barry exhales through nose before carefully moving to his side and hushing him with a quick kiss.

"Please-- please, don’t move." He literally begs him before speeding away to the bathroom. His hands grip the sink as he stares down, barely blinking. This is his fault. Barry saw Hal get slammed into a street lamp himself, he was there, he saw it all-- of course there was going to be some damage, he almost broke that thing with his body! Hal sounded like he suddenly pulled some already strained muscle and Barry releases a shaky sigh, a sound full of something resembling both anger and disappointment. He should have paid more attention to the way Hal moved, he should have bandaged him himself… Barry catches his own reflection in the mirror, he notes the redness of his skin and he swallows hard, looking down to his still lube-coated erection. He wraps hand around it, bringing himself to a quick and harsh orgasm with few sped-up strokes. That’s over, he needs to take care of Hal now. After cleaning and dressing himself up in a blur of fast movement, Barry takes the nearest towel and sticks it under a stream of cold water, sparing another glance at his worried reflection. God, he should have known…

There was a Sup Forums meetup at ACen and everybody was really nice.

Only REDDIT goes to Sup Forums meetings

>Sup Forums meetings have been a thing since 2004

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Autism at its finest

That's why food and drinks will be purchased from the vendors and restaurants in the town. Also, Alcohol!!!!!!!!! What could possibly go wrong with 4channers and alcohol?

Yeah, yeah, it will probably go down like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but that's all part of the fun.

Great call!

Shit predates reddit so it's nothing to be ashamed about.