Yes

Yes......

No bullshitting you guys here......

This is an actual thing.....

And It's actually happening.

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>squirrel the is cast black
FUCK

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN

You're two weeks late user. Not only did we already know about it, but some user even posted the requirements for the casting call.
Get with the times. Find some fresh news.

>Spongebob the nerdy manlet
>Patrick the fatty
>Squidward the obvious fag
>Sandy is a black girl because it wouldn't be inclusive

Because she's always been that color

My only regret is that they couldn't find someone pasty, greenish whiter for Squidward.

Because Texas is full of black rednecks. Chock-full of 'em. There just giving them away.

>implying sandy wouldn't be black

>Casting Call
anyone got a repost of that?

Yeah, seriously, I am so fucking tired of the under-representation of Asian squirrels.

She's a stereotypical Texas cowgirl. She wouldn't be black.

>implying

Nice Paula Scher-looking typography there.

surprised they didn't mention that David Bowie wrote a song for this

I always imagined her to be black, black and southern. What's so uncommon there?

>Very start of the video is a woman saying "I think the world needs a Spongebob musical"

Bowie died for this.

> All that musical talent
I mean, the Original Score has potential to be better than it has any right to be at least.

The music had better be good, but it looks pretty gimmicky otherwise.

>posts a terrible social justice comic to make a point about the real world
???

Texas is full of black people

>Cowboy Squirrel from Texas is black
what the fuck

>Any aspect of shitpacked being grounded in the real world

>WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN
What? Name three examples of this happening

>Our Town meets Armageddon meets Spongebob
What are these people smoking?

Couldn't they have gotten Starkid to do this? With Starkids talent and Nick's money, it could actually be pretty fantastic.

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Hmm

What the hell is this?

SpongeBob the Musical?

Why?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

This is a easier question.

SO TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE!

Bannertail: The Story of Gray Squirrel (unreleased dub)
Flora & Ulysses (casting)
Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel (voice work)

IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT

Karate Kid
Annie
Hermoine
Every marvel superhero ever

Nigger it's a fucking squirl. You get them "grey" or "red"

I was talking specifically about squirrels
Thank you, although I still don't see this as much of a sticking issue in the context of the whole project being fucking stupid

That's her hair color, dumb dumb.

She's pink.

I was just making an absurd post but apparently people believe it 4 real. Poe's Law I guess.

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>THIS THREAD

> Squidward is a sassy gay

I hope he does the voice and everything

>Spongebob's actor
>his voice
this is unacceptable, they can't do this

Not that guy and I only have one example, but there was the spongebob porn parody.

It's weird too, since Spongebob was always the gayest one on the TV show

Asian

>1 second in
>"I THINK THE WORLD *NEEDS* A SPONGEB-
stopped watching right there

Skin diamond is black.

As a Chicagolander, I'm trying to get tickets to see the show at the Oriental, If I do, I'll make sure to report my findings back here

I'd like some of that.

SpongeBob actor looks like he'd be a good Archie

i don't find find it weird that sandy is a black girl in this, i mean they sort of did that in the porno, but it kinda throws away the whole she's from Texas thing.

>stereotypical cowgirl who is actually interested in karate and several fields of super science which is the reason she's even in Bikini Bottom
Right, yeah

If you didn't already know that people considered the Shrek musical to be extremely good, would you ever imagine that it was?
This could be the same way.

It won't be.

>Our town meets Armageddon meets Sponge Bob
-what?

But Shrek already had a strong plot to work from, all they had to do was more or less adapt the film and add musical numbers. Where do you start with a Spongebob musical?

The first movie

it'll never beat shrek tbqh

It's going to be so artistically up its own ass. Maybe it'll transition to a animated short reveal that this was a pitch by Squidward

>Just got a BFA in Musical Theatre
>In Chicago
When were the auditions???

What other race would best represent an animal?

>Oh and she's also interested in extreme sports and the only cowgirl things about her is that she's made a lasso before and has been to a rodeo

Months ago

The concept sounds horrible but the execution seems weirdly...interesting?

Or Turn off the dark.

Inflatable Lizard.

From the offset the only thing I see going wrong is that the lead's "spongebob laugh" sounds evil

>that split second shot of Mr Krabs at the end

You think there aren't black people in Texas?

In my book a spongebob musicals needs two requirements: 1. To be funny 2. To be catchy. If they can't meet those two simple requirements then it's a failure.

Is the story going to follow Battle Tendency since the Pillar Men are featured here?

BIG

MEATY

i just don't think black people from texas speak in Texan slang like how sandy did in the first seasons

COMBO BREAKER

COCKS

I don't think the decision to write a musical and the influences that they are taking from the show to create the musical came from the first seasons

>I don't think certain kinds of people exist
You're just as bad as parents who don't believe in medicine or vaccines
You're just as bad as people who don't believe in homosexuality
The point I'm making is it really doesn't matter what you think, especially because it's not even a real criticism of the show, just your awful opinion

Oh go fuck yourself Mr. Perfect
as if my opinion is going to tell the fuckers at nick that sandy should be white.

Because deez nuts

Go take your offense and shove it up your own ass

He's right that most blacks in Texas don't talk like that. Sandy's voice is distinctly white rural Texan

>float to the bottom of the ocean
>float to the bottom

how can i watch a musical with set design by a moron?

at least they're not using hideous costumes

I like how they're just using Spongebob-esque costumes.
Reminds me of that Disney Bound thing.
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Bill Wilson?!?

>horrible vietnam war flashbacks to the Super Monkey Ball musical

I hate it how you can't have flamboyant men on this board anymore with out cancerous faggots calling it Jojo.

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Will it be more insane than this?

Protip: most cowboys/girls weren't white.

>Super Monkey Ball musical
What the fuck.

That sandy is going to be hot ain't she. I need pics.

That is what I was going to say user. But yes that is true.

It's got to be better than the second movie, right?

Seconding this.

>it's gonna feel like the inside of a pinata on there
So dark, cold, feels like dry paper and wire and smells of glue?

>Donkey, I'm Far far away

Here I come to save the day

I kept it just in case.

This. I like jojo, but keep it to your containment thread.

I hope they show this on tv the keks will be golden.

Especially post Hurricane Katrina, my middle school got like 100 new black students who relocated to my city.

Protip: even less were black.

The key phrase here is "stereotypical Texas cowgirl."

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE THE NAMES?

> Plankton rapping
>Carrie Underwood-esque Country pop song

can you imagine being Stephen Hillenburg and seeing this shit

Anime is the beginning and end of Sup Forums. Where do you think you are?

Not offical I'd say.