So I'm sure you all remember learning about eclipses when we were kids. Solar eclipses are when the moon goes in front of the sun, and lunar eclipses are when the sun goes in front of the moon...right?
Well, nope. Now everything will tell you that lunar eclipses are when the Earth is between the sun and the moon. And the moon turns BLOOD RED???
WTF is going on???
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You are a moron.
>when the sun goes in front of the moon...right?
fucking lmao
i don't care that this is bait that's funny as shit
you are a moron
>american education
>when sun goes in front of moon
the word you are looking for is apocalypse, friendo.
The moon is my favorite planet
I don't think the sun would even fit between the earth and the moon friendo.
Fpbp
I wanna know if OP is black. It will explain everything.
>lunar eclipses are when the sun goes in front of the moon...right?
Moon turning red sounds way more apocalyptic to me than blocking out the moon
That is how it's always been you retard.
What do you think blood moons were?
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They used to be called BLUE moons, hence the expression "once in a blue moon."
>and lunar eclipses are when the sun goes in front of the moon...right?
No. Not "right".
Lay off the Alex Jones m8
no you fucking idiot. "blue moons" are when you get two full moons in a month.
I blue moon is when you have two full moons in the same month, which is really rare.
what the fuck are you smoking OP
That's two full moons in a month
A blue moon is the second full moon in a month.
A blood moon is another name for a Lunar eclipse.
i honestly thought u were trollin then i peeped ur flag
>american education
What would happen if a sun made of molten lava and a sun made of molten ice collided?
Have you ever seen what happens when you dunk a frozen turkey into a pot of boiling oil?
It's 3-4 times wider than that distance.
Red color is because light goes through Earth atmosphere and colors the Moon red. Same shit as why sunset is always orange and red.
? What kind of eclipse is that?
A solar one is when the moon passes in front of the sun and the lunar one is when the sun passes in front of the moon. I havent never seen a ''red moon eclipse''.
No, but i can tell you what happens when you dunk a puppy into a bucket of fresh concrete
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>sun goes in front of the moon
wew lad. The diameter of the sun is ~4 times the distance between the earth and moon. It wouldn't even fit in between us without swallowing us both.
the sun falls out of orbit and hits the Earth and you have only one small bunker and enough room to fit in one entire race that isn't white
Which race do you choose?
>Mandela Effect Strikes Again
Nope, you're just an idiot.
I hope you get banned for this thread you fucking faggot.
>sun goes in front of the moon
WELL... do continue this sounds amazing.
There will be a day when the Mandela Effect is so powerful everyone will think that Griffith did nothing wrong
the horror...
You sound like Bill O'Reilly.
That's a spicy meatball.
>when the sun goes in front of the moon
Reminds me of this stupid shit..
Abbo. They would all start filtering out of the bunker to shout "fuckin bright cunt" in unison at the sun.
>sun in front of moon
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Its when the vampires come out nigga better watch your neck, literally
Planets are a myth, the moon is a rounded disc and the earth is flat. NASA is a propaganda machine created by the government and almost all of their images are fake or doctored. Satellites aren't actually orbiting shit and aren't in space. We never reached the moon. Who cares about eclipses.
>american geography
>also extends to space
How did you guys make it to the moon
>Sun goes in front of the moon.
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Darn. Meant to post the longer one.
Did you enjoy Dark City?
They hired a bunch of Nazis to build the rocket and do the math for them.
Lunar Eclipse for Kids
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Can't say I've seen it. I'll check it out.
there is no Moon, What you see is the Planet Mars being magnified through a temporal space distortion where the distance has been "Warped". One would think it is chaotic for such a thing to happen, but it becomes more regular as this current age comes to an end.
>Satellites aren't actually orbiting shit and aren't in space.
Posted from my iPhone. But of course I use GPS navigation sometimes, duh!
Took me a second, but OP still a fag
kek. thanks buddy, i really needed a chuckle.
Think about that statement for a minute, please clapper.
blue moon = two full moons in a month which is very rare
>Sun goes in front of the moon
What the fuck are you talking about?
someone replace it with pepe please
Yeah, go to a rural area and all of a sudden these 24 military grade satellites that control gps are no longer tracking you. Find images of real satellites that aren't 3D modeled images.
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Fucking kek'ed
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I almost fell for it, damn I'm getting dumber, saged,
This is some sun of lava sun of ice shit
How big is Mars compared to Earth? Slightly bigger, right? Wrong.
>when the sun goes in front of the moon...right?
I just woke up this morning and looked at the map and holy shit, the UK is now just above France.
Pic related is how it always used to be.
>lunar eclipses are when the sun goes in front of the moon
Fucking hate those. Always come with mass extinction and shit.
Pray tell, how can a tunnel be built under the English Channel to France on that projection, but a bridge over the Straights of Gibraltar is almost impossible?