ITT: We summon the Shat

ITT: We summon the Shat

Probably won't believe me, but yes. I am William Shatner. First to get trips I post whatever you want on my twitter.

>First to get trips
brilliant

say 4 bad words

Picard was better

Hi, I'm Bill Shatner, first one to get dubs get's to stay in my thread.

You're a lying faggot. I'm the real William Shatner.

you did it

Take these trips

"If you don't retweet this your mom will die in her sleep tonight"

Im William Shitner

Cheyney's dick made money on 9/22

I fucking loved Boston Legal.

I am william shatner

Heys guys, not sure why that other guy is pretending to be me, but I am the real William Shatner. First one to get dubs and i post whatever you want on my twitter

It was easy to tell which ones were actually his. They had this tone of low-key normie old-dude humor without instantly falling back on user-style joke tropes, like your dad trying to sound cool and hip.

Tell them Remi is best waifu

I am James Spader. AMA

No, you are Daniel Craig

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Will baneposting work

HAHA OUR GUY!
SHARTNER LURKS LE TEEVEE XD
LEBBID BEE TEE EFF OH

Say
>I crave Takei cock and there will be a homoerotic relationship between sulu and Kirk in the next movie

Le Baby Groot 4 da Win!

"If you love reddit, check out Sup Forums.org/tv"

Their early work was a little too new-wave for my taste.

>shat
>piss myself laughing

top kek

Hi, my names William Shatner and I love licking sweaty balls.

banepost please, even if you are not the Shat

Star Trek is far worse than Star Wars, even including the prequels

>86 years old

Dude's approaching 90 and barely looks 70.

You're a big guy

Kenobi>spock

"BvS is kino"

hes probaby had 100s of minor cosmetic procedures on his face

>off by one

Agggghhhhhhhh

"Fuck drumpf and fuck white people"

Here's a (you) even though I doubt you're him.

Just say "I stand with Trump"

GLORBALD ZORPF

IT WAS HER TURN

LIAR

reply

Post "90 is coming" please, Mr. Shat.

My favorite kino is Problem Child 2

Trump 2020

"Kanye 2020"

The tweet that saved /tv

Sure but usually celebs end up looking like creepy lizards. If he really put himself under the knife he showed great restraint and knew how to handle aging.

Marvel>DC

My favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Be sure to catch it in IMAX 3D before it leaves theaters! #BabyGroot #Reddit

i shat a few minutes ago

"FIRST ONE TO TRIPS, GETS TO STAY ON MY TWITTER!"

Screenshots?

TFA sucked ass. Even ST 5 was better.

what did he mean by this?

"I don't actually post on fourchan"

Everthing is a lie!!!!

post "@Wilw ... Cuck"

CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE WATCH THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Caitlyn Jenner should be gassed by Pol Pot's nigger son

Happy holidays to all

You are my hero.

I am Kirk

fuck, we missed our chance.

Post your dick
A sausage is the next best thing

I absolutely despise Jews. Heil Hitler!

post "asuka is best girl"

...

>I need a BBC to pleasure my wife

DRUMPF

Eyyy we wuz kangz n sheeeit- Denzel Jefferson, inventor of steam

It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan

aaaaand trips!

Guardians of reddit.

I'm captain kino

Spock sucked

"Star Wars was always better"

bane?

There are no trips on Sup Forums

>My favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Be sure to catch it in IMAX 3D before it leaves theaters! #BabyGroot #Sup Forums

BING BING *1up* WAHOO

Let me give you a basic gestalt.
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are a mix. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses [sic!] don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Max Plancks's [sic!] physics showed it, all, there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out. Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciousnally [sic!], our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to.

Split it up into 140 chars

Shabbbalabbbah zing zam I AM BANE THE FIRE RISES HOLD MY BIGGUY BROTHER

AIDEN GILLEN IS A KEK

333 here

nigger

BANE?

>someone please fuck my wife right now

Shoutout to my nigger user.

post im a huge fan of your work MJ

Hollywood is controlled by a jewish pedophile syndicate led by Dan "come inside her" Schneider

Harmonium is the best canadian band ever

TNG blows

Bane?

cuck me baby

I hate the jews

"Trump 2020"

I murdered my wife

You stupid motherfucker, couldn't you have waited for one nanosecond?

Include me in the screencap

I'm glad Nimoy died

TNG cast are a bunch of leftist cucks, and Takei too, you can keep him.