Brit/pol/ - Tim Farron Edition

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/757102751583236096

>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

>Islamist Pakistani hate preacher welcomed by Archbishop of Canterbury
ibtimes.co.uk/pakistani-hate-preacher-who-glorifies-islamist-murder-welcomed-by-archbishop-canterbury-1571418

C L I P S

>Brexit Britain: The inside story of how the Leave campaign won
youtube.com/watch?v=kqSGgXb9Ngg

>Owen Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=iSlshoNNEe0

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

>Theresa May
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I

>Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=3cTZb0zScwE

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/business-36877573
shanghaiist.com/2016/06/24/china_brexit_response.php
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705839/Sunbather-suffers-severe-head-injuries-run-council-rubbish-truck-soaking-sun-park.html
ottawacitizen.com/news/national/dream-of-canadian-tropical-getaway-lives-as-premier-of-turks-and-caicos-pm-meet
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704887/Police-fly-water-helicopter-thousands-holiday-makers-heading-Dover-left-stranded-TWELVE-hours-security-checks-stepped-amid-terror-fears.html
youtube.com/watch?v=lzraVXP-5KQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I like YKTD

He's a bit of fun

First for reminder that Douglas Carswell is The Eternal Cuck

Robot wars tonight lads.

M'arion

Excited for Robot Wars lads?

...

Robot Wars - BBC2 - 8PM Tonight

Who /fucking hype/ here?

I don't, but I don't think telling him to fuck off will do any good. He thrives off attention and hate.

nth for CANZUK

Fuck off no one likes you

But m-muh EU

No point sharing it anymore. How about making some new ones?

Who the fuck is Tim Farron?

inb4 it's full of diversity teams

I don't know, the lads just told me to put him up there.

Right here. Hopefully someone streams it so I can watch with other brit/pol/ friends, if not, I guess I'll watch it on iplayer.

Carswell is a mammoth cuck though?

True, its work seems to be done

Who, though? May has already been lampooned and everyone seems to have already come around to the fact that Boris is a meme Tory opportunist that doesn't actually believe most of the things that he says

It's probably going to be bad but I'll get a laugh out of it like I did new Top Gear. We need a stream.

Do a Hitchens one.

Evans? Woolfe? You could always make smaller versions if there's less content.

>UK explores multi-billion pound free trade deal with China

bbc.co.uk/news/business-36877573

Hammond sounds competent.

>in b4 YKTD spergs out

was new top gear that bad?

is anyone gonna stream robot wars tonight lads? my iplayer is acting up baka

>no Craig Charles
Fucking dropped desu lad

make one of all the time Hitchens has been a huge condescending faggot then turned out to be wrong, watch out for the image size limit though

Yes. yes it was

When will you wake up
When will the sun not set

mp that was murdered

was so sad x

>No Craig Charles
it's already shit

The sun has never set.

Well we all know Carswell is a twat

>Drinking my cognac
Based.

F - I forgot about her.
But, what does milk have to do with her?

...

Realistically, if Britain started slowly putting more and more money into their GDP (even borrowed money) do you think we could conquer the world?

Nothing to sperg out about when his aims are strictly economic, but I question why it's considered "competence" to have trade deals with other countries as is expected, he's just another borrower

Not to mention he's an absolutely rabid Remain supporter so this could all be headline-grabbing rubbish because he genuinely wants to stay in the EU but has found a way of making himself look good by pumping out "Well we MIGHT have trade deals IF we leave that COULD make us a lot of money" stories

Hey look it did end up being a spergout kek

ZANG LIED TO ME

shanghaiist.com/2016/06/24/china_brexit_response.php

the milk of human kindness that the brexiteer menace destroyed

You mean like how the tories would never win a majority again ? I did kek as he was completely silent on social media for a few weeks after that GE.

only flag we need

there was talks of turks and caicos becoming part of canada while tories were in power, you've reminded me to go check if dudeweed fucked that up for us thanks

Would it help if I asked without a tripcode?

Those evil brexiters milked kindness from the poor Africans and Arabs.

>A FUCKING HAND

We should have a flag with a red dragon and a white dragon forming a circle (kind of like yin and yang) on a blue background.

>Brexit Britain: The inside story of how the Leave campaign won

>inside story
I never got a call. I don't sanction this docu-drama

Thatcher took stole all the milk in the north and scrubber murdered F as a cry for help.

>Implying you can trust chink sites

F - literally the second holocaust

Hitchens getting his shit blown out and becoming Brendan Fraser in after 2015 isn't up for dispute

>tfw people argue with things you don't believe and have in fact explicitly said you don't believe

>Hey look it did end up being a spergout kek
Yes, yes it was.

I said he seemed competent on the cuff and you sperged out about how was on the remain camp

>shanghaiist.com/2016/06/24/china_brexit_response.php
>unironically reading from that website

Why does Hitchens hate the Blairites?

>le unsourced quotes picture
Fuck off

He can't hate anyone

>there was talks of turks and caicos becoming part of canada while tories were in power, you've reminded me to go check if dudeweed fucked that up for us thanks
What's this?

Ban on high capacity assault bin lorries when?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705839/Sunbather-suffers-severe-head-injuries-run-council-rubbish-truck-soaking-sun-park.html

perhaps he's wondering why you would swing a party to the centre before throwing it out of its seats?

ottawacitizen.com/news/national/dream-of-canadian-tropical-getaway-lives-as-premier-of-turks-and-caicos-pm-meet

>ottawacitizen.com/news/national/dream-of-canadian-tropical-getaway-lives-as-premier-of-turks-and-caicos-pm-meet
Why you stealing our islands?

Need some blue in there. Red is quintessentially commie.

BLAIR
David Cameron, I'm Her Majesty's Government.

PETER M.
He wasn't alone.

BLAIR
You don't get to bring friends.

DAVID C.
They are not my friends.

PETER M.
Don't worry, no charge for them.

BLAIR
Why would I want them?

PETER M.
They were trying to grab your
victory. (Smiles.) They work for the
Journalist. The Morality Man.


BLAIR
Hitchens?

BLAIR
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.

(1/2)

I thought that the DailyMail had redpilled readers but all the top rated comments here are crying remainiacs.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704887/Police-fly-water-helicopter-thousands-holiday-makers-heading-Dover-left-stranded-TWELVE-hours-security-checks-stepped-amid-terror-fears.html

So you're saying the England flag is communist?

They give thousands of green arrows to certain comments on certain articles

green arrow rigging

>It's been reported that the New Democratic Party, one of the three major political parties in Canada, was considering a resolution at an upcoming national convention to discuss the possibility of working with lawmakers and citizens of Turks and Caicos Islands to have it join Canada as the eleventh Canadian province.

FUCKING LEAFS ARE STEALING OUT ISLANDS REEEEEEEE

>Tories seek to help china buy everything up in this country
>good

He's extremely rude and condescending to anyone that disagrees with him. He isn't going to convince anybody of anything except for the fact that he's a prick.

What time is Robot Wars on lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=lzraVXP-5KQ

Hypnodisc best bot

DM top comments are always rigged

>These based lads

Good on them. Also saw a bunch of local police giving out free water and food too. It's oddly nice seeing communities and authorities pool together to help people stuck due to the evil French bastards.

Meanwhile "Damp Rag" and "Funny, isn't it?" get free passes? Nah lad

No of course I'm not. I'm saying flags with a lot of red in them remind me of communist countries. Not all red flagged countries are communist but all communist countries have red flags.

meanwhile in the guardian comment section...

it seems DM and the G have swapped readers lol

>Merkel's party are the supposedly centre right party
>The only way to kick her out is for the centre left party to get elected

Germany is fucked

Fucking forgot my image

8pm, mate

the GOP uses red, hardly communists

Rigged comments mate. Article is 20 hours old. Top comment is 10 hours old. Contradicts vast majority of other comments. Replies agreeing with it get red arrowed. Replies disagreeing with it get green arrowed. There's a website for rigging green arrows somewhere. They used it a lot during the referendum.

SEND A NAVAL TASKFORCE IMMEDIATELY

PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE JUST NOT TUSS ENUFF

Who /Panic Attack/ here?

SPD/CDU are basically the same Blairite shit we have over here

>Not selling England by the pound

Lad these comments are obviously manipulated

Look on other articles and you'll see the majority are redpilled

>Hypnodisc best bot
That's not how you spell Chaos II or Razer tho

Hello all. Just here for the latest in BoJo news. What have you lads got for me?

>free trade deal
>with China

You do realise that's a bad thing right?

bro-tier sikhs

h-h-h-hell yeth im tush enuf

>Meanwhile in Hong Kong

>You do realise that's a bad thing right?
I didn't say anything about it being bad or good

BLAIR:
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY COUNTRY! (Cocks MPs.)

SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DAVID CAMERON!

BLAIR:
HE DIDN'T WRITE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

BLAIR:

TELL ME ABOUT HITCHENS! WHY DOES HE

HATE THE PROGRESS?!
BLAIR:
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED JOURNALIST!
THIRD PRISONER (O.S.)
Or he's wondering why someone would
start a war before thinking about the repercussions.


Blair turns to the Third Prisoner. Shuts the HoC.

BLAIR:
Wiseguy, huh? At least you can
talk. Who are you?
THIRD PRISONER
We are nothing. We are the morality
beneath your degeneracy. And no one cared
who I was until I put up the Mail on Sunday articles...

Farage isn't trying to convince the EU that they're wrong, he's generally cordial with members of the public disagreeing with him.

>Hammond sounds competent.
>in b4 (criticism)

you put it forward in such a way tho

>tfw the campaign of systematic belittling and bullying against Ed worked


It's telling that Johnson gets more cult worship from the Americans than most of the British

That is one scary Pepe

Why did Farage bail?

now even normies who may have liked him seemed a bit peed.

Sorry lads, brexits cancelled after we crunched the numbers aha xx

Hypnodisc was fun but not a great design.

Razer - a fucking claw on wheels. Brilliant.