Perfect Europe Thread : GO

Perfect Europe Thread : GO

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>Belgium and the Netherlands combined

Really nigga?

>no fucking Ukraine
Thank you OP.

no fuck off i don't want to live with croats, croats do not want serbs, and slovenes do not want each of us

Obligatory.

you have nothing in common with north italians.
why would you want their land.
and giev back elsass-lothringen.
stupid frogs.

>implying i want to live with Corsicans. Sometimes you must make concessions to insure the relevance of your nation

>implying poles would want this
>implying pomerania, eastern prussia and danzig are german clay

You can't find a single flaw.

we only want elsass-lothringen and bohemia back. no worries.

This trigger the Pole, the Finn, the Croat, the Serb, the Ukrainian, the Latvian, the...

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when?

>djikan the map master
glass yourself chet

Thank you for not putting us in the retarded league south of us

Fixed your map.
This is perfect Europe.

Knew the Germany was a bit too grossgermanium. Fixed a bit

i would actually make everyone else normal outside of germania but i'm a lazy shit

>making an arab superstate ruled by the house of Saud

why tho? Also why would you make Russia so powerful?

Belgium and Netherlands both have very different cultures and histories, putting them together is such an idiotic move,

Give Lithuania to Poland and make Prussia smaller, but give them the Danzig corridor

You included Switzerland

oj alija alija, sto si balija

>Suffer through austerity and unemployment
>still get sanctioned
To me they can all go fuck themselves.

How would the Pontic state even work? You know there are barely any Greeks left there, right? In fact those are Islamist strongholds.

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Edited.Gotta balance things out.

It's called a "perfect Europe" for a reason, roachypoo.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE OUR CLAY BACK!

We don't want Slovenian clay. Just give us what's ours and let us be.

>Perfect Europe
>Russia not partitioned
Pick one and only one.

You don't understand. There are no more than a few thousand Pontic Greeks living in there. I mean, I get that these maps aren't supposed to be realistic, but can you really magically conjure up a few million people while making them?

>what is ethnic cleansing

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If you are going to kill the guys living there and import Pontic Greeks from Greece to there, why not give it to Greece in the first place you mong?

Why is Germany so small?

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It could be Lazica, not Greek.

>cornwall is a seperate country
wew lad

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>Faroe Islands
>Scottish
Idiot.

>Find a problem
>Protip
>Yall cant

Europeans have taken over the World.
It's only natural they have an un intruded homeland like all other races have.
In fact, they should take over North Africa and install Solar panels there and canals leading from the ocean to the Nile River, with windmills and hydroelectric plants in them. Maybe even some Jungles in Africa that have huge waterfalls should be equipped with hydro electric plants.
One day we'll have wireless energy, I'm sure of it.
It will be stored like memory in a computer and transferred via the internet.

>Texas takes all of Europe except Czechoslovakia
Wew

They're rightful Scottish clay Nordkuk.

That seems like the only logical thing.
>No Texan likes Czechoslovakia.

>not a single fucking Scot living there or any remnants of
Idiot.

>Slovakia became a sea...

>Implying Americans know what Laz are.

As if Chile could do that.

We need a pool somewhere.

phys.org/news/2015-03-japan-space-scientists-wireless-energy.html

>the future is here
When Hitler said Japs were honorary Aryans he wasn't kidding!
Japanese aren't just White, they're Aryan!

Not Chile, Texas.

Scotland could just take it lad. You'd probably apologise and offer reparations

>le german blob

no

sure, chile

>Sweet Jesus.

At least my state isn't part of Spain.

Southern European Union when?

This is truly perfect.

>Own country doesn't exist
Cuck

>Danskjävlar in Stockholm
REEEEEEEEEEEE

I like this one

Nice dubs
Have a Duke Check em'

I really, really like this map. Only thing I would change is have a bigger Luxembourg (with belgian luxembourg) instead of a nonexistent one.

Laff'd

I love how belgium never exists in these type of threads

I like it desu.
Good job muslim-slav

I think Germany is too big tho

Sweet Jesus I didn't notice them.
>Texas, always the Dub Roller.
Have this awesome picture for the Duke Check 'em.

>Picture
Ko tu ar to domāji?

>Switzerland STILL cucked out of access to the sea

>domāji

>be poor with inefficient economy
>get told to reform so you can be first world
>vote for commieshits instead and don't fix anything
>get sanctioned
Dealing with southern Europeans is like dealing with autistic 7 year old children in a special ed class.

>imblying Roaches know what Amerifats know

Baltic United !!!
Dievs svētī Baltiju

Rare flag? I've never heard of Georgia.
Except for Georgia.
I fucking hate Georgia.

thats only flanders you idiot, which is 100% dutch clay

napoleon was Corsican

Georgia is uncommon at best, newfag.

t. butthurt belt

Now this one I could get behind, though Transylvania should be Hungarian.

>belgium
??

What does this even mean you dictator breeding ground?

If Texas doesnt control Europe, then Wal-Mart will.

Foreign Policy
>Save money
>Live better
>Work better
>Wal Mart
There are no other stores. No other chains. Everything is Wal Mart.

There are family owned farms, manufacturing plants, scientific universities. Everything is Wal Mart.

They launch the first chain into space, where soon, everything will be Wal Mart.

Absolutely flawless

>What did you mean by this you dictator breeding ground?
It means that you are going to Turkish gulag. 60 gorillion roaches will perish under Erdogan's rule. memes aside, there is no proof that Erdogan is Georgian.

Kys u fucking muslim

>Spain gets Moroccan clay
Actually this Colonialism makes very little sense.
>Imblying Spain doesn't collapse into a Balkanized State
>Imbliyng grease deserves more land to bankrupt
>Imblying Italy doesn't get split in half when Venice wins.
>Germany

This fucking map.

That's the best one.

You just have to fix Cyprus

>applying contemporary political situations to fictional "perfect" map
Wew lad

Pretty good. Is that a Basque homeland I spy?

>Serb detected

I am not even a Muslim you greasy debnt nigger.

Some Greeks are bros but the retards you fags across the Aegean have are as bad as the retards we have here.

Greece always fucks up though.
I can't think of many points in history where the Greeks don't fuck themselves over repeatedly and in quick succession.
Greece is the petting zoo so they have limited reach.
What makes this map perfect then?
There are VERY few ideal maps that would cause so many wars as this one would. Your "Perfect" Europe would collapse into a more natural state not even 3 years after being attempted.

The only way to fix Balkans is natural selection.

>using contemporary even further

Great map, I like this one a lot.

Either you just let the balkans keep fighting until they figure it out or you reinstall yugoslavia. Artificially fiddling and intervening with the borders helps no one. Its not so much about where the "peoples" and languages are, its about what they claim to own. And everyone in the balkans claims to own something of someone elses.

I don't agree with the balkans. Istanbul should probably be a free city and the Middle east looks more like a Christian fantasy rather than an unbiased perfect world.

Otherwise this is goat.
I'm still wondering what metrics you use to define "Perfect".
All you have are nonsensical borders, Europe could be half Muslim or Atheist by the time the people reflect the map.

>contemporary demographics

Doesn't even matter. It's an interesting situation nonetheless.

>reddit-tier autism