Hey Sup Forums, if you were tasked with writing a show about a pair of gay dads and their adopted kid(s)...

Hey Sup Forums, if you were tasked with writing a show about a pair of gay dads and their adopted kid(s), how would you go about it?

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make them both retired mma fighters.

here ya go

in florida

I feel like one would work in the programming/tech field for some reason.

with a son that wants to learn ballet

Why is that man hugging a gorilla in a wig.
And who in god's name thought it was a good idea to give it alcohol.

two luchadors who constantly get into fights with each other, and afterwards they "wrestle"

Make it show with an actual concept other than "gay dads". The gay dads would not be a joke and would be a normal relationship, unrelated to whatever the show's concept is.

I wouldn't

I'd throw the concept in the trash where it belongs and write something good.

Is it a cartoon that's about the gay dads, or is a cartoon that's about the kids who happened to have gay dads?
Cause I'd probably just do a simple cartoon about different kids getting into different shenanigans, with an uptight dad and a 'fun' dad.
If' it's about the gay dads, though, I'd probably still have it be mostly about the kids getting into different shenanigans, but it'd be more from the dads' perspective, and it'd be more about how raising a family affects them and their relationship.
At the end of the day, either way, there will be shenanigans.

Exactly like the Genghis khan video, but as a cartoon.

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The pilot episode would be about the dads trying to explain their HIV diagnosis to their children.

Change the dads to moms and we got a show. Gay men are gross and their relationships are boring.

Take steven universe
reverse everyone's gender
Now imagine how the fusion dances would be for "male" rocks and male pearl's lust for male rose

Have it so you never see both dads on the screen at the same time, and just have the kid call both dad, so it looks some single dad who keeps changing his whole personality off and on

The manlier one is the bottom

I want /u/ to leave.

>Confirmed for never having seen either.
Lesbians are pretty shitty to actually look at unless they're fake college lesbians.

Can it just be a cartoon with regular dads?
Hammering it in like that sounds terrible idea

Dude on the left looks like Trevor Phillips

2 men pretend to be a gay married couple so they can adopt and rape a little boy, based on a few hundred true stories.

Well, Trevor WAS gay.

Allen Gregory
:^)

I do not care, OP I just want Trevor and human Grizz to fuck each other because they are cute to me.

Bisexual. No wait it's still gay, carry on.

Make the dads actual characters who aren't defined by their sexuality, there would subtle signs if affection and thats it.

I dunno. I'd make them ride dinosaurs or some shit.

Time Squad

Is there porn of these two? I want to see them fuck.

The only correct answer.

Be from the perspective of each of the dads but we never see them together

One dad us kind and patient and the other is a raging abusive asshole

The kid is nervous around both though and the good dad thinks it's all because of bad dad

eventually though at the end we rip off Fight Club

Now WRESTLEDADS is a show I'd like to watch.

It'd be like Clarissa.

...really?

Disgusting user.

It'd be better if they were a sexually frustrated gay couple who hired a twink to pretend to be their kid as a form of roleplay.

fund it

I came here looking for Authority meme replies and found none

What Authority memes?

Make them a super affectionate redneck white trash gay couple.

>human Grizz

Honestly, it'd be better than the other human designs I've seen for him. And cuter.

I have some gay porn I've written I quite liked. They used magic and science to hunt down demons for the Freemasons. I'd make it about the main characters from that and have them adopt a street urchin as their sidekick.

They're Dr. Frankenstein and Igor, and their kid is a reanimated teenage girl

Why are you such a dumbass?

Whoever made this needs to kill themselves.

But homos ARE defined by their sexuality

Watch a pride parade sometime

>They used magic and science to hunt down demons for the Freemasons

I think I made an ad-lib that went this way.

This. Homosexuals are gay and faggots and they like men.

Gay Two and a Half Men
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You got any excerpts from it?

I actually could see this working as a show.

I'm a gay male and pride parades are the bane of my fucking existence. If I ever saw dude walk up to me wearing a pink speedo and eating a dick-shaped lollipop I'd punch him in the fucking throat.

Yeah, I bet they have sex with dudes too. Fucking homos.

Same here dude.

you have anger issues

Basedfag

I would watch/read the shit out of that

Plenty of homos don't like gay pride parades. Me for example.
>Hurr ur just tryin to fit in
No, I initially liked the idea and supported it. Then I attended one and it sickened me. It's literally just an excuse to take drugs and fuck in the street in front of children. I understand the reason that gay pride started to be as in your face as possible but in societies where homosexuality has become more accepted and supported it really needs to be dialed back or you risk segregating yourself instead of demonstrating that you're just another person like anyone else.
Plus being proud of your sexuality is silly. You shouldn't be proud or ashamed.

This is the best answer.
Yet, for the sake of hilarity I'd make one of the dads super gruff and manly while being reverse-homophobic like "WHAT!? YOU DON'T HUG YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GREET THEM, SON? YOU DON'T LIKE HUGS? ARE YOU A FAGGOT?"

I got invited to a gay pride parade by a classmate at university. Asked my gay friends who live in another city about their opinion on parades. One of them straight out said "That kind of faggotry can those fags have for themselves. It'll only confirm people's stereotypes"

>A GIRLFRIEND? Why do you have a girl friend? Don't you like dick?
>You like vagina? What are you some kinda faggot?

dad jokes

>Dad I'm hungry
>Hello Hungry I'm Dad
>Both dads laugh hysterically

>Hey dad, can I have money for this?
>Uh, ask your mom.
>Okay! ...wait a minute.

Alternatively

>Ask your mom.
>Okay!
>[Runs into the kitchen where Dad #2 is making dinner]
>Hey dad can I have money for this?
>Why are you asking me?
>Well Dad told me to ask mom and-
>CHARLIE! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHO THE MOM IS AROUND HERE!
>What'd I do? What'd I do?

>Watch a pride parade sometime
Most gays hate that shit.

>they each set up each other's jokes
>twice the dad jokes in half the time
Takes dad joke survivor to another level.

Only off handedly mention that the leads are a couple. The only time it would become overly apparent would be the scenes at the house where only one bed would ever be seen.

If the romance is already there the show shouldn't focus on making a story out of it. The story should instead focus on the two characters and their interactions with other people.

Writers always forget that not everyone in relationships needs to constantly talk about or be by their partner to exist.

I love this.

Mission Hill was the only show to ever do this right.

Reminds me of the episode of Less than Perfect when one of the male characters came out as straight to his two moms

This. This is good.

How about a cartoon about The Authority?

>adopted son has two gay dads
>they constantly try to molest and sexually abuse him
>he tries to escape in many episodes
>make jokes about incompetent child services workers and courts
>when he goes to the government, they tell him not to be 'homophobic'
>play the whole situation for laughs

This sounds like a plot to a doujin with dark comedy.

>Hey Sup Forums what if you had to write a story about the intricacies of non-standard relationship patterns in a humorous setting
>"I would make it about the same boring things everybody else's daily lives are about"
>"Why doesn't anybody read my Patreon webcomic about people's boring daily lives?"

>They let him and are fully supportive of him
>A Little too supportive
>They have Hulk Hogan/Macho Man personas that they channel when they cheer him on
>Series finale is a ballet about wrestling where they fight in the center as their kid and his friends do a dance around the ring

>A pair of wrestlers move down to Florida and have a kid who likes ballet.
>They have a friends who are other retired wrestlers.
>Our dad characters are a sweet and muscular luchadore and a charismatic Hulk Hogan style wrestler.
>WRESTLEDADS.

Is this your fetish user?

...

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Seconding this.

I'm not gonna lie, this actually sounds like a pretty good idea.
Any drawfriends who want to design characters?

On it, brotha.

bump

Snap into a Slim Jim.

Holy shit dude this is amazing

What would their names be?

Sandy Savage and Bulk Broden

They were rivals in the 80s who dated behind the scenes.

Why does Luffy have blonde hair?

That was fast. Nice.

The correct answer

It's beautiful.

>Chad's Sour cream and onion soda
I don't know why but that was seriously one of my favorites jokes from the whole series

When are we going to collectively pitch this show to whatever network then?

Is that markiplier
or do all Asians just look like markiplier

All asians are drawn to look like Markiplier

Basically, the cast from Helvetica, except steak used to work at a stip club or something to take out the gritty skeleton mafia backstory

He looked more like Jerry Trainor to me.

Before he started looking like Arin that is.

Kennedy from Clone High is raised by two dads and one of them is exactly like this.

Wow! i can't believe my idea produced this