You look stunning, Princess. MAHAHAHALOLOLOL

You look stunning, Princess. MAHAHAHALOLOLOL

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I could fit like 3 of my truck tires under that shit.

I understand the concept of "beautiful at any size" but surely even that has its limits? What is this shit? She needs a dose of reality.

Who dis THICC????

No no no
Why did they let her wear latex
My fetish is overpowering my disgust
I can't let this happen
I'm stronger than this

UUNHF SIT ON MY FACE WITH YOUR SWEATY LATEX ASS AND MAKE ME BEG FOR IT MISTRESS

Who is she and why should I care or be outraged? I mean besides being ugly fat fuck.

why wear something that's going to make you look fatter

TURN BACK user IT'S NOT TOO LATE

Maybe the hot air balloon was the only thing that actually fit?

>what kind of dress do you want?
>a red tarp

Read the sign, goddammit...it's Adele on MTV.

Damn, Vladimir Harkonnen looks like THAT???

If you finish to something more defensible, it doesn't count. Opening a Hailee Steinfeld tab for safety
>1st generation to jerk it to women online who we wouldn't give the time of day to IRL
What a time to be alive

Chrissy Metz you dingdong

I thought tarps only came in blue??

People can be as fat as they want to be. Just don't expect me to think or say that it looks good.

It's Pierce Brosnan's wife

She's large and in charge.

ugly fat cunt
throw her in a work camp

sometimes you just gotta disgust yourself

Poor guy

oh god she looks like emilia clarke now

>Be 9/10 Chad
>Get slim, qt wife
>Make her gain weight to live out your fetish
You can't really feel bad for him. Its all according to plan.

>driving a truck

The sad thing is that if you ignore all the fat, she is actually pretty

fuck you, dumb cunt.

I don't understand why everyone is clapping for this shit...oh youre so brave for being fat...fuck off

>When you fuck a fat chick and she keeps bothering you and you ignore her and eventually tell her to fuck off then months later you invite her over for fat girl bjs

I call it giving 'em the Blonsky

You're a big guy

I heard it was with contract she be that massive and they'll lipo out during the show to progress the story

>Chrissy Metz stuns in latex dress at MTV Awards, has message for body shamers
>Chrissy Metz wore a burgundy latex dress at the 2017 MTV Movie & TV Awards on Sunday night, and guess what: she totally rocked it!
We are reaching levels of unreality that shouldn't even be possible

>Chrissy Metz is an American actress. She is best known for her role in...My Name Is Earl as Chunk

We're the body shamers though, not the Jews

Keanu Reeves on the right? Is everyone from The Matrix a woman now?

>a fat hog wearing a plastic dress under hot stage lights

>like dessert
>dress as jello

Was it autism?

what acting job did chungo land anyway?

You know it's cancer when they talk about someone "rocking" an outfit.

She's going to explode

God bless your tailor, sweetie, I've heard of fruit by the foot but never fruit by the yard! Whose, the designer, Betty Crocker? I've heard of sneaking candy into a theater but this is ridiculous! Let's hope your wearing cellophane panties, you never know when you'll have to peel yourself out of your dress.

it legitimately looks like she's wearing a shower curtain....and I'm pretty sure the average shower curtain needs less fabric

She looks like strawberry jelly.

I miss her :(

>image.jpg
LMAO

Health at every size, guys. :^)

>got any circus tents?

MIB cartoon?

God I'd love to stick my head up Dafne's skirt and get a taste of that sweet tight cunny.

>all those pretty, skinny, girls around her laughing


I almost feel bad

Watch it, pedo

Cake, vomit, cum, shit, pig's blood? Just hose her off and you're good to go.

Of what the dessert table?

Melissa, I don't think she looks awful just think she's overdressed! I mean Ive heard of dresses that look painted on but if it can stand on its own that's a few coats too many.

Looks like a sick hybrid of a human being and a jello mold

How does one get this fat without changing their diet?

Got to bed shitlord

damn that's a good joke

Dated a very big girl on and off. Best part was she was horny all the time. Also hungry all the time. Brain cross wired/integrated perhaps.

Worst part was the consistent ass stink and lung removal oxygen crush of weight when she was on top.

Always do doggy and garner an elephant spray hose when the olfactory sense is overloaded.

fat pigs give me a fuckin boner

Joan needs her own thread on /tv time to time as funniest female comedian ever and the ultimate rebuttal for the 'no female is funny' posts.

Thumbs up forever. Even Howard Stern worshiped her talent (inb4)...

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The obamas had her killed for outing Michael as a tranny.

Hey, Johnny Sac died for that woman. Pay some respects.

I'm not him, but he makes a good point...she didn't wake up one day and weighs 400lbs ( or whatever)...when she got to around 250 she should have tried something different

Is that what happened to Gary Coopah?
Was he eaten?

>she should have tried something different
She did, she went from ribs to steaks

I can smell her vagina from here.

what happened to us?

Kek

>tfw you realise all the brilliance we could of got during Trump vs Hillary had she still been here.

Naw. I got a green cammo one.

She looks like a giant Christmas pudding.

GIVE ME THE POPCORN

And her comes Dafne Keene, who I've always said is a true Autumn, and whats more Autumn than that delicious candy apple look! I could picture her at any county fair with a blue ribbon around her neck. Anyway did you know my mother used to send me to school in that exact same outfit. If I came back wearing a tweed jacket instead of army fatigues, she knew i had been to class.

>My fetish is overpowering my disgust

I know that feel. My fetishes tend to break the age and body barriers.

Lewd

I miss her too guys. These jokes are so simple yet no comedienne today could pull them off.