Dear Kek

Dear Kek,

Can I get a major happening on my birthday which is on 26th of July?

Thank you

Can I have one on my birthday (September 19th)

>The Happenings are comin thick and fast lads, let's have some fun with it for the lil fella.

Double digits for next Country.
Flag selected can roll again for city and/or weapon.
Triple digits for how long til the next Happening and/or Ethnicity of Attacker.

Roll em!

Kek gave me one last year (Nov 24th)

Can I have one on mine too? (9th August. Literaly nothing good happened on that day)

I'm not sure if I do or don't want on in Poland - you don't deserve one but if you get one you'll probably remove some kebab. I guess kek will decide.

France

No.

How bout January 6?

Kek be praised

some auscuck says wait for the 29th

>Granting Poland a wish.

Sorry, Kek only provides for real countries.

i want a massive war, like another world war.

repeating digits confirm

France, by a bomb, before the 30th

I'm just hoping I get Trump for president for a very early birthday present (Nov 25th)

Happening in Africa

Can I get a happening sometime before the end of the month? Tomorrow possibly?

>Australia
It's been a while...

Sure thing user

It will be in less then 24 hours.

Have you guys thought about how KEK works? It's when our combined conciousness repeats a specific mantra over and over again until it manifests itself in reality. Human conciousness manipulating "reality" is well documented in quantum physics and we are now seeing examples of this on a much larger scale due to the internet hivemind. Sup Forums repeated the opening scene to TDKR several times a day over months and it eventually became reality. We are a much larger board than Sup Forums and I believe we can do the same for Donald. I think the key is to channel a very simple sentence, so I suggest we channel our energy on this mantra "DONALD TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT". Repeat this sentence in your mind every night before you fall asleep, write it at the end of every post you make on the internet and say it loud as often as you can in the real world and we might be lucky enough to be blessed by KEK.

DONALD TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT.

I got you OP.

kek confirm world war 3 on my birthday

September 18

USA

In a week

It's set then

More specific...California.

Wow, Kek's presence seems not to be in this thread.

Give me a sign holy one.

DC

September 26th, please?

tomorrow morning.

Please be california

Pleeeeeeaaaaase?

I am Kek.

turdkey

shiet thats my birthday too. pls kek give us a habbening

>WINRAR
You're up Burgers, what and where?

KEK grants you your wish

you mean like this?

usa-turkey happening?

You guys and your gets are weak.

Watch these triple digits confirming that the particle accelerator in Genf will have a critical failure in the next week.

DELETE THIS

Greatness is on the horizon, my brothers.

>WINRAR
We got a double whammy, Turkroach Hotel and Burgertown.

You cunts can't even check em.

Happening.
September 26th.
Be here, Sup Forums knows best.

San Francisco, mudslime kills gays in the street

You're on fucking fire. Please make it big.

usa get
then this was asked
and then this get from a former get
Is this confirmation of commiefornia?

I flicked a small frog today because it hopped at me while I was painting.

Should I be concerned about your demon-god not appreciating that?

KEK WILLS MY POWER

HAPPENING IN 3 DAYS

There will be a happening in the least expected of places.

Vatican bombing, then crusade.

Pls be Illinois, I want a local happening

Dare say so. Screen cap and post for all to save. We just need a date yeh?

USA
COMMIEFORNIA
WATER SUPPLY POISON

now we need attacker

muslim of course

Fark, there goes the nukes in Incligergerk or whatever the fuck it's called.

Muslim , demostic terrorist, brown, and one white girl for the lulz

Haruhi wills a happening in Scotland.

Our Lady, who art in North High School.
We pray that you are happy with your creation.
We pray that you are happy with yourself.
We pray that like you we will strive to save the world by overloading it with fun in your name.
May you be guided in your infinite eccentricity by your friends.
We pray to the aliens. May the Data Overmind protect you with its infinite knowledge.
We pray to the time travellers. May they let us know of what is to come and how to make it even better.
We pray to the espers. May they protect us from the destruction of the Celestials and from Closed Spaces.
We pray to the rest of humanity. Let us share in our fun, for making you happy makes us happy.
Please remembers us in our prays.
Domo arigato.

rellorino for Best korea

And one for San Fran Fag Tag.

bombing in Detroit or other monkey town in "protest"
praise kek

February 9th Boston

Come praise Kek and open your eyes.

>shrug
Illinois added to the list.

fug some other american needs to be blessed i am tapped out

please be mulsim though

KEK, if you will it, the happening will take place next Thursday in Philadelphia.

So close ;__________;

work place worker attack

code word for Islamic extremist

Detroit added for Dindu Kong badaboom.

Pls be light skinned muslim that shoots a dindu
They won't know what to do

dubs are not kek dubs can be given by any lesser god kek works with trips+

here is the twist its a woman

this week

you mean like pic related

Brown guy

This week

praise kek

not this time

"Donald Trump is president" would be a stronger mantra imo. Using the phrase "will be" isn't as strong as the definitive "is".

its is settled then?

it will be a serbian terrorist yes?

That's my brothers birthday too, I'm sure he'd enjoy a happening.

San Francisco, gays kill mudslime in the street

Rollin' for Califaila.

Some user had a nightmare of a nuclear happening there yesterday.

SWEET KEK IN HEAVEN, I NEED YOU TO WILL A HAPPENING!

Saudi

Roooolin
>New England area
>Black Attack!

So close...

If you believe hard enough it will come true.
After all, my birthday was June the 23rd.

Kek is chaos! Kek is change!

When the waters become still Kek throws a stone into the pond and creates ripples!

PRAISE KEK!

Minnesota.

It's about time these stinking Somalians do something to Mall of America.

The gay nightclub shooting happened on mine. Get some.

I want KEK to bless me with good luck and fortune for the rest of my life, so I can feel ever so slightly happier for once.

But alas, I am not worthy of repeating digits...

Sweden pls

Dear Kek (peace upon your name) I offer to you these dubs so that there may be a happening where many liberals lose their lives in the name of tolerance.

Chicago

Only patriotic countries can be blessed with repeating digits.

OH SHIT. The user also said it will happen on the 26th

The Happening will occur in Maryland, specifically, Montgomery County.

Niggers

CHICAGO, THIS WEEK BLM

Sweden

Nashville, TN

This. Willing something into existence should be phrased as if it already exists.