What is her sex junk again?

What is her sex junk again?

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somebody post the webm of bill nye dropping the beat.

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RIGID

Most of it doesn't even make sense.

Can a song be kino?

It's "so oh, oh, oh"

Britbong here. First time I've watched this.
youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg

Fucking hell, bros. You got trolled hard

I think we can all agree the lead singer is hot, right?

BRAVO

COOL
LITTLE
SEGMENT

What's this dance called?

he looks so senile the first few secounds

She's a 6/10 at best.

JUDEN

I give my vagina a voice, I hope everyone else does that *cue applause sign*

As marriage rates continue to drop.

David Byrne got old and turned into a chicken.

Nobody likes plain vanilla ice cream fucking ew.

Her acting like a degenerate slut drops her down to a 3/10.

the reddit shuffle

Who's the Asian dj? The shit she yells at the beginning is unfunny and retarded but she looks cute

Her stinking rotten pussy that smells like a million black dicks and a few lesbian fists.

The fuck drumpf and fuck white people twist

I cannot believe someone was paid money to produce this segment


The song is something I could write and perform. None of the jokes land and Rachel Bloom is out of breath for half the song.a lot of the lyrics are nonsensical ("skyping a sad clown?", "flirty wood Sprite?") and she fucking tries to rhyme "on it" with "on it"


I would take half as much money as the producer and come up with less embarrassing shit

"that's exactly the right message, rachel"

>I would take half as much money as the producer and come up with less embarrassing shit
Nah, you couldn't. Because that money wasn't to do a good job. That money was to make it a little bit easier to sleep at night. Ya know?

How did this pass the focus group?

Genuine question

fcuk this is worse than I thought it was going to be

Hope the sellout is enjoying his cash

DUDE HEDONISM LMAO

WITH LOTS OF SCHMEAR

I'm not lying when I say that this video was the sole purpose I dropped the atheist bullshit and embraced Orthodox Christianity.

I am dead serious. I can't handle liberals anymore. Canaanites....all of them.

what the fuck is schmear lads

>sex how you want it, its your goddamn right

but it isn't

I hope her twat falls off in the toilet to be quite honest

jew cream

OH OH OHHHHH
OR OR ORRRRR

George Soros

>Buttstuff is "just evolution"

So glad I won't be here when humanity dies.

>even liberals are appalled by this

>It's evolution, ain't nothing new
>There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
>Just add salt or Gérard Depardieu

rachel blooms pusy juice

Why? Why? That lyric makes no sense. Was Gerard Depardieu the ONLY thing that she could rhyme with taboo? Does she want to fuck him? I hope she dies.

Cream cheese.

>If into fun things piss and scat why not get creative and fuck your cat?
Was this line really necessary?

Raimi has gone too far this time

The Share Blues

Just add salt. OR...

>stew
>Depardieu
that doesn't even rhyme

The Record Correctors

>that thousand yard stare in the dancing chick's eyes
I almost feel bad, she probably just did it for the money

Cant believe they got Siri for the next episode to talk about being healthy at a larger size

please don't culturally appropriate me.

its le_rand00m french culture reference because Im she sees herself as an educated american

>FRENCH TREASURE
Is this some sexual euphemism I'm not aware of? Or did they really just feel the need to tell everyone he's French?

Wow! you can see his soul die in real time.

You are retard.

where's the BBC?

"Drag queen, drag king
Just do what feels right
You're a tall pansexual
Flirty wood sprite

Who enjoys a Fleshlight
In the cold moonlight?

(dorky interlocutor)
With a sad clown
Skyping via satellite?"

What the fuck are any of these lyrics supposed to mean? what the fuck

>tfw bill nye is encouraging pedophila on his new show

>I prefer black men from the deep south
>I let them take turns and shit in my mouth
A little over the top, I'd say.

Fucking sweet.

Same. Based jews.

>having such volatile principles and views
you know where to go

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>You're a tall pansexual
>Flirty wood sprite

Pan was a sprite who lived in the woods and liked to fuck.

>Who enjoys a Fleshlight
>In the cold moonlight?

Stretched rhymes that nearly break cadence

>With a sad clown
>Skyping via satellite

He has a weird clown fetish. lol so randumb

That's exactly the right message

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I still haven't managed to watch it all the way through

wtf i love bill nye now

>when your on the soap box

Why does it end with a bagel joke? What does being jewish have to do with anything?

see

>My sex junk
>Zoboomafoo
>Penis vagina
>Go Chug a Choo-Choo

I am completely lost as to the meaning behind these lyrics.

Who here /ForrestSprite/

>liked the song she did for the Flash/Supergirl crossover
>then I see THIS

Imagine being Bill in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Rachel Bloom, you fuckin' fine, all famous with your literally who show and horrific androgynous blubber body. I totally love your song, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is school some dumb conservatives on reddit in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only pretend to dance while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and sweaty skin, and just sit there, beat after beat, shitty lyric after after shitty lyric, while she perfected that song. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THOSE CHROMOSOMES and DAMN, SCIENCE SAYS *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her horric perversion of science contort into types of degeneracy you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been nothing but coasting on your elementary school level show and later staged talk shows on CNN for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Aeronautical Engineering school and Boeing. You've never even seen anything this fucking forced before, and now you swear you can taste the fallacies being raised by each line as she sings them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "progressive(for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with yes men writers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bill Nye. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

This doesn't work because Bill is a humongous pleb

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>My clitoris, wobbles like a weeble
>When a smear my poop, on actor Stephen Seagal

Jesus Christ, lady. That's not even how you say his name.

>Jamie Lee Curtis

you forgot to change one of the Jamie Lee Curtises to Rachel Bloom

FUCK I never proof read.

Professional dancing is not fun user its like fucking for 8 hours in a short timespan based on how much stamina you need.

Is it bad that I think this validates a lot of Sup Forums's points about the media?

This is shit. There is no way around it. It's worse than the worst slam poetry.

The It Was Her Twist and Turn

or spell it

>that moment when the climate denier goes to jail

We are speeding towards the abyss with no end in sight

Heaven

>don't mind me, just fucking my cat, Bill Nye said it was ok

no one can

Speaking of Sup Forums was right, TV, and slam poetry.
youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8

How far can you make it?

The far left have become the people at your grade school assembly rapping about how drugs are bad.

D.A.K

>SHUH-CLANK-CLANK

What did he mean by this?

Aw yeah, MC Safety and the Caution Crew

Holy shit.
Rolled out of bed.

Be honest Sup Forums: Would you fuck her?