What if every bad thing that happened to you was orchestrated by one person?

>Do you remember the time you opened that Soda can, and it fizzed up all over your face? It was ME Barry! I shook the can!

>Do you remember when you were changing in the locker room and got a boner, and everyone made fun of you?
>It was me Barry! I was your dick!

>Remember the time you had diarrhea and shat yourself while talking to that cute girl? It was ME Barry! I ate taco bell and shat your pants!

>Do you remember that time your mom called out to you to take out the trash, and it lost you a life in Super Mario?
>That wasn't your mom, Barry!

>Remember the time you picked up the pizza and it was cold, but when you bit into it it burned the roof of your mouth?
>I was the pizza, Barry!

>Or that time your memory card got corrupted?
>It was me Barry! I programmed your memory card!

>Remember the time you were born?
>I cucked your "dad," Barry!

>Remember when you pissed yourself during the school play in 4th grade?
>That was me, Barry!
>I was your piss!

>Remember when you ordered something off Amazon, and it arrived a day late?
>I WAS YOUR MAILMAN, BARRY!

>How about that time Grodd showed up out of nowhere, and kicked your ass?
>The Party Store had a 50% Off sale on gorilla costumes, Barry!

>Remember when your mom walked in while you were jerking off into a fleshlight?
>I was the pocket pussy, Barry!

>Or that time Firefox froze up while you were watching porn, and your mom walked in?
>I WAS FIREFOX, BARRY!
>I WAS YOUR MOTHER, TOO!

>11 / 1 / 3
Hahaha.

>Remember when you was about to watch the finale of Breaking Bad, but someone tweeted you spoilers?
>It was ME, Barry! I created Twitter!

>Remember when you had a blowout on the freeway and almost hit a small child?
>I was the tire, Barry!

>Remember that time you made a thread with your friends, and someone called you out on it?
>I WAS THAT SOMEONE, BARRY!

>Remember when I called out your samefagging Barry?
>It was ME! I told Moot to include a Poster Count!

...

>What if every bad thing that happened to you was orchestrated by one person?

You mean my mom?

>I WAS YOUR MOM, user!

>Remember when you bit into your steak and it was well done even though you specified medium rare?
>It was me, Barry!
>I was the chef, AND the Steak!

>remember that time a tornado took your power out?
>GUESS WHO, BARRY?

>Remember that time you made a thread but it fell off page 10 with 0 replies?
>It was me Barry! I hid your thread!

So why does Zoom hate Barry so fucking much? Why not just kill his mom before he was born?

I think because that was the one paradox he couldn't actually be immune to or something.

>I was that paradox Zoom
...wait shit.

>Remember when I made you suffer your entire life for no reason, instead of kill your mother before you were born?
>GUESS FUCKING WHO, BARRY

...

Because he's insane.

Also he tried to eliminate him. He almost deleted himself in the process.

>every bad thing happened was orchestrated by my arch nemesis
>a guy whose just a cheap knock off of me
>who can only feel good about himself by picking on a kid who can't fight him
I'd say I ruined his life more than he ruined mine if he has to pick on children to feel like a big man

>Remember that one time you kept getting pink eye at summer camp?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY, I SHAT YOUR PILLOW!

It was ME zoom. I was that child. ME!

>Remember that time you shit yourself on your girlfriends couch?
>ME BARRY
>ME
>HAHAHAHA
>I WAS THE POOP

>Remember when you failed your test because you couldn't sleep due to hearing your mother getting fucked? You got grounded for a month, too?
>IT WAS ME BARRY? I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!

>I was that paradox Zoom
10/10

>Remember when you shitposted on Sup Forums and got banned for a month?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS THE SHITPOST

>Remember that time you asked for no ice and got it?
>Or that time you asked for no pickles and got them?
>That wasn't any normal 16 year old working the Burger King, Barry!

>Remember that time you found out the Wendy's worker stuck his dick in your chili?
>ME BARRY
>I WAS HIS DICK

>Remember that time you found a shiny in Pokemon and you dropped the Gameboy and it froze?
>I WAS THE EARTH'S GRAVITY BARRY!

>Remember when you got caught jerking off to trap porn by your dad?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS THE TRAP

This one got me, holy kek

>Remember that slutty girl back in college who gave you some nasty herpes?
>I WAS THAT SKANK, BARRY!

>Remember that time you crash landed on the planet ruled by Apes who enslaved humanity?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY. I WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.

>Remember the time you walked in on your dad pissing on your mom's tits?
>ME BARRY! I WAS YOUR DAD
>AND THE PISS!

>Remember the time you dropped out of college and had to suck dick for rent money?
>ME BARRY! YOU SUCKED MY DICK!

>Remember that one time your dad bought you a Madcatz controller?
>YOUR DAD WAS STILL IN THE STORE WHEN YOU GOT THAT, BARRY!

>Remember me, Barry?
>When I KILLED your BROTHER?
>And I talked just, like, THIS?

>Remember when your mother had a miscarriage and it made your whole family feel terrible?
>I WAS THE BABY THAT NEVER WAS, BARRY!

>Remember when you were experimenting in college, and got gangbanged by frat boys?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY
>EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FRAT BOYS WAS ME!

>Remember the time you tried to fart quietly, and shit your pants?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY!
>I SHIT YOUR PANTS!

>Remember that time you stopped to get batteries for your gameboy on a long trip, but the batteries died in an hour?
>I MADE THOSE KNOCKOFF BATTERIES BARRY!

This thread is aces

>Remember that girl who went down on you in high school, and she did that thing with her fingers that made you think if you were gay for a while?
>THAT WASN'T HER, BARRY!

Screencaps should really include that ever since people have been forcing screencaps so they can post it in other sites

>Remember the time you banned on Sup Forums?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE MOD!

>Remember that time your mom picked up unfrosted Poptarts?
>I COOKED THOSE POPTARTS, BARRY!

>Remember that time you and some other meddling kids stopped that fake ghost from terrorizing the town?
>I WAS YOUR DOG, BARRY!

>Remember the time you were wiping and a finger slipped in?
>ME, BARRY!

No trying to make a screencap mate, there's already a screencap collection of a similar thread from ages ago.

Just trying to have some fun on Sup Forums is all.

>Remember that time some shitty cartoon overran Sup Forums for awhile?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I ANIMATED THAT CARTOON!

>What if every bad thing that happened to you was orchestrated by one person?

They were.

Is Zoom basically just fast Dio then?

>some shitty cartoon overran Sup Forums for awhile?
Which one? We all know there's at least 2 or 3.

>I ANIMATED ALL OF THEM, BARRY!

...but I like unfrosted poptarts.

>Remember when Roman Reigns got hit with a briefcase?
>ME BARRY
>I WAS THE BRIEFCASE

I'm fucking dying

>That was to distract you Barry! I COOKED THE LIVER AND ONIONS LATER THAT NIGHT!

>IT WAS ME, BARRY. I STARTED THAT THREAD AND BUMPED IT JUST BEFORE IT FELL OFF THE BOARD

>JOKES ON YOU BARRY THE FROSTING WAS ON THE INSIDE!

>Remember when you left your headlights on while you were shopping at the mall and drained your battery?
>YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THEM ON, BARRY. I TURNED THEM BACK ON!

What kind of sick and twisted fuck are you

>remember when your favorite star wars character died?
>it was me barry! I was JJ Abrams!

>IT WAS ME BARRY! I MADE THAT POST!

I knew it! Only someone so evil could be so terrible in bed!

>Remember that time you hated a movie character and they never died?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I'M CHEWBACCA!

>Remember that time you couldnt sleep because cats were making noise outside your window?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS FUCKING THAT CAT

>Remember when some user BTFO you in an argument and it made you feel bad for a few minutes?
>I WAS THAT user BARRY!

>do you remember that one time you masterbated after not fapping for a week, and you failed to catch it after you came and it got everywhere, including on your shoes pants and pet turtle?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I CAME ON YOUR TURTLE!

I love the idea that Zoom gave himself diarrhea, stretched out Barry's pants while he was wearing them and shat in them rather than just giving Barry a bad burrito.

A true artist suffers for his craft.

Remember the day they took your favorite breakfast cereal off the market?

I was the one that buried berry berry kix Barry!

>Remember that time your town went through a blizzard but you still had to go to school?
>I CANCELLED YOUR SNOW DAY, BARRY!

>Remember when you got that girl pregnant in high school, Barry?
>It was ME!
>I WAS YOUR JIZZ!

Yall are too damn funny.

>Remember that time you failed your driving test by one point?
>and you got dumped because you couldn't drive?
>I was that driving coach. I COCKBLOCKED YOU, BARRY!

>I caused every moment of suffering for you and murder all of your loved ones
>but I did it for a good reason, so you're not allowed to retaliate against me or be angry because then you'd be evil

Horribly written villain.

>Remember that time when you had only a little bit of milk for your cereal, and as you were pouring it into your bowl the jug spilled over?
>I SPILLED YOUR MILK, BARRY!

>It was ME!
>I wrote the comics!

>Remember when that opponent in Mortal Kombat double perfected you?
>I WAS THAT AI BARRY!

SATANIC

>Remember when you failed all those classes in high school?
>It was me, Barry! I ate your homework!

>Remember when you were a teenager jacking off to Cinemax, and then right as you were about to cum it suddenly switched to Animal Planet?
>ME BARRY! I WAS YOUR CABLE PROVIDER!

>Remember that time you tripped while getting your diploma and everyone laughed?
>I WAS THE AUDIENCE, BARRY! EVERY, LAST, PERSON!

>Remember that time you wend swimming and your swimsuit came off after a dive?
>I WAS THAT SWIMSUIT BARRY!

>Remember how you're susceptible to geneticly passes auto-immune disease?
>ME! I'M YOUR PARENTS, BARRY!
>BOTH OF THEM!

>Remember that time you were doing yardwork and you bumped a beehive?
>I WAS EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BEES, BARRY!

You monster.

Because without Barry there would be no catalyst to make Zoom.

>Remember that time you forgot to save and lost 5 hours of progress?
>I WAS YOU FOR THOSE 5 HOURS, BARRY!

>Remember when you finally convinced your mom to let you play more adult video games? And then she went out and bought you "Plumbers don't Wear Ties"?
>I MADE THAT GAME BARRY! I PROGRAMMED IT JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!

Well that's just needlessly dickish.