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lat-veeeeee! edition

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the balkans are former yugoslavia + greece + bulgaria + euro turkey sweetie

Fellow dicklets, if a super qt who was really into you (even if youre not rich) but wasnt being pleased sexually by you, would you wear a dick extension/sleeve to satisfy her?

Latvia is Russia

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latvia is the ireland of the baltics, prove me wrong

>Fellow dicklets, if a super qt who was really into you (even if youre not rich) but wasnt being pleased sexually by you, would you wear a dick extension/sleeve to satisfy her?
this is the aussie who is bad at sex hahahahha

>the balkans are euro turkey
what

did the runt ban me

haha what how about just a dildo

>implying a roastie is going to tell you that
No I'd learn how to fuck Bruce, size of the ship and that

you heard me

what a useless janny aha
I suppose there isn't much intensive to do your """"""""""""""job"""""""""""""" properly

what the fuck is "euro turkey"

hey Josie

Just wanted to see if anyone admitted to being a dicklet. Straight copy paste from page 0 of r9k. Almost caught brown yank.

MABA (Make Britain Great Again)

>17 posts
>3 british flags
>/brit/

just like real life haha

aussies have the fame of being shitposters and alpha bruces, but the ones who post here are all pathetic fucks haha

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there is a part of turkey that is in former thracia (southern bulgaria). you can distinguish it from anatolia since it is separated by the bosphorus strait

well it ~is~ 5:04 am

ok I absolutely got btfo there
there can be no recovery

thats not balkan
nobody considers greece balkan

alri stephen stephenopolous

>can't prove me wrong
>resorts to memes
better luck next time buddy

>alri stephen stephenopolous
ahh no leaf """jokes""

how big is your easter folder?

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reckon im a disappointment to my parents lads

mammy (thailads gf) literally lies and says im in college to people

wogs

On Sunday though. A year ago or two ago this wouldn't have been the case.
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Reported to the conductor

my what folder?

???? i was here last year at this time and it was the same

we're
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N E W F A G

Why is russia so fucking hell bent on destroying europe and restoring the mongol empire

i thought they were european???

russia is BLACK

literally and actually just shit myself and did not know I had shit myself until I tried to stand up and my arse cheeks were stuck together. can only imagine I sharted and wrote it off as a fart. had to get in the shower to clean up lmao. honestly a first.

AHHH it is the slavophobic idiot from australia

ah yes

eat less fiber
or were you the one who ate an outdated yoghurt?

I just keep fucking going
I'm never gonna get tired, I'll never sleep again

didnt eat any outdated yoghurts. how could anyone? they smell and taste really bad when they are off

niggers are genetically programmed to be more violent, hedonistic and less intelligent then whites

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg

>Ungern was an arch-conservative pan-monarchist who aspired to restore the Russian monarchy under Grand Duke Michael Alexandrovich of Russia and to revive the Mongol Empire under the rule of the Bogd Khan

WE

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hila?

only yoghurts i eat are petit filous strawberry

>neoliberal

Bogd Khan
KARA BOGA

this scareded me

alri leftypol

just had a nice wank

did you know that lego used to make something like real life minecraft blocks?
mental

>shouldve genocided southern whites while it wasnt against international law
>do you think we could still find a loophole to genocide the south

what did they mean by this

don't see the gimmick on installing Sup Forums X

that room probably smells like ketchup and BO now

watching right now tbfh

youtube.com/watch?v=MEwbfnCpKA4

it's just for autists

identify vicariously with the runt in the gay shirt with the gay necklace and one side of the slinky for some reason

possibly because he's as skinny as me but looks more likely to be a tranny by now

If racemixing is bad, how did the ottoman power become so powerful?

umm you dont actually have to install Sup Forums x

nobody else wanted that land

I'm probably the most alpha in this thread by a mile. Welcome to prove me wrong but.

all you

join this server mate wall 2 wall alphas

What is the difference between "delighted with" and "delighted for"?
Why is "I was delighted with you" wrong?
t.English learner in Sydney

yeah i read it before

i found the other creepypasta about cutting physical stimulus interesting in how it presents a lack of stimulus to accessing god

Because Europe had slaughtered 30% of their population in religious wars, was beset by disease and superstition

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

lol

need a gf with shit personality

just stick to speaking australian

if you are 4 inches or below erect. you literally cannot give a woman an orgasm from penetrative sex.

australians speak like they're talking out of their arsehole

unfortunate for them

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Nobody is less than 4 inches erect though

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my tongue is only 2" and does quite well

>Go to meet some slag at the pub who's gaggin fer it
>Arrive at the pub go inside with her
>get to the bar
>say to the barman "Pint o' guiness please mate"
>He replies "yeah just pass me your pint glass"
>Go red
>Have to run home to get my pint glass and some deano nicks my bird

Kill me

That was an interesting comic.

>australian
didn't know that the word means asian until I came here

that comic was wh*Tey ranting about his buttblasted anti communist delusions

why does the communist refer to his own paradise in scare quotes

don't think the author has thought this through and made the communist a three dimensional character, think he's just using him as a strawman to express his own political opinions about the claimed communist paradise, regardless of the empirical status of whether it is a paradise or not. (which is of course always subjective.)

alternatively the communist is a supremely nuanced character who knows he doesn't believe in the system but has to pretend anyway, but if that's the case why does he have an evil smirk rather than a pleading one? there's nuance and subtlety and then there's just lying to your readers

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Heard about you and your honeyed words

Reflects poorly on you lot if i'm still most alpha

also i don't think a communist would refer to communist paradise as a "garden of eden" unless he was a christian communist and even then that might be a bit blasphemous so they'd probably play it safe unless they were american in which case they're probably not a communist at all just a red-star LARPer who thinks communism is when you sing red army choir songs in berlin circa 1945

If you are delighted with someone, you are either delighted with them, that actual person delights you. If you are delighted for someone, you are delighted that somebody else is delighted about something. Used in sentences

Steve sent me a new worker. He's very good at his job, I am delighted with him.

John is getting married next week. I am delighted for him.

that's a clitoral orgasm, not penetrative.
but I have a gf and I hate /r9k/
a lot of poor souls are.

A friend of mine once published a book called Snakes of Hawaii. A number of libraries wrote him ordering copies. Well, there are no snakes in Hawaii. All the pages of his book were blank.

>i am delighted for him
the virgin phrasing

PJW is here and doesn't say hi to me

Umm sweaty as a trans girl us girlies rarely orgasm from penetrative sex sweetheart

got it
arigatougozaimasu!!

Hi

I believe that's called a "sissygasm"