>Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs for breakfast
that's 5,400 calories just in the morning
Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs for breakfast
Nolan Lewis
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Hunter Johnson
Bird dogging takes a lot of energy.
Leo Diaz
and he has lots of hungry hungry muscles, and even when he isn't working out he finds excuses to show off his strength
Jordan Reed
Being a man burns a lot of calories.
Luis Young
>if he eats a similar meal for lunch and dinner that's over 16 thousand calories a day
Christopher Sanchez
he burns them off fucking every woman in town (except autismo belle)
Thomas Martin
I bet he has smelly farts.
Nathan Gomez
Out of all the possible jobs at Disney parks, the guys who play Gaston probably have it the best.
Michael Murphy
he's not going to do that though. for lunch he's going to eat a loaf of bread or three with something added to it, possibly in the form of a sammich or whatever
for dinner he's going to eat nothing but lean meat. pounds of it. 100 percent calorie free.
Logan Hughes
The most popular one died because he had a firework explode in his face
Grayson Jackson
A guy on /fit/ tried to follow his diet once. He made a gigantic fucking omelet and ate everything. By the end he wanted to kill himself.
Wyatt Miller
if i eat even one egg it's over. painful horrible gas for 16 hours straight
Evan Gonzalez
Nicholas Ramirez
Lincoln Reyes
>5 dozen eggs
START PUTTIN' 'EM IN A BOWL
MIX THE FUCK OUTTA THEM
AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
PEEEEENIIIIIIISSSSSSS
Lucas Bennett
But how much cholesterol is that?
Mason Nelson
That's realistic for a blown up body builder in a bulking phase.
Benjamin Gonzalez
> No one goes out with a bang like gaston!
Jose Morgan
No one's Feet's like Gaston
No one NEETs like Gaston
No one has the freshest rare Pepes like Gaston!
Adam Reed
No one treats like Gaston
No one leets like Gaston
No one rocks to the Moon like a loon like Gaston!
Robert Scott
This is somehow pretty much the only black comedy I have felt bad for laughing at
Cameron Morris
Was that the Gaston in question
Adrian Cook
Yes.
Christopher Miller
HE HAS TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
Elijah Hughes
More like BLASTon, amirite?
Josiah Bailey
They don't call him "Gas Ton" for nothing
William Robinson
CARLOS
Oliver Edwards
LOUFOU I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK
WOAH
James Long
Yeah, and?
Henry Ross
I want that diet.
Blake Young
NO ONE FARTS LIKE GASTON!
Nicholas Sanders
too bad it also comes with swimming for 8 hours a day
Aaron Hill
Unless you're training on an Olympic level every day you're going to become disgusting fat.
Hunter Evans
Well he is roughly the size of a barge
David Long
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
Eli Perez
Gaston is alpha as fuck.
Jacob Harris
Can't hunt wild animals and fuck bitches on an empty stomach.