Brit/pol/ - Coked up Craig edition

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/757102751583236096

>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

>Islamist Pakistani hate preacher welcomed by Archbishop of Canterbury
ibtimes.co.uk/pakistani-hate-preacher-who-glorifies-islamist-murder-welcomed-by-archbishop-canterbury-1571418

C L I P S

>Brexit Britain: The inside story of how the Leave campaign won
youtube.com/watch?v=kqSGgXb9Ngg

>Owen Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=iSlshoNNEe0

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

>Theresa May
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I

>Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=3cTZb0zScwE

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youtube.com/watch?v=xpGr8MBE65k
youtu.be/_NldfjMtr2s
youtube.com/watch?v=r9eCCj7olgE
youtube.com/watch?v=nDzblNKjsO0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tfw watching the Conflict of the Automatons on Her Majesty's Royal Broadcasting Facility

>Little shitbot hit the roof

Based Behemoth

Clusterbots a shit

>Watching Immoral Blairite Wars

May as well vote for Owen Smith and get it over with cretins

youtube.com/watch?v=xpGr8MBE65k
First for future house robot desu lads

First for Queen and Country.

China is benefitting from CulturalDiversity™

youtu.be/_NldfjMtr2s

We're bypassing the gladiator fights in the traditional image of a falling civilisation and using robots instead.

Bane?

BBC iplayer isnt working for me for some reason

smdh

Are you ever happy?

Also Nuts are thunder nonces

>this triggers the Robogeddon team

It's a pretty big tank

What did the chink do?

SHERYL A CUTE

What's the point of all those little shitdrones? They can't do anything.

Is Chaos 2 going to appear in the new series?

>3 foot of makeup

nah senpai

did you pay your license fee m8?

Fuck me I've missed Robotwars.
Shame they couldn't get Craig Charles back.

le ebin minibots

Nth for Robotic Japanese Voice Acting on the SNES

youtube.com/watch?v=r9eCCj7olgE

banter probably these guys look mental

I was before Call Me Dave and the legions of UKIP voters who pissed their knickers and defected back to the Tories cucked everyone's shit up in 2015

Y-yes

Supposedly said the Chinese word for nigger

that whole team and robot was a meme

>Razer ded
>shitty memebot making it this far

Who /Panic Attack/ here?

>that little shit not letting granddad test the axe

Hmm yes, all of those ukip voters who defected to the Tories in 2015...

Stop wanking everyday

Behemoth is boring.

G A S H E S

how do we save the british union lads?

execute SNP MPs and members

MEME ROBOT BTFO

It fucking better desu lad

Apparently by embracing German far-right ideology if you ask some people.

>nuts getting absolutely rekt

GOOD

Impossible now
Scotland is the big target but Northern Ireland is also sneaking up on us, Wales is the only safe member left

>how do we save the british union lads?
Do we need to?

Why the fuck does this pepe exist?

GET FUCKED NUTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

STOP IT CARBIDE HE'S ALREADY DEAD

>that pepe

christ

YES

GET FUCKED MEMEBOT

Arrange an """""accident""""" in the Scottish parliament.

Imagine the un-cuckening if the majority of the SNP were killed by an Islamic terrorist.

V E N O M O U S

Become the 51st state

>Coked up Craig edition.


That's it! We've all had quite enough of /brit/ pol descending into a den of drug crazed degenerates.

souvenirs now

This is the strangest but rarest Pepe I've ever seen

Why the fuck does it exist?

Shame YKTD can't post now

MEMEBOT BTFO

South Park mixed with Sup Forums

I found this neat video of Matt and Trey talking about crony capitalism in the film-making business.

Worth a watch if you are a fan of theirs:
youtube.com/watch?v=nDzblNKjsO0

Pic related is just the video suggestions which popped up agter the video, which I thought would make a neat companion to this post. Some Bayol, Bill Burr, and ASMR.

>Hitchens quote
>STRAWMAN STRAWMAN THINGS CAN ONLY GET STRAWMAN

>Hitchens quote
>STRAWMAN STRAWMAN THINGS CAN ONLY GET STRAWMAN

>Hitchens quote
>STRAWMAN STRAWMAN THINGS CAN ONLY GET STRAWMAN

JOOS JOOS TORIES CENTRISTS BLAIREETS JOOS.

I am lifting weights tonight.
I dropped a 70kg barbell and caught it midair. Fuck yeah. Time to get some straps though, methinks.

This pic is wrong.

Hitchens has already said he would rather vote for Corbyns Labour that Tory.

That's the new (old?) high res version.

>this level of autism on the nuts team

Who triggered the Hitchensbot?

Is that lad in orange from Nuts feral or something?

That Pepe. Fuck.

CARBIDE GETTING FUCKED

Sit back till the unlikely eventuality of a second referendum and wait for loyal Scots to vote Remain again.

why not

Hitchens wont vote, he never does

Carbines weapon is pretty fucking impressive

user.... I...

I need to get back to it. Cardios fucked now though after being ill. Just bought myself a road bike.

Someone do the same for Razer!

>I am lifting weights tonight.


fucking why lad

C A R B I D E B O Y Z

>loyal Scots

oxymoron, they are a traitorous lot

Was shit desu lads, fuck the beeb.

>2016
>not being comfy skinny/skinnyfat

Do it at least twice a week. Good to keep fit.

But that's his thinking.

It's almost an apathetic, low power version of this guy.

[pic related]

>0 (ZERO)

Matilda is a Blairite.

...

Not all of them. Not even a majority of them. Just a lot of them. Pic related.

I can't do it, I hate my increasingly pudgy tummy.

>Nothing will work out. We'll always lose.

It's like Hitchens forgets that you only lose if you give up and never try to win. If you think you're always going to lose then you deserve to lose.

the consistent thing with scotland has been turnout, during the 2014 referendum yes areas had disappointing turnouts compared to no areas and with the eu referendum the turnout was quite poor in general

getting scots to say "fuck britain" is a lot easier than mobilising them to actually leave

i honestly think the appetite for scottish independence is severely over-exaggerated, bearing in mind we had the referendum at a time of tory implemented austerity, high oil prices and resentment towards westminister establishment parties (especially scottish labour) and even then the no vote won by 10%, if it was ever going to happen it would have happened then

the norn ireland thing is quite scary though, i hope they just quietly go along with brexit

Get fucked Samuel L. Jackson we're not into /ss/

Carbide, the spinner? The one that just won the whole thing?

My abs are decent, I just have chunky thighs and barely eat

>beating Nuts with its own flail
Based old man teaching the numale cucks a lesson.

>chain drive

wouldn't give you a skip to put that in mate

Every ounce of fat seems to go straight to my torso.

>Nuts on 0

Carbide is a Blairite.

>Robot Wars
>not a single brown person yet

BASED BROADCASTING COMPANY

That's what pissed me off about him during the referendum, "Remain will win, it's not even worth voting".

This is the same shit that Remain voters flooded Sup Forums with, during the run up.

One of the judges is a poo in loo

Blairhemoth is desu

And to think one month ago we were all laughing over the salty remainiacs on social media.

Never again will a result be that good.