ill start
pink hair (unless it's natural)
ill start
pink hair (unless it's natural)
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she has no pulse
penis
not anime (unless she's a weeb)
White
Noserings
>pink hair is natural
Tattoos. Cigarettes. Too much makeup. Have boyfriend.
tattoos
her mother's divorced
secular upbringing
addicted to her phone
is up to date with meme culture
has a twitter account
Really dark lipstick.
>(unless it's natural)
??????
>too much makeup
damn, forgot this one, and it's one of the most important
"Most of my friends are guys"
Not having a penis
intelligence, i can't stand dumb women.. i want someone i can talk to
Social media presence.
Male friends.
Bad relationship with father.
Fat.
Tattoos.
Dyed hair.
Drugs.
purple blue and green spotted hair, unless it's natural
I have bad news for (((us)))
They're jewish.
weird hair colour
raised by a single mom
likes electronic music
likes hiphop
goes to church/wears a cross or other religious symbol around her neck
vegan
takes synthetic drugs
likes sex and the city
is obsessed with shopping
volunteers for refugee work
has no interest in natural sciences
weird glasses
piercings
too many tattoos
tattoos
antifa relations
thinks che was a cool dude
muslim
and these are the reasons why i'm still single
>my ex
>the post
goddamnit sweden
"im a female gamer"
nose ring (unless it's natural)
SHIT
i forgot the most important one:
SHE'S FAT
Circumcised
Feminist-
Leftist (Who is unwilling to debate)-
Dyed hair-
Problem glasses-
Visible tattoos-
Weight-
Too much makeup-
yeah ikr, that's why lately I've been trying to find girls within my major..
Mine would be
>memer
>dyed hair
>smoker
>piercings other than ears
>nail polish to cover-up un kept nails
>femminazi
>parents were divorced before she turned 10
>weights more than 100
this
>is obsessed with shopping
hahaha good luck finding a women who doesn't
...
Bill Hicks reminds me of Hank Moody from Californacation for some reason
>these are the reasons why I'm single
Surely your women aren't that cucked?
this
>single mom
Hey buddy I thnk youve got the wrong door
These red flags are so fucking true. Do you youngins have any idea how blessed you are with Sup Forums? Nobody told us oldfucks about these red flags when we were ~18. We had to learn the hard painful timewasting way. Some of us even got trapped.
I graduated with a CS degree. All those girls were either quiet or gross. What's your major
Remove:
>Social media presence.
and
>Male friends.
And add schizophrenia
Bonus for blue hair.
That is my dream girl right there.
No fatties ofc..
I'm not even kidding.
she occupies more than two dimensions
>Redheads
As much as it pains me, you're right.
I've yet to meet one who wasn't absolutely batshit crazy.
a penis
>bad relationship with father
The reddest of all flags
why did you start this thread with a pic of young Alex Jones?
.....a moment of silence.........
the worst ones are dyed redheads
I saved this image 3 years ago, and I still check it every once in a while.
As time goes on, I agree with more and more of it.
Drawn eyebrows.
Always the sign of a low-class slut.
you're fucking disgusting
has penis or vagina
This desu
pretty much this, although I'll make some exceptions of tattoos if theyre small enough or dont scream bad life choices to me.
finally someone who thinks this
Nuclear Engineering, most females in my class are foreign and the ones who aren't are really nice people but aren't the most attractive desu. And they seem to like me :) but that's probably because i tutor so many people haha :P
That is the sign of a feminist.
>#20
>relying on the council of their mom
EVERY FUCKING RELATIONSHIP IVE BEEN IN
FUCKING SHIT THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING DEALBREAKER THERE IS
FUCK
like i said: the reasons why i'm single
a lot of them are... it's seems to me that's is especially hard to find one with no tattoos...
i thought i had my perfect match (ignoring her diploma in german literature) she was smoking hot, liked rock music, was super interested in science and went shopping only once a season.
then she went to FUCKING MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY for a semester and came back a hardcore social justice warrior and it all went to shit from there. left her 6 months after her return.
i've been bitter ever since
2, 4, 12, 14, 17, 23, 25 and 26 are all wrong.
You can control these woman pretty esily
Describes my ex. Still would smash tho. Looks like a small fitted version of this
Divorced mother.
Dyed hair.
Tattoo.
Piercing.
Fat.
Black or mixed.
Only male friends.
Wants to be edgy.
Not a christian.
Smoker.
Drug user.
>Interested in spending time with me
Fucking freaks man, never again
>not swedish
It sounds like you're pretty smart so you may have to lower your standards a bit. Don't you also believe that a bitch more intelligent than you might get on your nerves. Goodluck though, not that you need it brah
what the hell is wrong with redheads?
Piercing
Dyed hair
>colored hair
>too much hand jewelry
>jumping up and down like a kid when excited
>very few (only 1 or 2) female friends
>use of childish words like 'magical' 'ideal' 'fairies' 'i love you'
>no father
>facial hair (upper lip/sideburns/ankles usually denotes hormonal imbalance)
>too many male friends especially 10 years or older
>losing mobile phone all the time
>letting people gift expensive stuff
>anal sex preference usually is a sure sign she was molested as a child
>talking on phone to her mom while giving you a BJ/HJ
>casually joking about getting new lovers
>general lying etc...
t.a naive fag
Almost all of the reasons listed so far, but mainly:
>Visible makeup mainly eyebrows and eyeliner enhancing
>Slut clothes like pic related
>Conversating without any humour or taking things too seriously
...
For fucking sure.
The last crazy cunt I was with had 24/27 on that list. She ended up unwillingly being sent to:
Saw her a while ago. She thinks she is allergic to water, and is engaged to an old friend of mine.
I'm scared for his well being.
Horse obsessed girls is a big red flag.
Yoga pants in public
>short hair, as in pixie cut short
>obese
>blue/pink/rainbow/etc hair
>problem glasses
>"army" boots
>tattoos
>wrists covered in either scars from cutting or >hippie armbands
All of the above are visual signs that do not require you to do anything more than glance at her to recognise the potential danger in these beings, no social interaction, no questions, just a glance.
A rule of thumb is more than 2 of these means abandon fucking ship.
Stay safe, and good luck.
a minimal, yet effective litmus
>ENFP
>the post
I find this list useful. My friend's psycho ex hit 40/100, mine hit 20.
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>leftist
>unintelligent
>fake laughter 24/7
>soflo tier memer
>annoying voice (probably most difficult when every word out of her mouth makes you mad)
The Thousand-Yard Stare from taking Miles of Dick.
She has a son.
Radical Feminism, unless its natural
>Drawn on eyebrows (Unless its natural)
not having a penis
>i'm a free spirit
>well behaved women rarely make history
>i love to travel
>vapid disgusting roatie nigger whores
FUCKING BURN THEM ALL
WHAT THE FUCK SOPHIA WHY DID YOU DO THIS???
(Unless it's natural)
Thanks for the kind words bro! I don't consider myself intelligent haha there is so much more to learn and experience for that matter.
I feel like a healthy romantic rivalry in the academic and career pursuit would be amazing. such a relationship would practically empower each other to push our set boundaries/limits and rise above them. nonetheless, I'm sure I would develop some masculinity issues if she intellectually blows me out of the water ahaha
And good luck to you too , my friend :)
Yeah, literally all this. Also, those fucking clown shoes
And when they look more attractive in social media than irl.
i still call it a memory stick wtf
Sweden gets it. I also would add "Bisexual". A girl who self-identifies as a bisexual is the biggest red flag.
>remove male friends
How do you feel being a cuck?
A dick (unless it's natural)
speak for yourself
little and inexpensive makeup is much worse.
Bright blue or purple hair.
Unless it's natural, of course.
What do I do if the pixie cut is my fetish?
>been calling it a flash drive for damn near a decade now
feels good desu
however,
Careful, you are playing pic related.
I am an INTP, i think, and i always hook up with fucking ENFPs or such .... why? JUST......
Kek. This.
Either improve your shit taste, or improve your reading comprehension.
>A rule of thumb is more than 2 of these means abandon fucking ship.
anime
No really, if she's college aged and into anime well, ABORT