I don't think you understand the point of their Nerd Crew videos OR the meaning of the word hypocrite.
Adam Jackson
Do you fully comprehend the levels of sarcasm Red Letter Media go to?
Mason Butler
It was clear that theyre hacks when they bashed Rogue One for exactly same things they praised TFA for (Muh AT-ATS)
Anthony Jackson
>"THEY DIDN'T HATE A MOVIE BECAUSE IT WAS MADE BY MARVEL REEEEE!" What did faggot OP mean by this?
Benjamin Thompson
I watch them because I think the shows are fun, not because I agree with their opinions or how they justify their opinions. I kind of grew out of "film criticism" a long time ago tbf
Logan Davis
Is this a meme now? Or are there really people on Sup Forums too stupid to understand the differences between the two movies?
Cooper Gomez
>it's another faggot gets triggered by an opinion thread
Isaac Rogers
How can you be this stupid?
Julian Hernandez
Mike always goes on about how knowledgeable he is about screenwriting and story structure yet he said NOTHING about what a half-baked mess GotG2 was in terms of writing. Total fucking hack.
Ian Peterson
>I loved TFA because it had Tie Fighters and Falcon (even though it is set years after OT) >I hated R1 because it had AT ATs and it was nostalgia pandering (even though it is literally set during the era in which vehicles used by empire were established in previous movies) Yeah, it me whobis stupid here
Cameron Bell
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Carson Flores
i miss when they reviewed things that werent capeshit :/
John Robinson
When will you faggots stop being so utterly ass blasted when you're opinions aren't validated?
Joshua Peterson
>>I loved TFA because it had Tie Fighters and Falcon (even though it is set years after OT) They literally never said this is why they liked it. In fact, they said the fan service was the weakest aspect of the movie.
>>I hated R1 because it had AT ATs and it was nostalgia pandering Look past the opening sketch. Their real problems with the movie go far beyond fan service.
You're willfully being a retard in order to complain.
Carter Brooks
>NOOO STOP CRITICIZING THINGS gb2leddithugbox
Wyatt Garcia
You mean like Life, La La Land, The Bye Bye Man and Get Out, which have all been reviewed this year? They reviewed 21 movies last year (not counting the 2016 catch up episode) and only 5 or 6 of those were capeshit.
Logan Fisher
Look, just ignore it. these threads are started by autistic Rogue One fanatics. You will never, ever be able to counter their irrational hatred and jealousy of RLM.
Adam Reyes
It's just fucking weird and kind of creepy how many of these threads are being started daily now. It seems to be getting worse and worse. These pathetic faggots are obsessed.
Jonathan Cox
5-6 was 100% of cbms movies released last year
Dominic Reed
I also miss the time of a week ago.
Logan Cook
This. It's irritating yet at the same time kind of thrilling that RLM's Rogue One videos are STILL causing this much rectal rage amongst those on the autistic spectrum.
Hudson Richardson
>DUDE I HATE HOLLYWOOD, IT'S FULL OF SHITTY SEQUELS, REMAKES AND CORPORATE DISNEY MOVIES >OH BTW WE LOVE 99% OF THEM LOL!
Austin Cruz
jokes on you they're being retarded on purpose -_-
Jaxson Robinson
>WE LOVE 99% OF THEM They don't though. You realize there's a whole spectrum of feelings between love and hate, right?
Brayden Peterson
>99% OF THEM But I bet it's that 1% they didn't like that really has your panties in a twist (I'm referring to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story). kys
Angel Taylor
What else are people going to do in Trump's America. The people need a voice, and we will make that voice heard
Matthew Martinez
Is Guardians of the Galaxy even capeshit? It seems more to me like a family friendly scifi adventure movie.
Cooper Sanchez
>It seems more to me like a family friendly scifi adventure movie. it is but don't tell the screeching autists. They need something to complain about because the alternative is going outside and that would just be too much of a shock to their system.
John Barnes
>spectrum Oh oh oh my sex junk
Brody Martin
Fuck off libtard, human emotion is not a spectrum, its just bullshit neo-emotions that these fuckers are trying to shove down our necks. You either love shit or hate it. I love this country, and I guess that makes it clear what you fuckers think of our democracy, that is until you actually have to like in some shithole-istan country
Connor Anderson
Jesus Christ, you faggots can't even keep your autistic bullshit contained to appropriate threads. Fuck off and die.
Carson Brooks
Typical fucking hilary fanboy, or should I say fanperson to not hurt your precious, snowflake feelings? Protecting this countries liberties and its peoples love for the nation isn't something that can be contain to a single board. This isn't your fucking communist shithole. We have freedom of speech here
Zachary Hall
Do we have to endlessly post about this? Can't we just post about how fucking smashable Jay is.
Matthew Long
This is literally Jay
Dylan Myers
>Do we have to endlessly post about this? WE don't have to. But friendless virgins do apparently.
>Can't we just post about how fucking smashable Jay is. Oh nevermind. You are one of those friendless virgins. Continue with your cancer thread, faggot.
Chase Rivera
>"Movies are just meant to be fun!" sarcastic joke in almost every episode >"I like this movie because it was fun!"
At what point did RLM peak and begin its inevitable downfall, Sup Forums?
Colton Rogers
>82560885
It's not Jay. Jay doesn't obsessively count things. He's autistic about torture porn and directors, not numbers. It's Jack or Mike.
Jaxon Diaz
>>"I like this movie because it was fun!" You realize they talked and elaborated about the movie and what they liked about it for 30 minutes right?
Grayson Rogers
>calling a Sup Forums banner reddit You dun goof'd reddit newfag
Dylan Green
Friendly reminder that RLM-posters are all like pic related.
>leftist >loves RLM >says 'kino' >mentally unstable TRANNY >sucks cock for pleasure >posts on twitter 18 hours a day >plays weeb games
James Phillips
i am starting to really dislike RLM desu, can they review some obscure avant garde films I've never heard of instead
Samuel Green
>can they review some obscure avant garde films I've never heard of instead That would definitely bring in the big views!
Carson Wood
I wish.
I got into them because they'd often refer to smaller movies while understanding the shit blockbuster hype is a fad.
Chase Phillips
>I got into them because they'd often refer to smaller movies while understanding the shit blockbuster hype is a fad. So you "got into them" for reasons that never existed?
Jackson Powell
That image applies to all their shitty Nerd Crew videos.
Bentley Rivera
Wow you really missed the point of those Nerd Crew videos huh?
Michael Richardson
>hurr people who enjoy things are shills hurr durr
No I got it just fine and their "point" is asinine garbage. They're just jealous they're not a part of nerd culture so they have to shit on everyone else who is.
Xavier Sanders
The thumbnail looked ok, but enlarging and seeing the face, I am not sexually aroused.
Aiden Thomas
>>hurr people who enjoy things are shills hurr durr Thanks for clarifying that you didn't understand the point of the videos.
>They're just jealous they're not a part of nerd culture Yes I'm sure they're very jealous of youtube channels that get 1/10th the views and ad revenue that RLM gets lol
Noah Parker
>>hurr people who enjoy things are shills hurr durr No, people who PRETEND to enjoy things for views and money from studios are shills. That is literally what a shill is.
Christian Garcia
Wow you're way off, Chris Stuckman
Jacob Brooks
The prequels are fucking good.
I've seen every Brakhage, do not accuse me of plebdom.
Levi White
Holy fuck. Can you go back to fucking /po/ with your buzzword shit. Jesus christ.
This is the most cringe post i've ever read.
Ryder Long
You can enjoy a movie and criticize the culture behind it. I can appreciate a movie by Polanski and still acknowledge that he's a criminal who should be brought to justice.
Charles Powell
Don't bother bringing reason and intelligence to an RLM thread on Sup Forums. It's a waste of your time.
Leo Scott
>most cringe
Isaac Barnes
How can anybody dislike Blade Runner and like Marvel capeshit and then call themselves film """"""""""critics"""""""""?
Nicholas Wood
Obama lost, get over it
Brandon Robinson
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Jayden Green
Edit out the boring action, and it was fairly decent.
Noah Scott
It's simple.
Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.
Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.
Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.
This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.
It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).
The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.
>DUDE IMMA BE A Sup Forums CELEB XD You're trying too hard
Anthony Edwards
Mike's love for Jurassic World always baffled
Jason Myers
>Make fun of youtubers trying to pander to nerds and selling them a bunch of literal garbage with logos on it >enjoy a movie because it was fun 'the fuck is wrong with these hack frauds???!!!
Isaiah Taylor
It's one of those cases of "it's okay if I do it but I am going to make fun of other people that do the same"
Also buy our merchandise while we shit on companies selling merchandise and toys
Aiden White
>people legit surprised that Mike liked a movie because it's fun and Jay liked it because it's James Gunn
Wyatt Parker
Hey what are you guys doin in here? Talking about movies??
Mason Adams
It will become more obviously capeshit next year when Avengers 3 part 1 debuts with them in it.
Connor Davis
Nobody is really surprised, but Sup Forums just can't stand not ironically bitching about guys they secretly wish they were friends with and are bitter because they're not.
Cooper Cook
Sounds like a lot of you guys really don't like Red Letter Media. Why do you make ten threads a day about them?
Jackson Parker
Does anybody have a copy of the deleted Pre Rec from a couple years ago where they talk about Mike sobbing in the parking lot after they saw "The Fault in Our Stars?"
Jaxon Harris
Stop trying to make this a thing, you fucking retard.
Cameron Fisher
devastating and irrefutable
Jacob Cooper
>RLM are Disney shi-
Dylan Williams
I'm fairly certain they always contradict what they expect to be the opinion of the public contrarions. So as to piss them off more/make more jokes
Cooper Wright
they're hacks BRING BACK JESSI BRING BACK JESSI >BRING BACK INTEGRESSI senpai
Robert Morris
Not really. It's in line with his opinion on Titanic and Star Trek 2009. It's repetitive slop made to appeal to as many people as possible, but still competently made and enjoyable because Mike is also a person.
Xavier Fisher
>"HAHA I LOVE THESE GUYS" >They have a different opinion than you about a movie or get too popular >"UUUGH THESE GUYS SUCK. REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT!!!!111"
Everytime.
Andrew Butler
IM DYING LAUREN
Christopher Martinez
>shot on adam Sandler's style of humor >Literally do the exact same style of humor
This is the one that annoys me most. Show me a classic RLM funny bit and explain how it isn't the exact same shit as adam sandler.
Most of the "jokes" they do are Mike saying something with a funny face or with a funny voice
"ENDLESS TRAAAASH"
Hahahahaha!
Elijah Turner
Right now it's boiled down to "they shit on DC but like Marvel movies? fucking shills!" and "they liked TFA and disliked Rogue One? fucking hypocrites!"
Hudson Harris
>BRING BACK JESSI >not wanting more Gillian
Lucas Jones
RedLetterMedia fans, everyone.
>let me make this excuse for liking a well made movie because I suffer from an inferiority complex since I always feel the need to differentiate myself from the herd
This narrative is more cancerous than the one we established before.
You're making him look worse. Well, they are self-proclaimed "hack frauds" after all.
Alexander Collins
If you honestly can't understand the difference, no amount of explanation is going to help you.
Jaxson Mitchell
I can't even wrap my head around getting so enraged that two Midwest schlubs liked a movie that I didn't like. You fuckers are creepy and sad.
Grayson Myers
Please explain why Plinkett having explosive diarrhoea is hilarious but Adam Sandler shitting in a cubical is not funny.
Oh wait you can't. You're a hypocritical pretentious snobby pleb
Jack Rivera
Except he's doing the exact opposite of that. If he wanted to feed his ego he'd just lie say the movies are shit and poorly made.
Jordan Turner
He knows he'd be labeled a mindless contrarian if he did so. He pushes the boundaries just enough that he doesn't lose his credibility.
Luke Butler
BASED
Ian Parker
Hey faggot. don't mess with RLM they're our only friends here. Sometimes i play them in the background to feel like i got company.
Kayden Myers
You've put way too much thought into this headcanon. Seek professional help.
Wyatt Collins
I think they legitimately like those movies but they shouldn't make those segments where they make fun of how many Marvel movie sequels is coming out while basically loving each one of them.
Andrew Jones
The only married news team in the tri county area
Carter Edwards
Not all superhero movies are capeshit, and the nerd crew movies made a pretty clear point that they were making fun of all the real sellouts.
The point they were making, you boot licking plebeian, is that when you make a coherent movie with its own unique characters, setting, and style you can create a great movie.
Meanwhile when you make a movie by committee, like the Avengers movies and whatever BvS is, you get a piece of shit movie with a blue space laser.
Owen Allen
>someone make my argument for me while I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gavin Perez
There's no hypocrisy in mocking what those hosted advertisements do, and then give a good review to a good movie. You want to find hypocrisy because they (deservedly) shat on your favorite flavor of capeshit, and much like a child defending his videogame console, you hate people who disagree with you. The problem is all with you, my man. Try to get your shit together.
Noah Gonzalez
They bashed Rogue One because of the lack of character development, mostly. And it really did kill that movie, you can't be serious.