So what did you guys think of Civil War Aunt May?

So what did you guys think of Civil War Aunt May?

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I would like to have sex with her, if you catch my meaning

GMILF. That or Tomei is set in the role for the rest if her career and we get to see her age as the character.

Since Spiderman is a toddler, it makes sense she's so young

im fine with it.

i mean, does aunt may really need to be THAT old? not all aunts look like grandmas.

Weird as hell. Who would have thought Tony Stark/Aunt May would be a canon ship in any continuity?

The more waifus the merrier.

I think it was best summed up as "aunt bae"

I don't get why people have such an issue with her not being a granny. When I was a teenager my aunt was 40ish. Tomei is 51.

It's actually less weird than his aunt looking like a grandma.

Indifference, the only good thing about it was that it led to surrogate dad stuff with Tony.

Personally, I'm fine with her age, but I want that Ultimate May short silver hair. Right now, she just isn't recognisable as Aunt May.

I think people are far too used to Aunt May being literally a grandma.
Because I just keep hearing the same shit with my friends:
"Gee, don't you think Aunt May looks too young? She's too sexy."
And variations of that.
Same goes for Holland's Peter.
I'm sure they'll come around some day.
Hopefully.

How many Tony/May fanfics will this spawn?

I think I literally watched the wrestler just because she played a stripper and she still looks really good iwthout clothes on

They should have dyed parts of her grey to show her ageing. Best of both worlds.

Don't really mind but is there a reason why Aunt May keeps getting younger?
Other than the obvious.

Because Peter Parker keeps getting younger.

Peter is 15 in the MCU, so it would make sense for someone his age to have an aunt that is not 80 something.

Dead on balls accurate.

Makes sense.

Although Peter was round the same age in his first appearance right? And we had old May then.

Times were different I guess. Maybe people who were 50 looked way older.

>Same goes for Holland's Peter.
I've never heard anyone complain that he's too sexy at his age.

You mean not dyed her hair so much, surely.

They dated back in the 90's, probably a sex tape out there somewhere

>They dated back in the 90's

What?

You mean RDJ and Marisa Tomei?

Well it works either way.

>yfw Tony is Peter's baby daddy

Not really.
Elaborate

Yeah that's what I meant, it was brief but it happened

youtube.com/watch?v=q45IXuc8Zt0 Here is the proof

>I hope you got a few good licks in

Since when does Aunt May actively encourage Peter to fight back?

You're now reminded that Peter Parker and Tony Stark slept together.

I forgot that people naturally grey, because so many women dye their hair at the first sign of greying.

You know what I thought was weird? Tony making a big deal about May being hot and her saying "well aunts come in a lot of shapes and sizes" I get that it was supposed to be a joke because May is the crypt keeper in the comics but it was pretty dumb.
MOST aunts don't look like grandmas.

Anyways, I liked her.

I thought the scene where Aunt May gave Whiplash a lapdance was pretty fucked up. Isn't this movie meant to be for kids? And isn't Whiplash supposed to be dead, anyway?

Of course they did, I saw Tropic Thunder.

>Usually jack off to Aunt/Nephew porn or fapfiction
>mfw every Aunt May scene

>that pic

I legit thought that was Nicolas Cage in heavy make-up at first.

me too desu

Because since all the time Spider-Man has been around, you can count on a single hand the number of continuities where she is young while Pete is active.

Hell I can think of more stories/timelines where Ben is alive than her being young and bangable.

I'm excited for Tony to fuck her in Spider-Man: Homecoming

I hope Peter gets home from beating the villain and he's just taking her from behind on the couch, that would be hot

christ user, language

Why are people upset about the change of making her not look like she's someone's Great Grandma than Aunt.

Imagine

Joe Pesci as Ben Parker
Jason Alexander as Doctor Octopus

it makes sense but I still miss homely grandmother Aunt May.

Yeah, she's always looked ancient.

She doesn't make good cookies.

>Gee, Aunt May, why do you look like you're 90 when you're 43?
>Great Depression, wartime rations, polio, take your pick, Peter.

She was too young. Amazing Spider-Man got it right: Not a granny, but not a fucking model

>that horrific young tony at the start of civil war.

The standards for models has fallen off, apparently. Though I guess these things happen with Tumblr running the universe

I was so shocked. I had no idea who that was supposed to be.

How old is MCU aunt May supposed to be? 35? Maybe 35 is the new 50.

Sex years old.

Marisa Tomei is like the same age as RDJ

Here's the real problem: so Peter's had his power for

Does this mean Trouble is canon in MCU?

Parker a Highschool student, somehow had a geriatric "Aunt".

I prefer, milf-may

Because they were weaned on 616 May's dessicated teat.

Here's my question.

Why IS the classic Aunt May depicted as a woman in her 70's? Wouldn't it make more sense to make her Peter's grandmother?

Probably Peter's grandma'sq sister in law

It's even funnier when you realize RDJ and Tomei dated back in the 90's...

She's 51 irl.

Is that the same chick who is playing psylocke on the new xmen movie?

what about the one time she was peter's mom

Slightly upset, I was hoping they'd do the plot they did in the comics where she gets really sick and needs medical attention, which causes Peter to have to get a job to pay her medical bills all while juggling being a hero and a student.

>Ultimate Spider-Man toon

Fuck out of here with that shit. At least post the correct version you faggot.

Well you have to keep in mind that she was created in the 60s, when the life expectancy was 50 years old. This being the case, I assume Aunt May is suppose to be ten years or so older than her sister.

Who's playing Mary Jane?

All I feel is the urge to brutalize mine on wang upon the fleshlight I have in the crawlspace of my bedroom.

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Aunt May is Aunt May, faggot

I busted 6 nut in my pants when she appeared on screen.

I wouldn't be able to contain my boner during this movie desu.

>Anything Ultimate toon being anything like it's source material.

I refuse to watch anything past season 1, that was legitimately all I was able to take of that show.

I want to BONE her

Goddamn.
Everyone in the first five rows in front of me would get a white shower of baby making love juice.

Costanza/10

Well you have to keep in mind that she was created in the 60s, when the life expectancy was 50 years old.
This is one of the more stupid things I heard today

That's not Mary Jane but thanks for sharing anyway

I can dream

Dream about the universe where she didn't ruin her boobs.

Peter was a college student in his first appearance I think. Comics code wouldnt allow for younger heros due to depictions if violence.

But I could be wrong

I do. Every time I watch reruns of Modern Family.

This is more like the Ultimate version of Aunt May. She threatened to tear off J.J. Jameson's Hitler stache one time.

Yeah, U Aunt May was always a QT, which makes sense because she and Ben are supposed to be the contemporaries of Peter's parents, not his grand parents.

damn I miss ultimate peter

AUNTS

I just kept thinking about Weird Science.

...

Hey, user, Ben's dead, but she isn't. Also, she has Peter to think about, and being a single mom (Basically) is tough. If she can land Tony Stark, she and her nephew are set for life.

Also, you know, he's not bad looking, and is charming in-universe.

>Peter was a college student in his first appearance I think. Comics code wouldnt allow for younger heros due to depictions if violence.

>But I could be wrong.

You are. He's like 15-16 in his first appearance and definitely in High School.

How young will her next incarnation be? In her 30s? 20s?

I'll see you a lapdancing Aunt May and raise you a Scarlet Witch incest make-out with Quickslav.

Can't wait for the /ss/.

Peter is not related to Aunt May, right? Uncle Ben was the one who was related by blood to his parents?

You know what that means? /ss/ when?

The next version of Spider Man will be set in West Virginia, Aunt May will be about 17.

She was hot.

I also thought Tom Holland was really cute.

But user, twincest is my fetish

>making out with Quicksilver
>Not letting Thanos cummed inside of her while some asians watch

Has Marvel ever explained why the fuck 616 May is so fucking ancient when she's just his aunt? Were May and Ben originally supposed to be Pete's grandparents or something? Tomei is at a way more reasonable age for a the aunt of a 15 year old than fucking Ric Flair Aunt May from the comics.