Can we just talk about some of the amazing quotes in Civil War?

"Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose!?"

Q U E E N S

I grinned like a maniac when that came up.

Scott "Old man Pym said never trust a Stark."

Tony "...who are you again?"

Scott "Oh come on!"

>I've always believed two men can get more done in a room than 100
>Unless you need to move a piano

Literally anything Black Panther said was awesome.

>How long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
>Vengeance has consumed you. It is consuming them. I will not let it consume me.
>The living are not done with you yet.

Scott "Captain America! I uhh...I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome. Captain America! (looks at Wanda) Hey, I know you too. You're great!"

"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"
"Not to my face, why? Did you hear something?"

Bucky "You couldn't have done that a bit earlier?"

Sam "....I hate you."

I don't remember the exact phrasing but I loved him hamming it up when he hands Cap his shield at the airport.

HAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY LOL XD

BAHAHAH LOL BAKA

>I believe this belongs to you, Captain America!

Word up.
Apparently Coogler wrote some of his lines, making me even more hyped for his movie.

>In my country the mantle of Black Panther is passed from great warrior to warrior, and now thanks to your friend I also carry the name of King. So now I ask you as both a warrior and King: how long do you think you can keep him from me?

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That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!

Spidey going full Spakker Dave-tier fanboy was pretty great.

>How does it feel to put all that effort into your plan, only to see it fail?
>Did it?

I don't know why, but that part gave me chills. The fact that a normal guy managed to do what Loki and Ultron couldn't is unnerving.

Thinks for thanking of me.

>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Nigga bought me as permanent spidey from that line onward.

So... you like cats?

Hawkeye was so much better in this.

>I retire for five minutes and it all goes to shit.

>I knew I should have stretched.

>I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
>Well, first time for everything.
>Made you look.

>Are we still friends?
>Depends on how hard you hit me.

>We haven't met yet. I'm Clint.
>I don't care.

>That chewing out Tony in the Raft.
>Better watch your back around this guy! He might break it!

Come on guys, this is pretty transparent shilling.

>is this Tony Stank?

"Do you even remember them?"
"I remember all of them."

Please stop bullying Vision. He did nothing wrong.

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>This guy Steve was there.
>Do I know him?
>No, he's from Brooklyn.
>And this other guy, he was HUGE.

Was anyone else surprised to hear the River of Truth quote? Was kinda weird not hearing it from Cap, but I really liked that it was included.

>CAD

Come on, man.

I like the way he talked to Tony in prison.
> For criminals Tony
> The law law law..

I thought it was a water truck

t. ants

>You got a lit of heart kid, where you from?
>Q-Queens!
>heh, Brooklyn. See you around kid
Fucking loved that so much

They've fully embraced his role as the "most useless one", so even the character's aware of it and making the most of it.

But it's brought out a bit of Clint's boastrous side more so I'm for it.

The whole Ant-Man becoming Giant-Man bit was keks from every angle

>HOLY SHIT!
>Tiny dude is big now -- he's big now!
>OHOHOHOHOHO
>Give me back my Rhodey!

I had a feeling they were going to sneak it into the movie somehow because its such an iconic Captain America quote.

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All of this, Barton was amazing. Also pretty much everything spidey. I like how they acknowledged aunt may being hot too.

Zemo was fantastic. I was expecting purple balaclava eventually or something, but he was just a normal guy tearing apart the most powerful people on the planet. Top tier villain writing.

Also, Vision. "Well the door was open, so i assumed..."

And "I thought it was a water truck!"

>Clint retires
>goes back to wife and kids
>everybody is happy
>suddenly shit goes to hell, has to go back to help friends
>arrested, put in holyfuck underwater prison
>broken out by Cap, now a global outlaw
>can't go back to family anymore
:(

That was fucking kek.

"Hey you guys ever see that old movie...the Empire Strikes Back?"

"Jesus Tony how old is this kid?!"

>be a ruski
>heard that Holland's voice is kinda too childish so hoped that the Russian dub might at least be decent
>mfw he sounds like a 11 year old

but all Russians sound either 11 years old or like an 80 year old smoker

That is one of the most cancerous images I've seen in a while

How much they lampshaded Hot May was great.

"You and your..weirdly hot auntie."

>dub
Kill yourself.

I don't remember the exact line, but when Falcon says something like, "Is this your first fight? You know there isn't usually this much talking, right?"
"... Sorry"

Or it could also be a "fans of this, let us talk about moments we liked in a film you liked" thread. Don't go out of your way to try to see rottenness and insincerity behind every corner.

Only Avengers members and Nick Fury know about Clint's family and safehouse. None of them are going to tell.

(slow clapping) "The futurist is here gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not."

you can only see Rudd's eyes but you can still get the expression on his face when he first grabs War Machine.

Stop playing Dota and watching YouTube videos of drunk Russian drivers

Less a line and more an unspoken one. That little moment with Bucky and Sam sitting in the car and just smiling at cap. Cos it was just this genuine 'friend happy for their friend' moment in the midst of all this pathos.

>Are those wings carbon fibre?
>Is this stuff coming out of you?
>If they are, that would explain the flexibility-rigidity ratio which, I've gotta say, that's awesome.
>I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
>Alright, sorry, my bad...

"You have a metal arm!? That's awesome dude!"

Falcon calling Ant-Man tic-tac is hilarious

It's not like I enjoy it, man. If only there was a cinema in my city that shows un-dubbed foreign movies.

That's true, but he never had to look over his shoulder before.

>be hawkeye fan
>mfw after two films of him being written like shit, he finally gets written like his comic book self in Civil War

Based Russos

I love how Sam got on his case for talking too much, such a classic Spidey moment.

It'd be a lot to type and remember, I'd probably have to look it up and see if its been posted anywhere but that long exchange between Steve and Tony when he almost gets him to sign the Accord was really intense.

On that note, who is Peter actually related to? Aunt May or Uncle Ben?

Yeah that was good.

Yeah, the Russos did a good job of portraying the fact that, even in a universe of plentiful quips, Spidey is still excessively quippy to an annoying degree.

>Tony telling him to shut up after he takes Cap's shield.
>Falcon telling him to shut up during their fight.
>Rhodey getting annoyed by his Empire Strikes Back reference.

One of my favourite aspects of Spidey's interaction with other heroes is them all thinking he's an annoying dweeb.

Ben.
>he hasn't read Trouble

Uncle Ben is his dad's brother.

...Inb4 Trouble. God help us all.

Well, one was a robot and the other was a queer, so that's not much of a surpise

Ben, since you know Aunt May Parker.

>he finally gets written like his comic book self in Civil War

So still shit

>Unironically posting CAD

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So, like, he could totally give May a good foot rub...

Ben. Richard was his younger brother. May's maiden name is Reilly

That's how it should be too, early Spidey annoyed fucking everyone that he teamed up with, it wasn't until he later calmed down a bit and became an avenger that his team mates stopped getting annoyed. Based Russos

I can't remember where I heard this, but I feel like in some continuity he was technically the blood nephew of both. The siblings of Peter's parents got together.

>"Can you move your seat up?"
>"No."

>You couldn't have done that earlier?
>...I hate you.

Sam treating Bucky's "single child doesn't like the new baby" relationship was great.

"So you're the Spiderling...crime fighting spider...spider-boy..?"

"Spider-Man"

"Not in that onesie you're not."

"It's not a onesie!"

This was a missed opportunity to show Steve moving a piano by himself.

Sam "Bird costume!?"
Sharon "I didn't write it."

Would it not be more like Steve to ask Tony for help to move his Piano even though he knows he can do it by himself?

That entire thing with these three, gigantic buff men trying to fit into this tiny volkswagon was pretty good.

"God, everyone's got a gimmick now!"

>OHOHOHO

I loved that reaction. Perfectly sums up what it would be like to suddenly be able to play with other heroes like they were toys.

And the smirks on Sam and Buck's face after Steve got smoochy.

I loved the approving nods that Cap got from Bucky and Sam after kissing Sharon in front of them.

>So you like cats.
Says bird costume.

>Company wars edit of a scene from BvS
>Unironic

Yes.
It's not ironic.
It's making that case wholeheartedly.

You stupid fucking cunt.

CAD might be, doesn't mean the poster has to.
Or are you implying that this joker was 100% serious too?
How long have you been on the internet?

Holy shit Chris Evans was bigger than the fucking car when he got out.

DEEPEST

The back and forth between Ant-Man and Tony when he shrinks down and is in the Iron Man suit is awesome.

Birds and cats. Natural enemies.

Truly the deepest of lores.

>liking something is shilling

Scott "You're gonna need to take this thing to the shop!"
Tony "Who keeps talking!?"
Scott "It's me, your conscience. We haven't spoken in a while."

Now as you mentioned it... Its amazing :O

>tfw you live in the middle of fucking nowhere and cant go see the movie
Maybe it wont take months to be on the internet this time.

H-ha ha ha! I t-told you fucking DC DRONES civil war would be the BEST, it's j-just as BvS! Who needs philosophical t-themes when you got QUIPS!

S-STOP LAUGHING YOU FUCKING DC DROOOONES

>lol this is a serious fight!
>quips
>quips
>and more quips

Jesus Chrsit

I had lot of fun. Plus that fucking fight choreography fuck.