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Invited: America + best friends
>America
>Poland
>Israel
>Australia + NZ
>Japan
>Korea

Not invited
>everyone else

what an ungrateful pile of feces.

>israel
>best friends
if you are into stockholm syndrome maybe

Wtf m8

gib NATURAL blonde big titied american qt pls

ugh you don't even go here, you fucking absolute losers! leave this thread now or me and my friends will be forced to shove you guys in lockers.

Thank you friend

i thought we were friends

>agreed to house americans in case yellowstone blows up
>not invited

wow how ungrateful

all of the new world is welcome op is a retard

please!

Leave this country.

hey, France shoo, this is best friends only

yeah buh-bye, leave now! thank the amerigoblin posters! don't let the door hit your skinny french ass on the way out, nerd!

Comfy thread, haven't felt this warmth since Bob Saget used to host AFHV

without France you will never existed.
can't believe you are still buttblasted for the "NO" to Iraq War.

Why would you even want to discuss with Ameridumbs mongrels

Hola amigos :)

>without France you will never existed
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh real shit?

because their naive admiration for us and ours 1920's cliché is cute.

i think chile belongs too

They despise us and it's a mutual feeling
You've been fooled

I'm glad one french person can see how benign this is. Usually you guys get all up in arms about it.

We can't be friends with our inferiors

we like you more than our greatest ally actually

Dumbass

LIES

We are friends with lots and lots of nations all over the world

But this is for BEST friends
now shoo, we have friend things to talk about

A...am i invited? We are (((strategic partners))) after all!

Outdated, France is much higher now

Not your mate, mate.

yo my history teacher said sum cray shit like we wuz minute mens n shit n like we like practiced our right to like bear dem gats on the english n shit righ

Allowed: Any country on this with at least 50% favorability of the US.

Will be shot on site: Everyone else

>poland
>hungary
>italy
>UK
>Vietnam
>Philippines
>South Korea
>Japan
>Israel
>Nigeria
>Ghana
>Tanzania
>Senegal
>Kenya
>South Africa
>Columbia
>Peru
>Brazil

Is this just a list of people we give money to?

Is this a sleepover where we can talk about our feelings?

proud of my country

I want a qt Polish gf, how can i get one

Aren't there UK and Germany and France?

America a nice!

you gotta be black to to get a polack!

Why :'(

tell me how you are feeling right now

You just did. We're going out now.

Gib fake mail and send contacts ^)

Haha I'm not invited but I came anyway!

look who showed up to the party uninvited

>Inviting chick commie-loving Australians

...

I was feeling a bit lonely, but now that I am here all is right with the world. Thanks for the invitation, I've never been to a party before.

100% authentic, quality email that everyone is welcome to spam: [email protected]

Reported your post to CNN for spreading Russian propaganda on social media.

I just messaged you, Kurwa!

hi