>27-year-old Christina Nicassio of Plum, Pennsylvania (a suburb of Pittsburgh) stabbed her father, Dr. Anthony Nicassio, to death at his home late Saturday night, with him succumbing to his wounds at 3:30 a.m. Christina, a former real estate agent and girls soccer coach, told officers that she was re-enacting The Mummy Returns during the act, and "thought he had to die," although she couldn't say why. According to the police statement, Christina named The Mummy Returns as the movie that helped her decide to kill her father, saying:
I got played by Hollywood. In a movie, someone who can't love someone else, they stab their father.
>Why did she do it? Because she's crazy just like all women
Carter Stewart
His powers are growing
People are being JUSTed by watching his old movies
Sebastian Morales
The Curse of the JUST
Xavier Hughes
This.
you don't just kill someone after watching a movie. probably has severe untreated mental issues.
Carson Watson
>people are JUSTing their parents after watching his movie
really jogs the nog
Christian Lewis
HEY GUYS LET'S BLAME THIS OBSCURE MOVIE THIS OBVIOUSLY CRAZY WOMAN REFERENCES IN HER DECISION TO KILL HER FATHER
LET'S NOT POINT OUT THAT SHE'S AN INSANE PERSON FROM THE START THAT DECIDED TO KILL HER PARENTS BECAUSE HER FIANCE BROKE UP WITH HER.
AM I AAA TIER JOURNALISM YET?
Joseph Clark
IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP
Hudson Davis
watch as afton uses this to prove the franchise remains relevant and has the alimony extended
Anthony Martin
kek
Connor Collins
JUST U S T
William Morales
FUCK
Kayden Cooper
You're a visionary. You're the only man who's pointed out the flaws in the journalism industry after all this time, the fucking media is saved by you, o wise one.
Andrew Moore
damn...
Daniel Sanchez
JUST
Benjamin Morales
Oh shit
Joseph Smith
...
Logan Moore
>OBSCURE MOVIE KYS Y S
Jeremiah Foster
Plebs can't handle kino.
Anthony Robinson
guys, mental illness is no laughing matter
Chase King
>27 years old >still lives at home >watching The Mummy at 3:00 am
EL JUSTO
Jackson Stewart
what the absolute fuck
>try to help your daughter after someone correctly bails on the psycho bitch >she stabs you to death That dad got JUSTed so fucking hard its incredible