What can we do to help Haiti?

What can we do to help Haiti?

No genocide or nukes pls

The EU should accept all Haitians as refugees.

We should honestly just move the entire population of Haiti to Europe and repopulate Haiti with Africans and try again.

why do you leep making this thtead?

retire the "peace" plan

African Americans get organized in a real project to empower themselves through decolonization, they fund a comitee dominated by Haitians but also including African nations in the Caribean (like Jamaica) as well as in the continent (Nigeria, Ethiopia) as well as experts in finance, environment and development, then raise money to follow through on a plan that focuses on no nonsense viability and raising living standards after negotiating with the government of Haiti and securing support from both the US government and France as co-sponsors.

Haiti becomes a succesful model for development with distinct African features that can be aplied elsewhere, African Americans can rally around this real accomplishment and themselves use some of its elements and expertise to improve their own communities, as they integrate into the American mainstream in the future they do so not as former victims of slavery but as a collective with a real sense of solidarity and responsible for writing its own history. Liberia should also be part of the project as a recipient in the same terms as Haiti.

Bioweapons and toxic dirt cookies

>African Americans get organized
lol epic

sterilize them

Install communism.

ship them by the truckload to progressive nordic countries

Chile is already doing that

OP said no genocide

>African Americans
>organized

Do you realize the absurdity of what your saying?

kys

You're no fun these days Germany

Bring back European authority

Clearly only Europeans could keep shitholes like this functional. How long until even the democraps figure this out?

Put them in French Guiana, the only EU country in the new world.

There is nothing we can do. No natural resources, too many people, country too wrecked and unstable for tourism, uneducated people, not enough arable land for large scale agriculture. About the only advantage is the country's location which could be developed into a shipping port ala Singapore but again, political instability, low rule of law and poor infrastructure. It's a lost cause.

Send millions of dollars from Canadian taxpayers to people that don't even want to help themselves. Oh and accept as many ungrateful Haitian immigrants in Quebec because they "speak" French.

Seriously they are the worst tiwr immigranta Im not even joking. I know quite a few Haitians and they're all shit tier. Algerians are wayyy better.

>It's a lost cause.
Nothing short of extreme alturism will work. Haiti is fucked forever.

Welfare housing in israel true democracy and saints who are pure

It can be fixed. But its unlikely.
Because, as you posted, it has nothing to lean on, if a salvage starts.
So unless the culture unfucks itself, and then the politics unfuck themselves, it will stay a hellzone.

Let us colonize it again and send blacks back to Africa.

No thanks, they will never stay there, they will come here.

Well i think they only need to do the industry shit since it would be cheap to hire them and make them work but who wants to put their money their faith in a country africa tier

Build an indoor ski slope so they get a taste for what Sweden can offer when they can afford coming here on vacation!

haiti is rightful spanish clay, fuck off buccaneer

This desu
Haitians are pretty shit tier.
And i'm someone that's quite open minded about immigrants, at least compared to most on Sup Forums

Haiti is positioned in literally one of the worst places in the world for natural disasters.

Humans should not be living there. How the fuck can you build civilization when a massive earthquake, hurricane, or tsunami fucks your shit up every 5 years?

import haitians to siberia then

The Dominican Republic might help to impose a puppet state in order to politically stabilize the country. This government would be pro foreign investment/free market, and would allow Haitian economy to grow on solid basis.

>No genocide or nukes pls
Meh... boring...

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>with distinct African features

Fun fact is thatnO matter where you are in Haiti you are nearly always in close proximity to the coast.

>So unless the culture unfucks itself, and then the politics unfuck themselves,

You know we (us, America and France) literally disposed an elected leader in Haiti? Or the fact that one of the worst leaders in the world was propped up by the US IN Haiti. Every power is balls deep in Haiti.

Send them to Chile and make it a BLACK country

Nope but EU should help them rebuild since `muricans are doing fuck all while being very close.
Would also be good pr.

Impose a transitional government that would be lead by an international committe.

From there:
-Create a very well paid and trained military force that would ensure the peace and political stability of the country.
-Provide financial support to people with 1 child or no child who get sterilized.
-Abortion should be legal aswell as gay marriage, and other degenarate things that would lower the birth rates and increase the tourism.
-Import whites, arabs, hispanics and asians and give them plenty of benefits to start bussiness and work there, also this serve to make the country more diverse, so the country's avg IQ can increase and the women won't be so ugly.
-Heavy reforestation program
-Build all the basic structures the country lacks(roads, aqueducts, hospitals, etc)
-Those haitians that didn't qualify for the sterilization program, have the choice to go back to their ancestral land in Africa if that is their will.

>Create a very well paid and trained military force that would ensure the peace and political stability of the country.

Who's gonna pay for that? You really can't do shit regardless of a stronger nation wants to do anything to you.

>Provide financial support to people with 1 child or no child who get sterilized.

Haiti's fertility rate is 2.97 vs (DR's 2.45). It's not even big in any way and paying people for 1 child or no children through sterilization won't do shit because the benefit of having 2-4 children outwegh the financial support for going 1 child or getting yourself sterilized (the latter is nearly guaranteed to be a shitty one time payment).

>Abortion should be legal aswell as gay marriage, and other degenarate things that would lower the birth rates and increase the tourism.

You suggest that shit but DR doesn't even do any of what you are suggesting at all. DR should have abortion as well (or anywhere really because people will fin a way).

>Import whites, arabs, hispanics and asians and give them plenty of benefits to start bussiness and work there, also this serve to make the country more diverse, so the country's avg IQ can increase and the women won't be so ugly.

Why would you even bring this up it really makes you look shallower then a kiddy pool. IQ goes up once the standard of education increases, more people have access to it and more people get educated not just bringing in people.

>Heavy reforestation program

Makes sense but Haiti's forest issues aren't as simple to solve as that (nor is it displayed that properly and accurately in media).

>Build all the basic structures the country lacks(roads, aqueducts, hospitals, etc)

That's just standard development stuff.

>-Those haitians that didn't qualify for the sterilization program, have the choice to go back to their ancestral land in Africa if that is their will.

This is pure retardation. You seem to be projecting a lot.

Cause/effect confusion. Haiti is subject to outside forces BECAUSE it is poor and corrupt.

Lmao you haitians are such a butthurt lot, fine i tried to suggest some solutions for your country but if you don't want to take advise is your problem, keep being deluded all you want, just let us out of your problems.

They are in the worst spot possible.

Sounds terrible but I would evacuate everyone, make a world fund to give them some start to go to wherever we send them and declare the entire country a world's natural reserve for 100 years and hope that the soil recovers.