Be Korea

>be Korea
>be vassal of China for hundreds of years
>be colonized by Japan
>your woman are made sex slaves for the Japanese Army
>get occupied by USSR and USA
>northern part becames orwellian hellhole run by a crazy little fat man
>southern part becomes american puppet state who don’t even have control over their own military

Goddamn I feel bad for the Koreans on this board

Most smaller countries spend their history getting fucked and cucked. Only a few do the fucking and cucking.

I don't

>romania
>ottoman vassal for hundred of years
>colonized by soviet union
>occupied by eu
funny isn't it

and then they parasite in major countries like shit
small countries are really cancerous

>E-sports are invented
>Koreans finally garner the respect they deserve among Starcrap and Lego League fanatics

so heartless DDDDDD:

>be Romania
>be Romania

haha,i guess you’re right my country isn’t any better

they even send their shittiest citizens here because they're so incompetent back home.

They do nothing but endlessly shitpost, they're almost as bad as Japs

haha yes, how they allow to be vassals of another country for so many years? yeah...

That's normal koreans

They are ten times more relevant than you, Romania

Why do Japanese think Korean immigrants are so bad? Here they are considered pretty good, educated and make above average money and below average crime.

because your immigration policy filters the shitty ones.

Their country is rich and developed though. How could they have so many stupid backwards emigrants?

Rich and developed =/= Smart Citizens

see
>America

>sex slave
That's our spoils.

just wait until Fat Kimmy’s regime collapses,this is nothing compared to what will happen then

not him but Japan-born Koreans are totally different from Korean Americans

they are almost normal Japs in real life
it's not like the discrimination in your country

rekt

They aren't that bad in real. north korea makes them exaggerated.

Most of korean immigrants are from 1970s and they were africa tier.

>be vassal of China for hundreds of years
I mean, weren't they okay with that according to their Confucian world view?

Korea sends its worst people on the japan boats and Philippine boats as part of a eugenics program

Because Japs are xenophobic assholes. To them, Koreans are in the uncanny valley and repulse them. They look like Japs but are not, therefore not humans. This also explains why Japs treated the Chinese badly. They have a special hatred for the Chinese. In Malaya, they regularly bayonet Chink babies but only mostly beat us Malays with sticks or slaps to the face.

Reminder cloud9 works with us airforce

There's nothing wrong with Esports

how can you tell who is Korean in Japan when they use Japanese names and only speak Japanese?

who actually cares in real life?

>E-"sports"
Kek

t.netouyo in Romania

>be vassal of China for hundreds of years

Looks like you're not familiar with East Asian history. "Vassal" applies to practically all Asian countries that bordered China, not just Korea. That includes Thailand, Vietnam, Burma, etc. Being a "vassal" of China was not the same as in Europe. In Asia it was like a mutual non-aggression pact with China, with yearly tribute to China based on Confucian ideas of seniority. The countries giving tribute in return got trading privileges, military alliances, and "gifts" from China. China didn't have any actual military or domestic political control over the tributary states.

>say gypsy

Tell me about Koreans in the Philippines. I heard they make dozens of Kopinos.

I knew this Korean guy who told me Korea was an older civilisation than China and they were related to Sumerians and invented sushi. I guess the we wuzz memes were true.

>Korea was an older civilisation than China and they were related to Sumerians and invented sushi.
KANGrea!

>Korea was an older civilisation than China
That's true if you believe Gojoseon was founded around 2333 BC. It would predate China's Xia Dynasty by a couple hundred years.

No you didn't. Internet ain't real life, buddy.

Wow this actually makes sense

Koreans are pathetic

They don’t even control their military. Even North Korea is better than them.

Didn't you read about the finno korean hyperwar

Yes he did but I thought he was telling the truth. We were both 13-14 year olds so we were just stupid kids.

>Gojoseon
Don't know what that is

>finno korean hyperwar
That's a meme based on some wewuzzing thing, isn't it?