As I walked leisurely towards the voting booth, I took note of the birds chirping merrily in the trees above me. It was a pleasantly warm morning, in fact I would say it was the warmest we've had this year. I arrived at the polling station, greeted by a smiling old lady who kindly handed me a pen and a ballot paper, I made a quip about Blairites to which the old lady laughed heartily. Once inside the booth, I removed the lid from the pen and guided my hand towards the paper. As I did this, I began sweating. This was hardly surprising considering the nature of the weather. But then I began shaking. Strange, but then again I skipped breakfast this morning so it was probably because of that. Or so I thought. I was then shaking uncontrollably, my vision was blurring. I then felt a growth in my oh how should I put this, mid-section. It grew until a rather noticeable bulge had formed in my trousers. I haven't had one like this years I thought to myself. As I attempted to regain control over my senses, the pen touched the paper and I began drawing a cross, slowly but firmly. I raised the pen and when I had looked to see where I had planted the cross, the bulge in my trousers erupted. A sticky mess now inhabited my underwear. The cross did not reside in the Conservative box, or the UKIP box, or any right wing box for that matter. It was to be found in Labour. At first I thought why? How? But then it became resoundingly clear. My name is Peter Hitchens and I am a Blairite.
Levi Adams
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Gabriel Harris
>I think you need to grow up and accept these well established heritage parties of the UK will never leave. >Tories and The Liberals are here to stay
Jack Cruz
The BBC are saying the local mayor said it was an explosive device
>1 dead
Are they even trying anymore?
Isaac Price
>All these Germany attacks.
Will they soon snap?
Jack Rogers
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Hudson Davis
Is UKIP going to disappear any time soon?
Jonathan Anderson
lol
Luis Cooper
>stronger >safer >better off
Connor Harris
Kek
Christian Turner
Who the fuck is Owen Jones? He seems like a mental faggot in that video.
Michael Barnes
It's immature and childish to want to destroy the 2 party system.
It's like trying to destroy the democrats and republicans.
Independent MPs should be banned, new parties that were formed after 1950 like UKIP should be banned. And no new parties should ever be allowed to be made.
This will eliminate tactical voting and force the populace to choose instead of wasting our time with hung parliaments and coalitions.
Quite frankly. The common man should not be allowed a place in politics. A man like garage shouldent be allowed to go and usurp democracy by making his own party.
Nathan Cruz
Really depends who their new leader is.
Alexander Martinez
Reminder to everyone from the last thread that things managed to go on for ONE post from me without my trip ITT before people started pretending to be me for the sake of keeping the YKTD discussion going
I told you so
Pic related, only it's admittedly worse false-flagging because it doesn't contain images
Henry Miller
Ahh yes let us just keep voting for the parties that are exactly the same and never change anything
Jaxson Evans
>yfw france basically blocked the border to save us from the hell that is mainland europe
thank you france
Caleb Hill
Some lefty who thought he was the voice of the working class but JUSTed himself hard over the EU referendum
Matthew Sanders
You answered your own question lad, he's a cock gobbling muslim apologist faggot who went on sky news and sperged out because the anchors were calling it an islamic attack rather than an attack on lgbt's
Fuckig poz ridden loony
Austin Wilson
do you understand why no one likes you?
Carter Hughes
Shit meant to reply to
Caleb Young
>tfw up at midnight reading autistic arguments on a Mongolian finger painting board >tfw haven't left the house in weeks
where did it all go wrong
Nathaniel Powell
Just leave please
Josiah Sanchez
Ah, yes! A system with a literal back and forth of power!
At that point, why bother with parties to begin with?
Joseph Mitchell
I understand why by this point there always has to be a YKTD boogeyman because there's nothing else going on One user put it best in the last thread, all the OC right now is either being made by me or about me
I go for literally ten minutes and already people are praying for me to come back or continuing the bandwagon for the sake of having something to post by shitting on me
Ian Taylor
>working this hard to get noticed parents should've hugged you more as a kid m8
Austin Nguyen
Yes. And nothing wrong with that. Who are you to protest your own genocide. Just sit down. Be quiet and die.
It would also ensure a labour victory since the scots will be forced to vote labour and not SNP
They have angered me greatly for splitting the leftist vote
Chase Hughes
What a hopeless faggot.
Isaiah Torres
Just ignore him lads, he gets you by sounding as if he's actually engaging in conversation but he really isn't. Think of him as an especially sophisticated bot for hoovering up (you)s and get on with the thread
Jayden Powell
Someone start a petition on change.org to get YKTD's computer taken off him, his mammy wouldn't like his controversial views he is spouting. He is a fucking goostrumnoodle if I ever knew on.
Dominic Gutierrez
Kind of off topic, but what's Sup Forums's opinion on why British women have become more fatter? My parents told me that people never used to be as big as they are now, women especially.
Josiah Moore
Started browsing this mongolian finger paiting board in 2006 whilst in 6th form.
Still here after graduating university, working for 5 years and 1 marriage and 1 divorce later.
Once you are here, you are here forever.
I have to wake up for work in 6 hours but still downing glasses of wine and shitposting lad.
Andrew Green
Birth control pills
Gavin Walker
i can't be sure but it's probably the jews
Anthony Kelly
Actually this.
Messes with their hormones
Ian Taylor
Anyone seen TONUSER lately? He popped in around the referendum so he's not dead but I haven't seen him for a while
Dylan Howard
Alright granddad
Henry Baker
Triggering this Iranian is the most fun I've had all day.
Easton Gray
When in doubt, it's the Jews. Your trips would also indicate that it's true.
Hunter Fisher
Surprisingly, adoption of butter-substitutes has led to a lot of obesity issues
William Rogers
K A R E N U J O
Joseph King
Yeah. I probably will be here forever. Doubt marriage will happen for me.
Adrian Sanders
The one fatality could be the bomber.
That's just embarrassing.
But it could be like Orlando. They were saying ~10 dead initially.
Blake Ramirez
good post desu senpai
Jonathan Reed
I just accidentally ate a moth. Tastes like ear wax.
Anthony Long
It fucks with the hormones involved in mate-selection as well, I've read stuff saying that's why so many women these days seem to just make batshit choices in men- falling in love with scumbags, trashing stable relationships etc. For my part I was all set up to do the traditional wife/kids thing with my ex until she went on the pill, then she just lost interest completely almost overnight like she'd swapped personalities.
>at least I hope it was that and not me
Joseph Barnes
We were doing alright at the end of the last thread, we were having a decent discussion about a possible Labour split and UKIPs electoral performance
Why jump on 1 post and ruin all that right at the start of a thread?
>One poster posts an image which gets a grand total of 2 replies that aren't you >HAHA I WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE THREAD IS ABOUT ME
Come on mate, let's just forget about this and let the thread carry on without it all
Fuck, he really went from 1 to 100 in no time at all
I imagine if it was a snackbar they rushed their plans to try and get on the news to keep the week of happenings going but he fucked up like a spastic
Aaron Allen
>It fucks with the hormones involved in mate-selection as well, I've read stuff saying that's why so many women these days seem to just make batshit choices in men- falling in love with scumbags, trashing stable relationships etc. For my part I was all set up to do the traditional wife/kids thing with my ex until she went on the pill, then she just lost interest completely almost overnight like she'd swapped personalities.
Yeah, this is a real thing. I've also read about this
Isaac Howard
women being women, some of them are fat and don't want to give up on fatty foods but also don't wanna be uggos so they make other women as ugly as them
Nicholas Rodriguez
Can you explain this or provide a source? I'm interested.
Joshua Powell
It's a rare Karen, too.
Liam Phillips
I think someone pushed a button making fun of his jew nose.
Eli Hughes
did someone say rare karen's
Jason Lee
It really knocks your suspension of disbelief that love and companionship etc. have any kind of meaning and it's not just a bunch of frigid chemical reactions. Still, that's life I suppose.
Samuel Turner
>He thinks people do this out of flattery and the supposed need to have a YKTD in the thread
People do it to make fun of you and bully you. You're like the kid that gets bulled - and it's clear to everyone that you're getting bullied - but you insist that you're not getting bullied.
I mean, I've got to admire your tenacity, you're like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail; he keeps getting up after being knocked down so much and says: "keep going, it's only a flesh wound".
Jordan Parker
It was in a nightclub as well people are packed in like sardines in there you can get a high kill score even with very crude explosives, I'd be very surprised if only the bomber has died because he's a retard if that's the case
Lucas Allen
>I've got to admire your tenacity I thought I was a defeatist?
Leo Martinez
Still drunk bong on (((holiday))).
Let's assume I have an interview for a job in Leicester. What's Leicester like?
Oliver Jackson
>love and companionship
What's that?
Sebastian Myers
Tell me your fetish brit/pol/
Tyler Garcia
Pretty much all you need to know
Jayden Scott
bit too asian for my liking
Ryan Young
Fine, turn your trip off for longer, or can you two just fuck already?
Carter Howard
Only been to Leicester for conferences at the Space Centre.
Didn't seem TOO bad, even though there is high levels of enrichment there.
Asher Lopez
>It really knocks your suspension of disbelief that love and companionship etc. have any kind of meaning and it's not just a bunch of frigid chemical reactions. Still, that's life I suppose.
My gf is still madly into me even on the pill, I'm just worried if she ever comes off them it could fuck with our relationship desu
Daniel Allen
liz's
Kayden Nelson
Hollyoaks
Karen
S N U G G L E
Evan Gutierrez
Does that mean Asian qts? I love high caste Desis.
Carson Clark
>In a nightclub
Christ, I reckon you could do more damage in a nightclub with a broken bottle and a flight of stairs to push someone down.
Easton Sanchez
A good way of JUSTing yourself when it inevitably shits the bed, you're not missing out in the long run lad.
Wyatt Murphy
There are places you don't see white people
Julian Richardson
no
Alexander Powell
WE HAVE A SPACE CENTRE?
Chase Gonzalez
You are, but weirdly, at the same time, you're rather persistent.
I mean, what you post is exceptionally defeatist and demoralising, but your posting to demoralise is so persistent. In a way, it's quite fascinating and admirable, persistence is rather a strong British quality; but in another way, it's awfully insulting and propaganda-like - like pro-German leaflets being handed out in Nelson's Column in 1940.
Jason Baker
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Connor Bennett
>@RaheemKassam 2m2 minutes ago I think Brexit happened just in time and I'm leaning towards straight up repeal of 1972 Act. Fuck Article 50, Europe is a war zone.
Raheem's gone full-Sup Forums, lads
Ethan Morgan
Hey Newport, I was born there
Julian Jackson
>turk >loli
It all adds up
Josiah Martinez
Same senpai, '95
Jayden Parker
Never seen it.
Her as LC is horrifying.
Oh. That is actually rather depressing. Are we talking derka derka?
Jaxson Cruz
Having sexual intercourse in the missionary position with Marion Le Pen
Logan Jones
>I'm leaning towards straight up repeal of 1972 Act. Fuck Article 50, Europe is a war zone.
The alt-right Paki moron is right, the only way to secure an EU departure is to repeal the act that brought us into it
Article 50 is going to be one long slow death
Carter Thompson
>all the OC right now is either being made by me or about me
I think the premise of "Anonymous" is lost on you
Xavier Nelson
Well I suppose some people are more susceptible to it than others like any effect of medicine, hopefully she's one of them.
Jacob Morris
Is this in response to anything specific?
I haven't been paying attention
Noah Stewart
Yeah mate, but it's a bit of a letdown.
It is pretty much a conference centre with ex-Soviet space gear that you can look at.
Hopefully with Brexit we can start colonising Mars though.
Ethan Cook
Definitely, it's not like Bradford or Birmingham where all the QT desi's are off limits because they're all muzzies, there's more Sikh's and hindu's than muzzies in Leicester so they're just as likely to fugg you as white girls
Joshua Gonzalez
just ugly pakis m8
Ayden Gray
Oh, ok. I would like to experience love and sex one day though
Henry Barnes
No it means hijab-wearing pakis
Easton Reyes
I've always found it weird that Kiniro Mosaic has more Union Jacks than Japanese flags. I mean, there's hardly a Jap flag in the show (except once, I think). It's almost like the authors want to be British, rather than Nipponese.
Not that I'm complaining.
Carter Gray
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Ayden Wright
>The alt-right You're constant sperging out about the "alt-right" is worse than the alt-right
