Sup Forums jobs part 2

Sup Forums jobs part 2

Indeed.com is a meme edition

Just become an engineer. Everyone's doing it

@ the kraut who I said I was just like

yeah i've been lifting close to a year now. not a huge amount of progress but thats mostly because of my shit eating - I cant summon the willpower to stick to my lifting diet (also eating so much food and more importantly having to cook it all every day is incredibly demoralizing. just thinking about it is, although I suspect you understand what feeling I'm talking about). That being said, working out has definitely given my body a better shape (was chubby, still have vanity fat that I promise to myself I will get rid of finally) and makes me feel good when I see it (as opposed to simply accepting and being apathetic about my body).

My main issue at this point is I have some sort of mental block that doesnt let me look for and apply for jobs. Probably gonna completely block most of the parts of the internet that I spend time on like Sup Forums and my rss feeds and porn so that I force myself to get off my ass.

I tried running on and off for a year and Ive concluded i dont have the willpower yet. Hopefully lifting will be enough for me to reach my physical, and by extension, mental goals.

Not particularly close to my family despite living with them, but I want to change that, although I feel like I might have to get a job and possibly move out first before I can start feeling like a good member of a family (I'm pretty bad at understanding family roles, as I too over analyze shit and just sorta dont know what to do)

What the fuck lol. "Back up Moon landing secretary"

if you're not a NEET you need to get the fuck off this board, normie.

Remember monster.com? Lol. There were never any jobs there

indeed is a decent way to search for and apply for jobs. their recommendations are either shit or exactly down your alley, but thats just due to the keywords in your resume you upload.

tfw fresh eng grad and never had relevant/related internship in EE

Please god, don't let the word "engineer" be tarnished by retarded people having retarded job titles like this

I'm a fast food engineer

I'm fresh out of school as an ME. Had one internship. Job market for ME's is terrible right now.

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It's only a matter of time until cleaners become Mop Engineers, and binmen become Junior Refuse Incineration Engineers.

>muh engineer

join a masonic lodge while you're at it

Triggered

Was a law clerk. Got laid off though - replaced.

did you go for/are you going for your FE? Im a bit ignorant when it comes to the necessity of taking the PE for you guys. I know without the PE, Civils can't do a goddamn thing, and for EEs its basically like being a notary and isnt needed for the majority of jobs

Fresh outta 6th form, 18yo. Want to study for a Bachelor's in Econ, an MBA, and then hopefully work until my mid 30s in an investment bank while investing in businesses on the side to make as much as I can. Then I want to jump ship, hopefully as a millionaire, and become a politician.

>memetic engineer

how do you guys find the ability to go to work every week? I don't get it. Never had a job, it terrifies me and I have no ambition.

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I registered to take the FE soon. PE for ME's is no big deal. It's not totally necessary unless doing consulting work. PE for ME is the easiest. PE for civil is pretty difficult. Older bro took the exam a few times before passing.

in some countries you'd go to jail for calling yourself an engineer like that

Wtf is with all the co2 cartridges in pic?!

Unemployed since October, 2015 here. Really hard to find a job around here that isnt mcdonalds or a car wash.

Indeed is fucking shit, too. Half the listings are misleading as hell. Sometimes you apply for something else entirely that wasnt clear. Ive had a few awkward interviews from this shit.

Im really about to just buy a bag of fake piss to pass a drug test for FedEx. Its shit warehouse work but its 11-12 an hour and it has tuition reimbursement. Only problem is that im 3 years into college and I still havent declared a major. Currently have no money to pay for my next semester starting in less than a month.

Life is suffering

Finishing my MA/teaching assistantship in PoliSci next week. Off to UMich law school in the fall.

Current work is for Canadian dept. of justice, 30 hrs/week

>Job market for ME's is terrible right now.
MANUFACTURING

dentistfagbro checking in

You're not alone user

I've never even had an interview so you're doing better than me

It's already happened in silicon valley

I enjoy the things i can buy with money.

How old are you?

What is this 'dentist' you speak of?

21

Warehouse drone for 12.25/hour

I'll be getting a carpentry apprenticeship soon

Just got hired at Bank of America corporate office. Pretty pumped f a m

I used indeed though

uni students in the UK bloody love doing balloons to get high, this photo basically sums up my first year

>random smattering of jobs represented
>a good number of unemployed

seems fairly representative of real life

im a neet, but id like to become an electrician. Gonna be moving to IL soon and hopefully i can find an apprenticeship, or maybe just go.to a school for that, do they usually haveapprenticeships there?q

Field engineer for a 3rd part prepress service and sales company. Mostly sales and mostly thermal laser units.

Salary.

Working as a paramedic in a large city. It has been interesting and somewhat redpilling.

Security- $48/hour

Does filling out job applications give anyone extreme anxiety? For some reason filling them out is just so mentally exhausting, and I don't know why.

Military Police Officer (as opposed to non-officers such as privates, sargents, etc.).

same

thats why I use indeed

Coconut safety engineer.

Yep. Terrifies me.

"Custodial Engineer" is already a thing

Thanks bong

Be safe brother

Guys I'm stuck
I need to get an internship to complete my engineering degree
But I can't find any jobs
I'm dead
I live in Toronto
Pls help

Technically I can go back to school (its kind of too late) but I want to do a full year internship before doing my last year.

For some reason even looking at the job postings gives me anxiety considering that so many others are also applying for the same jobs as me.


In fact I could have used my school's internship service until july but I didn't because just looking at the job listing made me nervous.

I don't know. My marks were awful for the first two years. I was really depressed. I improved in 3rd year but its not enough.

I'm gonna die.

Part time Stocking Clerk at a Publix. $10 per hr. If I don't get full time I will definitely sign up as an officer in a military branch.

>Have BSc and MSc in Biomed, worked in parasitology research lab, contract ended, couldn't find another job
>tfw 24 year old retail wage cuck
What do fellas? Working this stupid fucking job is turning my brain to mush, I can feel myself getting dumber every day. I've asked around and I'm literally the most educated person that works in the entire shopping centre.

Reunite the BUF, I'll join you.

Not for me.

Waiting afterwards is what usually makes me anxious.

This. Honestly, taking an in person interview's less exhausting then filling out that exact same applications with minor tweaks ever god damn time.

Also I wouldn't know how the hell to act around people if I ever got a job

Wish I could just reset my life/personality

ICU night nurse.
Some nights are slow, some are fucking insane. No two are the same. Keeps me on my toes, keeps me interested. Pretty good job to start, although I'm working on becoming a nurse practitioner specializing in critical care and trauma
Stories if anyone wants. Most include blood or shit or both

Me too

I did well go into a very good school (U of T) for mechanical engineering

But not having a group of friends really fucked me up. I was constantly depressed. Couldn't even bother myself to go the tests and exams.

I'm 22 but I feel like I have had enough of life.

Just talking about makes me nervous.

Special Education Teacher.

I can say with confidence that 1/3rd of this board has Autism.

I think it's even higher than that to be honest

Engineer at many major companies is just someone who works on design work in projects instead of doing administrative, HR, or secretarial work.

I'm a Memetic Concepts and Online Memetic Engagements engineer.

>Back to Tumblr
Why would looking at job postings give you anxiety?

Guys can you wait 1-2 months for your first paycheck were a multi-billion dollar organization we can't afford to pay you in 14 days

Thank you

I just dont know what I want to specialize in... currently still getting my gen eds at college.

Id like to become a photographer or journalist but ive gotten too late of a jump on it I think. Never did any media in high school but really my only marketable skill at this point is my writing, my speaking skills, and dslr camera/editing experience. What programs should I start looking at?

The ICU days in my interships were really fun, I watched a doctor put a scope down a guys lungs with suction attached.

Stories please.

That's what I'd like to see, even if it is a bit idealistic. Here's a rare mosley for your support though, m8.

Apply to a place in the states.

Part of my job is making memes for this guy.

I don't know
It just does
They all require high marks which I don't have

My resume is just barren.

I already fucked up. I'm stuck in a limbo. I didn't apply for my 4th year and I haven't found an internship.

I just wanna die in my sleep.

Anyone stuck something stupid inside them on your watch?

Could be wrong but going to school for a pre apprenticeship is a waste of time

>But not having a group of friends really fucked me up. I was constantly depressed. Couldn't even bother myself to go the tests and exams.
>I'm 22 but I feel like I have had enough of life.
>Just talking about makes me nervous.

Same as me user. I don't how I got so messed up.

I've done tests online before and score pretty highly, idk.

thanks bro, that'll be the first in my collection

House Rep Staffer

To remain a bit discreet, I mix and manufacture explosives.

How does a green welder get into nuclear outage or mine work?

Anyone here burned out with their career? IT here, I'm tired of the insane work hours.

Move south if you're looking for trade work. I have so much work I've been in the field 7 days a week the last 2 months.

I wish I was sometimes but then I remember my loft is $1500 a month and I get up and go to work baka desu senpai

Alcohol is your friend.

Except when it will eventually ruin your life and you're back 10 years later with 0 social skills, but it's pretty fun being drunk all the time

Software Engineer for TS/SCI company

Engineer are fags, so who cares

>I just wanna die in my sleep.
Same here bro.

Apply for every internship you know.
Try to develop your skills, get a temporary job in the same field, i.d.k. man., just don't let yourself do nothing.

iktf bros. we'll make it

is a better use of your guys' time for job tips

That being said, NETWORKING IS HOW YOU OFTEN LAND JOBS

It seems like bullshit but it's true. That's how you jump ahead of the line when you apply for jobs, or if one is offered to you.

For cover letters, Leadership Institute has good resources. Just talk about why you want the job and what you can do for the employer. Do not gloat (I'm great at beating off to hentai/shitposting so you should hire me)

For resumes, there is no one standard but there are enough examples out there to help you out. Most recent positions first. And be sure to list what skills you have.

23 year old, never had a job.

Made it really far in countless interviewing processes for very good jobs. (Bank, college office jobs mostly). People are always impressed with my academics and volunteer work, but the only thing that keeps prohibiting me is the classic "no experience" roadblock.

Am I forever in the perpetual "can't get experience because no experience" loop?

First, find a job. Any job.

It shows an employer you are doing what you have to for money. Internships help like said.

If all else fails look at a job placement or temp to hire agency.

if you dont own your own business in a trade by 25, you're a waste of space.

pools here

TRADE FAGS, REPORT IN. I KNOW IM NOT TH ONLY ADULT HERE.

Are you applying for mid level work or entry level? Because entry level is where you HAVE to begin no matter what.

That's what I had to learn.

I work in a lumber yard.

I would but taking a job in the states requires capital I just don't have right now. I've looked into it and American hiring policies mean that they always favour a less qualified citizen over a higher qualified immigrant.

I already have 0 social skills kek, not a fan of alcohol though, makes me feel sick more than anything

Hospital worker for the NHS (Porter) & reserve Combat Engineer.

I work at Lowe's as a cashier currently.
I got hired as a full time seasonal position for the summer but my hours are getting slashed down to 24 hours a week now,
and have to come up with at least 750 a month for rent and bills. Been working there for 6 months.
Im trying to get another part time job now to fill in the gap. I have 6 years of solid line cook experience.
Anyone have advice for me? I live alone. I'm just afraid of not affording rent.

Really? But your degrees are impressive, you should be able to gain attention of the other applicants with just BAs or BSs.

and here we go.

we all know why, right?

That's not true friend, most places just prefer brown people from third world countries because they can pay them less and trap them.

roomates

professional cocksman