/SW/ - Southwest US and friends

Allowed: Core states in the picture

Conditional invitations: Texas, Oklahoma, Washington, and Oregon so long as they don't bitch too much

Not allowed: Pennsylvania

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youtube.com/watch?v=r0eYJjsQB8U
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi
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lain

git out

>Not allowed: Pennsylvania
STOP BULLYING US JUST BECAUSE OF THAT ONE GUY

FUCK OFF

I’m settling in here brahs.

Dumb annoying Yankee scum

Is Reno overrated?

Who has the worst Chicanos and why is it New Mexico?

It used to be good if you were running from collectors

Is the New Mexican sociopath here?

yep

Texas has the best

I guess not. He's a fun poster.

>Nevada is ranked 49th of 50 in education

Texas is a shihole. Kill yourself.

>Still being this fucking mad

is AZ 50th?
if not we're at least high-40s with you

You could be last, don't be so sad.

What are some nice places in Nevada that aren’t Reno or Las Vegas?

North Carolina is 50
Arizona is 43
usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/education

Mt. Charleston is comfy. There's a lodge up there that serves a great bison burger.

I propose kicking CA out

>Lodge

I’ve more or less always thought of the state as just a pure desert.

Seeing as how they’re special snowflakes that apparently want their own thread, I agree.

Nevada is pretty much Las Vegas, Reno (Las Vegas but worse) and then nothing but desert and meth

There are a few high-elevation points, mostly in the middle of the state and around Lake Tahoe. Most of the small towns are situated at the base of or in-between mountains too so they're a bit higher.

Basin and range dude

Has anyone here ever met a Mormon before?

Two of my cousins are mormons

There was a mormon church next to every high school in my school district.

>ever
I grew up with mormons, they're pretty alright for the most part.
Met a pretty nutso one a few years ago who believed that women shouldn't hold any sort of position of authority. He died in a motorcycle accident though.

Oklahoma is a southern state, get us the fuck off your map.

M8 if you look at a Utah town on google earth there's like 5 Mormon churches in a single neighborhood.

Should I move to abq

That's like the reverse of god's not dead

Let me change that to
>believed no woman should do anything but pop out children and be homemakers for their husband

Are they female, and if so are they hot?

When I moved to the southwest as a kid we stayed the night in abq and I passed out in the shower from the elevation.

Power rankings:
Actually good states: CO
Okay depending on region: TX
What even happens here: OK
Dumbfucks and meth: NM/AZ
Native dumbfucks, dumbfuck tourists and meth: NV
Native dumbfucks, dumbfuck tourists, dumbfuck mormons and meth: UT
Not southwest: CA

My mormon cousin is female but not very attractive (her sister is hotter).
My mormon aunt (meant to say that, not two cousins) is a 60-year old retired kindergarten teacher who's fat and doesn't know how to interact with adults anymore.

Albuquerque is barely over 1 mile elevation
try living at 7000 or 10000 feet

God bless the lone star state

dude weed lmao

I got used to it

>CA is literally dumber than Alabama
Sincere question, is this a shoop?

While I'm not complaining about the weed, that's not it.

spic invasion dragged down CA hard

So what was the problem other than being in New Mexico?

Jesus christ mississippi

I figured that'd have affected it, but dumber Alafuckingbama?

Fuck off liberal yahoo

Dumber than*

Go to bed, Hank

I came from Ohio and I was only 12 then. I had never experienced it before. It only happened once. Now I want to retire to the mountains.

>Didn’t even exist yet as a state during the Civil War

Stop LARPing as a confederate you fag

Sounds good.

Countries/regions on par with Mississippi include:
>Most of South America
>Russia
>Some northern African countries
>East Europe
>A good chunk of the middle east
>Mexico

Blacks in Alabama can at least speak English. Fresh off the boat 1st generation spics cannot.

The entire Southwest suffers in average education scores because of illegal immigration. Texas is the only state that’s an exception since they’ve actually coexisted with Hispanics much longer than the rest, and their immigrants tend to inundate in to American society much better.

>drove through colorado city AZ last week
It's just as spoopy as they say

>Blacks in Alabama can at least speak English.
Arguably, but that is a good point

We only made our own thread because everyone else bullies us in the other generals. Not that we can't take it, it's just that we want a place to be comfy. And its not only California because we invited Nevada.

You don't really belong in any unless somebody makes a west coast thread

Is KOTH the greatest anime of all time?

>tfw no cowgirl gf

youtube.com/watch?v=r0eYJjsQB8U
Yes

>You don't really belong in any unless somebody makes a west coast thread

True but Alaska only really has one poster and Cascadians are cunts.

This was literally a general that included California as a core state, and only like 2 posts even mentioned your state negatively. You’re being a big baby.

I dare you to name a more miserable state to be a sports fan of than Arizona.

Today was actually pretty good to us. Though if you are talking about the big states one then it was just us Alaska and Texas. Most of that thread was a Frenchie bitching about all of the US generals, it wasn't going anywhere.

>Much longer than the rest
Lrn2history m8

70

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi