Best SMBC I've read in a while. What are some of your favorites?

Best SMBC I've read in a while. What are some of your favorites?
inb4 pretentious

Before I even click on it imma make a prediction.

>long winded set up
>some pseudo-intellectual subject matter
>mildly/not funny punchline

God, it was worse than I expected. Fuck you for making me read that shit OP.

jhonen vasquez did the inappropriate elmo doll joke funnier and without the overwrought faux-intellectualism

Maybe this will be more to your liking.

No, no, user. You're supposed to call them sexist or racist.

This is really sad.

I hope you get better.

You should know you are not allowed to like anything above this on Sup Forums.

>overwrought faux-intellectualism

What are you on about?

He was just making her feel guilty over taking for granted life, and shitting.

It just a joke faggot.

I enjoyed both of these, thanks OP.

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I like some pseudo-intellectual subject matter

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>mfw this is exactly how creationists argue.
They just move goal posts around idiotically, and they can't into logic.

Nice try, Sally, but I asked myself that question before starting, and I kept my hand down.

Now I can raise it and still win.

Fuck you, you red haired demon.

>SMBC writer broke his wrist a week or two ago
>still continues to make new comics every single day
Meanwhile other writers use a broke hand is excuse for a 2 year hiatus.

I haven't read SMBC much outside what I see on Sup Forums, but Manly Guys Doing Manly Things' author only took a few days' break from drawing this year because of a fucking motorcycle accident that actually left me wondering if she was going to ever walk again.

Not meant to start a game of one-upping, just agreeing that that sort of work ethic is appreciated and sometimes incredible and a little scary.

>I haven't read SMBC much outside what I see on Sup Forums, but Manly Guys Doing Manly Things' author only took a few days' break from drawing this year because of a fucking motorcycle accident that actually left me wondering if she was going to ever walk again
right after she was diagnosed with cancer

My favorite will always be Order of the Stick moving to monthly updates just after the guy received a million fucking dollars.

You can't hire an art student intern for $30k a year to do the copy/paste for you? Granted why buy the cow when you already have the milk but god damn, shameless.

>cancer
Wait what?

Fuck, I'd forgotten that somehow when I posted. Being Coelasquid is suffering.

Not a super serious one

Thyroid iirc

Gonna spend the rest of her life on medication and theres gonna be a period of unpleasantness, but she's got an extremely good chance of having no life threatening issues.

These suck ass.

Guy needs to go back to doing single panel gags.

That still sucks. Damn.