Bill Cipher statue?

Have any of you guys found out any good info on it?

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Oh my fucking god. This autism needs to stop.

that blind site ever reveal anything?

No. There is no statue, the scene at the end was just put there to make it look surreal. I've never seen this level of obsessive autism.

sorry, I just found the show and watched it over the course of two days, and I just wanted to see if that statue is real or not (or if its in Hirsch's garden or something)

Well, ok. But my question is, why did Alex never stop people from looking for it?

Because Alex is done with the show and his twitter is now about Bernie Sanders and pokemon and his new girlfriend? The guy is long done with Disney.

Because it's not his job to correct retards on the internet over something like this? I doubt he even expected a small legion of retards to latch onto a production shot of a toy.

Oh, ok, thanks for your help guys. Also, I hope the next show he does isn't on Disney, Disney is just, no.

You know this site is 18+ right
You're posting like a little kid

>small legion

reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/46aosi/bill_cipher_statue_hunt_megathread/

(call me a fag all you want because I went on reddit)

Yeah thats been fucking dead. There is no leads because there's no statue, and people going around in the fucking woods looking for it or looking around tourist traps are going to be viewed as psychotic.

Good to know.

Hey there's a scene at the end of my disney cartoon where they show a plastic toy in the wood somewhere, ive been looking for it for 3 months, even though the episode was produced a year ago and that picture was probably taken outside Disney in California and some filters were slapped on it

is it here in a tourist trap in washington out in these woods lol

kek

>new girlfriend
Wait, what? Did he break up with Manzi? What the fuck?

You faggots are too late I found it months ago. I keep it in my closet and hotglue it every night.

I sent Alex a few pictures of it covered in my jizz but he hasn't responded to me yet for some reason.

I wonder why? lmao

I do feel like if Alex had the time to fly to Russia and write and perform Gravity Falls sketches and songs for the Putin faithful he could have spent 30 seconds tweeting "it's not real guys" just to save the tourist attraction owners a billion questions from autists all summer though.

yeah, I agree.

I thought it turned put to be a stealth advertising campaign for those Bill Cipher dildos that Disney is selling that TMoGF just tweeted about.

I need one kek

>That's right, ladies! Just kick back and let me open that third eye of yours nnniiice and wide! Ahahahaha!!

literally dying right now lmao

You can buy one I mean technically it's a "polystone replica" but you know right where those fucking top hats are going. Disney should just make them vibrate and be done with it.

Because what network ACTUALLY cares what kids do with their merch anyways? Who needs non harmful and non sexual merch? Disney doesn't!

>not calling it a Billdo
You had one job.

Considering how much of their crap is made by real life child slaves in the third world it's the last thing Disney should worry about really...

Plus that's a lot of very sticky Elsa dolls to recall.

woah what sticky elsa dolls are you referring to?

He broke up with her a long time ago. Now he just fucks his storyboard artists who happen to look like Wendy and fulfill his Lauren Faust obsession.

Woah what

All of them all of the Elsa dolls sold are now sticky.

I'm not even kidding how many little boys do you think are making "discoveries" right now thanks to Elsa from Frozen. In 20 years all the actresses in porn will be directed to wear that side braid.

lol. Is there a hole or are they jerking their little dicks or are they using her as a dildo?

If there aren't people out there jerking it to their Elsa dolls or trying to fuck their my size Elsa dolls right now I will eat all my shoes.

At least Disney is helping girls discover the joys of geometry.

What the fuck are you talking about? The dolls are sticky when they're sold? What the hell, man?

Uh yeah sure that's what I meant. Because of all the marshmellows. Elsa gets hotglued with marshmellows. Her sister, too.

I'm surprised someone hasn't just made one to mess with people.

>hurr durr the bill statue doesn't exist stop being autistic
Soon all the non-believers won't laugh anymore.

The people who went on road trips at the beginning were just having fun and seeing some of the places that inspired the show right after it ended. But I was half expecting some little kids to trip and break their legs while out hunting around the woods with flashlights in the middle of the night so I am surprised they didn't shut the ARG rumors down right away. Unless it actually was a commercial for those figures they're selling now.

Best moment was definitely that guy who made the great fake that blew up all over reddit and tumblr. Bravo. Inspired work.

I wonder if I could get the hat to hit my G-spot and the outstretched hand to hit my clit. I assume that's what they're for, and the other arm is a handle.

Here we have what seems to be a real femanon being as disgusting as anons usually are, but we must be careful as it could easily be a regular user using a clever disguise...

Every time someone says anything it's a secret statue clue though. But I can't deny you could be 100% right. They could even decide right now to go stick something out in the woods and pretend it was always there.

Similarly to how I had zero expectations on Gravity Falls, and everyone who did was incredibly let down, I'm also having very little hype over this ARG.

If it is something cool then more power too you and I'm pleasantly surprised.

I expected a lot until tale of two stans
and then my interest died with it
I don't give a fuck about this statue But I want to buy the merch one