Homestuck

Mom day, post Mom.

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baby mom

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dawww

Why are these babies born with glasses. this makes no sense

Alien mom

Did liveblogger die?

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Best songs.

It's genetics

>dave staring intensely at Jade
CONFIRMED

>Its a John/Roxy/Terezi threesome commission
>Terezi has a tentabulge

Yes.
The trolls killed them.

They were literally in the last thread
Closing in Cascade

The proper way for us to celebrate today is for someone gracious to draw us some Mom/Dolorosa smut.

best mom

somebody has the SBaHJ version?

nahh they were closing in on doc scratch's bit, thats still a long way from cascade

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>Its a John/Roxy/Terezi threesome commission

cat mom

Do you think Roxy will make any cats in the new universe? I'd have thought she'd make them the dominant species of the planet within a few days of being there.

Hey I think it's hot too. Maybe you're just behind the times grandpa.

Will Jade be a good mom? We never really got to see grandma in action.

Tentabulges are in poor taste and it's hard to imagine a person from HSG who likes that shit but the rest of the comic is looking damn fine and I appreciate someone paying Angel to draw it.

>Tentabulges are in poor taste
When the fuck did this drastic change of opinion come over hsg?

I like hentai fetish genitals. Tentabulges, cloacas, ovipositors, etc. They're all great.

She'll be a better mom than Rose.

+Her son survived without her when she died
+Her son didn't do anything *completely* fucked up with the body
-Became the target of an alien empress she knew about

>hsg

TH1S T4ST3... 1S TH3 T4ST3 OF 4 DORK

Rose would get into a passive-aggressive war with her child long before birth.
Can you imagine how she'd take morning sickness, kicking and contractions?

anybody would. Rose is a terrible person

Clearly it was fortuitous destiny that she became a lesbian.

Which kid has the most broken power?

Picture very much related

She's enthusiastic and likes puppies.

When has HSG ever approved of the lazy, boring, unoriginal genitals of Tumblr? They are literally just sea slugs.

"Who has the best powers" USED to be a good topic of discussion until John fucked everything up.

Fucking sea slugs sounds like something HSG would do.

TROLL GIRLS
HAVE
BIRTHING VAGINAS

jake is canonically the most broken. no one even knows what he really does, but fact is he's op and that's all that can be said

Jade would be a supreme helicopter parent, because she's so paranoid her kid will be left as alone and unloved as she was.
Meanwhile Dave spoils them rotten and between the two of them the kid ends up pretty fucked.

Reminder that Gamzee has touched Terezi's bare feet at one point.
Therefore she is officially a slut.

Truly the superior Roxy.

Why does everyone like Roxy so much?

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>john gets the best powers
.doesn othing with them

She's very nice
She's a huge nerd
She's lonely and vulnerable
She's entertaining like a Dave that doesn't give a fuck about saying embarrassing shit

because she has slutty feet

rose's looks with a tolerable personality.
love drunk/ normal drunk party girl personality appeals to lots of people
she'd vote trump

>kid
>singular
nigga jades half dog, shes gonna shit out at bare minimum 4

She's my wife.

I find it hilarious that the pig stopped posting once the ending was out.

She's the most waifubait of the female characters
Nerdy but outgoing with a generic 'nice' personality when she's sober and a vulnerable, lonely side that makes you want to comfort her
Literally designed to be the internet's favorite waifu

so roxy is the mother...?

A vote for Trump is a vote for the juggalo party.

>Roxy would vote for the human version of sea hitler
Are you sure about this claim? Something about it seems off.

She'd be skinned alive.

>Sup Forums is le horrible place but I can't stop hanging out with you terrible people, like myself

what a cunt

The one without pants kills me everytime

She tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end it doesn't even matter

almost instantly too, it was amazing

how is trump like sea hitler?

Uh, Trump is not sexy.

I am willing to admit, I would totally vote for HIC. She's a) hot, b) could possibly give me powers. A-OK with this.

All Jade got were the dog ears. At most she'll get two.

she'd be all over you if you were funny.

If she can tolerate a version of john, icp and guy fieri, she can probably tolerate you.

She'll get twins at best, it runs in the family anyway

I feel like one would need to be as smooth as DD to pull off being an augmented human under her regime. Not get in her way, but make shit happen. Light her up a smoke, that kind of thing.

Actually, any drawfags on? I kinda want to see a smoking HIC, lit up by DD?

Don't forget c) she'll melt the polar caps and make having sex illegal, while having monsters raise humans, that now reproduce by cumming in buckets

We're not THAT far from artificial wombs. The being raised by monsters bit is problematic. Still, since humans didn't get wiped out in one generation, presumably there was some kind of breeding going on.

I just want to be the Scientist Supreme of HIC's regime, is that so much to ask for? Hell, I would HELP her experiment.

>I would help her experiment
You'd be the guinea pig, user

hsg never liked tentabulges, we were more into cockanaya and twin dicks sollux

What was Condy even doing raising the grandparent kids in B1 and B2? Like, why? What did she get out of it? Let's assume she isn't a child molester, how does this advance her master plan?

A lot of people are upset that Roxy got the kill against HIC, but I think it's fair. She used actual Sburb powers to win most of that fight

playing human mom is part of how she gets her sick kicks

she was just dealing with the side-effects of marrying sassacre for his amazing fish puns

>Let's assume she isn't a child molester

I'm into weird alien vaginas, but that's a lot rarer than the stuff you mentioned.

She waned Nanna/Jane to be her heiress to continue the Alternian Empire after her deal with Lord English ended. No idea why she raised Grandpa/Jake

Not really. Hope might be stronger than first guardian powers and clockwork majykks but it's not exactly versatile outside of a fight.

It can bring imaginary friends into reality.

Imagine if Jake learned how to harness that.

Sorry that was unclear; I'm not talking about any of the kids who played SBurb, just the grandparent kids in each universe - Jane+Jake in B1 and John+Jade in B2.

It's not that hard to imagine, it's basically what butters did in the imaginationland trilogy on south park.
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She was under orders, since they were necessary to English's creation they had to survive and make it into the game.

Yo, I fixed the thing I made in the last thread

listened to Black again for the first time in forever and i feel five years younger

Are you saying the edit was planned?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

what the fuck

Does this mean he wrote in the additional epilogue bit in advance and not in response to the backlash?

Seems likely.

Huss an autist confirmed

Okay. So. How likely is is that this was accidental?

This makes me feel like he knew the end would be disappointing and cause everyone to be pissed, and that increases the changes that this really was a ruse. It never ends.

God damn

Maybe the last paragraph was supposed to be there from the beginning, and he forgot and added it in later. If you remove "Edit:", you can count "[S]" as a word and still reach 413.

This is Huss Bus Big Lips Mcgee were talking about

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cat mom

How is this meaningful? Other than Hussie having a mental disorder.

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because it means the epilogue announcement wasn't made in response to fan backlash

What does that change?

Is Hussie that autistic that he'd make the 4/13 update 413 words long?

He knew the response was going to be negative.

what the fuck
SO
HUSSIE
ISN'T
A
HACK?
HAS HE PLAYED US FOR A FOOL
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