What does Sup Forums look like?

What does Sup Forums look like?

Howdy there friend. Portlandia is my favorite show.

are the newest netflix seasons good?

how did you get that picture of me

it's canon now

How many seconds do you think you'd last against supertard?

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>that neck
a matter of seconds

>Wesley Crusher is the reddit posterchild
>Captain Kirk is the Sup Forums posterchild
What a time to be alive.

me with my wife and kids just before we saw my favorite geeked out movie of the decade, Guardians of the Galactic two

It would take about 2 seconds for him to reach me, so I'd say 2 seconds.

Do NOT fight a tard. Ever. There like the berserker class in a video game.

>the Sup Forums mascot is a male chauvinist who indulges in interracial relationships and makes ethnic stereotype jokes daily
>he is somehow in command as well
A fitting metaphor.

>Kryptonian Tard Strenght

I showed that picture to a hairdresser and asked her to cut my hair like that

well gf convinced me to shave head because I was balding and now I look like minority report instead of bruce willis

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stop reminding me of how long its been

I always use this picture. My old italian barber knows the score.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pic related: The ONLY poster I have in my room. Just in black and white instead.

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Nothing wrong with that but you should have gone to a barber.

I see you work for Apple, good job.

a-at least he has a wife and kids

I'd imagine at least 30% of Sup Forums has to wear tracking bracelets per court order.

Bill pls

I have......no idea what you're.....talking.......ABOUT

I wear mine because I could choose between that and a prison sentence.

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Shat pls

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I don't get mustaches, man.

Is Lenny The Rock? Is Jason Genova Marky Mark?

>that fucking neck

Jesus Christ. If you gave me ten thousand dollars to fight that thing, I'd probably turn it down. I do NOT want to die.

Tards are the strongest niggas around.

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everyone's talking about the neck but goddamn even that hand looks scary
barely a minute, I'd say

fuark

DCucks BTFO

He's not a tard, he's a mong. Well, he's probably a tard as well, but not all mongs are also tards.

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That Chad clearly spends most of his day with one of these bad boys.

>probably a tard
How is he not certainly a tard? It's like thumb/finger. A finger isn't definitely a thumb, but a thumb is definitely a finger.

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tards are min/maxed the fuck

bullshit

I've been told I look like Messi

They were probably commenting on your clothes/stains

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Or his height.

10/10 stud
would hire for my Milwaukee internet review show

Nah I can see it, we definitely look alike in the face
I'll assume Messi is a manlett, if so then yeah to that too.

nani?

>tfw unironically posting a selfie on tv

Glad to see Joe Satriani is still around.

Wtf is going on here?

do you have cancer

feelguy really let himself go

Why aren't you following Peter Bishop around?

Now Ezra miller is shaving his head, too?

You look like a bizarre mix of Elliot Rodger, Mads Mikkelsen, and feels guy.

FAT FUCKING LENNY

Elliot Rodger is Mads Mikkelson. Google young Mads and you'll see.

s-satan??

Nice.

10 seconds tops

Here I am faggots.

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I like you.

>3 white children
What's the problem?

>it's a "reddit gets baited into posting selfies" episode

takes me back to my honeymoon

wtf

wtf

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me in the background?
Good taste.

Asks what Sup Forums looks like
Posts a picture of Sup Forums.

Yes.

Why do you keep making threads with a downey as the header? Surprised you haven't posted those two disgusting twins who are human vegetables. You lower the tone fuck off and die.