Safest Countries in the World

source: FBI
valuepenguin.com/2015/07/safest-countries-world

Why the fuck isn't England on here?
We have the best intelligence gathering and we're an island. We are immune to happenings

No New Zealand WOW BTFO SHEEP SHAGGERS

No England either GET FUCKED YA POMMY BASTARDS BTFO

#5 fuck yeah.
Genuinely surprised New Zealand isn't in there

>Bangladesh

lol they have unrest all the fucking time

>Ireland safer than Iceland

all of my wat

Because the compilers of this list visited Birmingham

>Bangladesh and China safer than US

They must have a lot of guns to keep themselves safe over there

not gonna lie spain seems pretty nice. Wondering if I should learn spanish and move there

when can move in sempai?

>Spain
>safer than Japan
>New Zealand not even listed

'The fuck?

Seems legit, France and Germany seem super safe nowadays

>no mexico

shit list

>my country at #4
>no tanks
>potatoes for grenades
># fucking 4 in the world

How the fuck did we manage that?

>germany
>7
yeah, not for long

How is Germany safer than Canada?

Iceland doesn't even need human action in order to blow up.

>no austria

it is real safe here

China is safe as shit as long as you don't walk into traffic like a dumbass

>nigger filled countries like France on that list
dropped

Or drive, or eat the food, or expect any infrastructure whatsoever to remain standing...

these are old statistics

>Methodology includes CO2 Emissions (in metric tons)
Straight into the trash.

Japan has Yakuzas.

Spain is boring as fuck, it never happens anything, i guess the list is right.

>france 4
>poland 8
JIDF in full force

Give it 20 years and you can just move to New Mexico for the next best thing

>Albania
>Israel
>France
>Bangladesh

lol

>Albania safer than Croatia
Wew lad

Canada being less safe than France and Germany...yeah right.

>tfw country is put on the shit list because niggers fuck everything up
>again

Probably something to do with the risk of earthquakes and Tsunamis

isn't spain full of neets?

Date July, 2015.

>Cyprus

I'm kinda surprised considering it's right next to Syria

wtf? Why isnt the USA number 1?!?! I have 30 guns and live in the woods with cameras around my house. It's fucking fort knox up in this bitch.

>Germany: 6
>France: 4

That's gonna drop a little bit.

nogs in toronto and native reserves bring our stats down

>Bangladesh
>safer than USA, Argentina, or Mexico

Yeah the FBI is not making any sense with this.
>Isreal safer than Norway
No way is getting shot with rockets every morning safe. Even if they are pop rockets.

>spain
>andaluzia
>safe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck why isn't America on this list? America is #1

SWEDEN?

>France
>Germany
>China
>Greece
>Sweden
>Qatar
Well this list is old

Likewise, nothing ever happens here.

>china
God I fucking hate the FBI.

Brazil pls, I've seen the liveleak videos, you don't get to talk shit

...

Yakuza is one of the reasons Japan is safe. You only need to pay they and keep your mouth shut.

>Japan #2

Don't think so

Exactly, NEETs are friendly and harmless

Also has an internal division with Turkish Cyprus

>italy
>France
>Germany
>china
>poland

wtf

Oh yeah, forgot about those. Living in an enclave that has 0.9% visible minorities for a city of 100k+ makes me forget.

I bet the druggie parts of Vancouver and the negro parts of Montreal fuck it up as well.

>China has more population than all the other countries in top 10 combined
>Still ends up at 10th place
Say what you want about them chinks but at least they got their people under control

Fucking ISRAEL is safer than Swedestan. Has cucking gone too far?

Who the fuck made this? France, safe? Ireland, safe? Sweden safe? Only if you're not a white female

Sorry I must have missed the constant terrorist attacks that have been happening daily in America, nor did I notice the constant #AssaultTrucks wiping out scores of British citizens even on non-holidays. My mistake.

it will be Mount Taupo

I have lived all my life in Andalucia mate. It's pretty comfy and safe.

Frog?

Yakuza are pretty much no treath to the average person.

They only care about corporate extortion, gambling and prostitution.

The only people who ever get in trouble with Yakuzas are usually foreigners (especially Americans) who get into bar fights or go to shady places thinking they'll get sexual pleasures.

How is Sweden safer than Norway and Denmark? The image I have of Norway is a nice boring place in the snowy mountains where nothing ever happens.

>Germany
>Sweden
this is misinformation, propaganda, or outdated. Do not trust it

>Germanistan
>Safe

The USA is safe as long as you:
1. Aren't a minority
2. don't associate with minorities
3. don't go to minority infested areas

The FBI had nothing to do with making these rankings. The person who wrote the article added it to his graphic with discernible reason.

Normally I'd agree, but since Obama and coven of jews basically turned every nigger heavy city into a third world country in less than a decade, I'm not surprised its been brought down a bit.

Chicago probably has more murders in a month than half the countries in the world have in a year.

NEETland is safe, morons. Send your daughters and sisters.

No Portugal? Bullshit.

Yes, people like me.

>Germany
>France

not for long Eurobros

Porque no los tres?

their blacks are bigger and more dangerous than ours

>1 post by this id
every time

>Portugal
>safe

So it isn't safe at all, is what you're saying.

The results aren't just about criminal activity and terrorism and shit like that, it takes into account a load of things from water quality to traffic deaths. That's why places like France are still considered "safe"

>Serbia
>7

COME AT US CUNTS IF YOU DARE

VRATICE SE NOVAK
SA MINOBACACA

All you have do is be not black and you are safe as can be.

Why is United Cuckdom considered so dangerous?

>Bangladesh
>safe

New Zealand isn't on there because it falls under the 'small country' category and quite simply there are a lot of countries with incredibly tiny pops that help make them safer.

México es una mierda.

Hows it feel being the lowest tier of latinos?

>France
>Germany

Because a large portion of our country is literally third world squaller full of violent abos

You can be black. You just can't live around other blacks.

Wall does wonders.

Ireland has no polar bears.
It has car bombs and paddies.
So it's safer! Paddies are too dumb to make a decent one.

>Spain
>Ireland
>France
>Germany
>Israel
>Bangladesh
I see so they were using the term safest ironically. Cool.

Someone could call you bro or something I suppose.

Singapore is not a medium sized country, this is a shitty chart.

The FBI never lies (remember Clinton's emails)

Point #3 fucks up 90% of the country.

Nothing ever happens here desu

It's by population.

The size is measured by the number of habitants.

Wow, I thought Asians were smart.

Oh thanks.
Brb going to kill myself.

it's because of earthquakes

>say what you want about communism but at least it keeps it's people under control

Spain is incredibly Leftist. Prepare to be disappointed

Is it even Croatia a real country?

>France
>4th
>Germany
>6th
>Poland
>8th
Good fucking job FBI