Are we going to be harassing Donald J. Trump for his dellies for the rest of eternity? Because that would be just swell with me.
Nicholas Morris
Give me the delegates, buddy
Josiah Reyes
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Brayden Torres
Did you think I'd forgotten, Donald?
For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I really do.
Because in the time that you were president, I have amassed a great and terrible army of of skeleton delegates - skelegates, if you will, Donald.
Without you around to ward off the forces of Chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine!
Together with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority I need to become the Republican nominee, and fight a principled conservative campaign for President. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your New York ways will taint the Party no longer.
This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into TEN THOUSAND YEARS of darkness, and the delegates...they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.
It's called Ted 2 because the sequel number is how many delegates he has left after dahnald took them all.
Ayden Foster
>TECHNIQUES FOR DILUTION, MISDIRECTION, AND CONTROL OF AN INTERNET FORUM > >3: TOPIC DILUTION
>Topic dilution is not only effective in forum sliding, it is also very useful in keeping the forum readers on unrelated and non-productive issues. This is a critical and useful technique to cause a "RESOURCE BURN". By implementing continual and non-related postings that distract and disrupt (e.g. trolling) the forum readers there are more effectively stopped from anything of any real productivity. If the intensity of gradual dilution is enough, the readers will STOP RESEARCHING AND SLIP INTO A "GOSSIP MODE". In this state they can be more easily misdirected away from facts towards uninformed conjecture and opinion. The less informed they are, the more effective and easy it becomes to control the entire group in the direction that you would desire the group to go in. It must be stressed that a proper assessment of the "psychological capabilities" and levels of education is first determined of the group to determine at what level to "drive the wedge". ... >Remember these techniques are only effective if the forum participants DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM. Once they are aware of these techniques the operation can completely fail, and the forum can become U N C O N T R O L L E D.
(please note I personally still love tedposts)
Hunter Martin
>strap in your delegates, this is going to be a principally conservative ride
Brayden Taylor
You know why we're here Donald
Aaron Hall
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Joshua Adams
We haven't seen the last of ted cruz.
The rat is definitely plotting something.
Noah Moore
This will never not be funny
Cameron Russell
>Fancy seeing you here, isn't it Donald?
Jayden White
yes, plotting...
and this time, he has backup.
Lucas Morgan
Donald's campaign is incapable of organizing on the grassroots.
HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THIS TED RAN A LOSING RACE
Andrew Wilson
PSSST
Donald, hand over the delegates and nobody gets hurt?
Caleb Perry
Behold Donald, my army of Peligates.
THIS ENDS NOW
Joseph Fisher
After all this meme magic, he's bound to turn up in 2020 as a primary challenger against Trump.
Kevin Davis
Nice pasta but you fucked it up for the last thread
Lincoln Bell
This thread is nothing short of infantile garbage, pure and simple. It not only promotes no intelligent thought or discussion, but in fact hinders such things. Post this thread on either Sup Forums or /s4s/ where it belongs.
Chase Barnes
OBEY
DELEGATES
Jaxson Foster
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Gavin Gomez
There are no delegates here ted, go away.
Jonathan Miller
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Jaxon Myers
I am dhonald. those are my delgates, I require them.
Ryder Green
Dahnald...You do know what happens to people who don't return what's rightfully mine, right?
You don't want to find out. Give me my delegates.
Jason Price
please note that you're a faggot who needs to get ready for school to start back up in two weeks