Oops, look like we have some "individual thoughts" in the audience here tonight

> Oops, look like we have some "individual thoughts" in the audience here tonight.
> Boys, take outside and neutralise audience members 44, 112, 156, 255, 256 and 257.


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Donald Trump.

*audience cheers*

NO! BAD! STOP IT! STOP IT!

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Best

I'm so fucking sorry to all the PoCs, women, and LGBTQ+ in the audience tonight. I'm sorry for what we white people have done!

*stand up from my seat in the audience and blow my brains out with a concealed .357*

Timeline

>who cheered? Who the fuck did that?

If they do it again Colbert might start firing into the crowd randomly

He's getting more unhinged as time passes

whatever happened to the guy that voiced the boss on Harvey Birdman?

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Do you think he has some kinda independent thought alarm under his desk he presses when ever he doesn't get the response he wants so his 'applause' sign guy changes the sign?

>spend months saying Comey cost Hillary the election
>we've always been at war with Eastasia

Fucking shameless

>STOP IT YOU NO CLAP NOW YOU CLAP LATTER!

no, bad! Bad audience!
Now let's try this again, shall we?

>Attorney General Jeff Sessions..

>He's just making jokes! He's totally not a DNC shill!

I want more twitter hypocrisy
What a fucking timeline we live in

HA HA HA.....CORPORATE INTERESTS.

No! No this can't be happening!
I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

i'm not american so i didn't know who comey was

i assume most of the audience is like me

Patches?

Trump should know never to bite the russian cock that feeds him.

>spicer is controlling trump
>putin is controlling trump
>the breitbart guy is controlling trump

come on now i'm sure trump is just as retarded by himself

They definitely knew who he was
See
They're just dumb

>REEEEEEEEEE Republicans
>REEEEEEEEEE

WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT

Probably the most pathetic thing I've seen. Colbert is a fucking disgrace. Since when are late shows supposed be liberal political propaganda?

I don't think they were really confused

They hated Comey. I think this shows something even worse about the Democratic Party

Everyone is becoming their enemy
Everyone is a Russian hacker until proven differently

CLOMPFTY

COCKHOLSTER GROMPH

>Since when are late shows supposed be liberal political propaganda?
From 2001 to 2009
and then again from the 2016 election on

They just never got the memo that everything trump does is b ad regardless if they've been calling for it for the last 5 months

DHANAHLD DRUMPFFFFLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFPFFFFFF WILL BE IMPEACHED

IT WAS HER TURN

TIC TOC TIC TOC BLUMPFFFKINS AARRRRRGGGGHGHGGGGGHHHHHH

>Putin hacked my audience!

Further evidence in the use of entertainment to promote the leftist agenda, instructing the masses how they're supposed to think through dumbed down comedic bits.

r they gonna fire the cue card guy?

pls dont its not his fault

stop laughing it's not funny

You assume most of the audience, in this american studio, are not american

Comey has been in the news nonstop for 8 months in the US.

Audience who cheered did so because they hate Comey because they blame him for Hillary losing.

the sheep need direction. They thought it was a good thing until they were told it wasn't. Can't help but laugh, these people really can't think for themselves.

>implying the audience wasn't russian

lmao get real libcuck

u wot?

Sort of.

For months liberals were saying Comedy was a bad guy. Really bad guy. Sick.

So when they heard he was fired, the audience assumed this was a cue to cheer.

But apparently Trump doing what liberals ask is bad, so they weren't meant to clap and cheer. Luckily they understand to boo at the mention of Jeff Sessions.

That or a cue card or applause light mishap.

DNC'S GONNA FREAK

you're getting your dick sucked kid

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYYd8rpK6G8

They tell you what to be offended by. They tell you how to feel. They tell you if you're a racist. They tell you what to think.

These people in the media need to be killed

I honestly believe the majority of the auidience didn't even know who James Comey is. They just heard the words "Trump" and "fired" and started cheering.

Fun fact: Colbert's audience is comprised of tourists given free tickets on the street. NYT and Washington Post have sources who confirm Russian agents were planted at Broadway shows to receive the tickets and that the firing was timed precisely to stop the Colbert crew from correctly vetting the attendees.

what did blumpf mean by this?

Wrong

#DrainTheSwamp

Audience might just be dumber than Bill Maher's audience.

DONNAAALLLLLDDDDDDURUUUU
*stands on desk*
*bends over*
PRRRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFTTTTTTTTT
*shit spews across the entire room as the audience members are mauling each other to grab apiece of said shit*

Do you feel in charge?

That was a 10/10 scene in a 10/10 movie

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Kek

and they call other people un-informed

I'm really starting to hate Colbert, and I don't really even like Trump.

S-STOP CHEERING, YOU'RE WRONG, STOP IT I SAID!

Colbert, Trevor Noah, and John Oliver are the leaders of the Democratic Party. Not schumer or pelosi. We have to take down the media if we want to finish off the left for good.

FRUMPPITTY DROOP STOP MESSING WITH MY MINIONS'S NERVOUS SYSTEM, YOUR FUCKERY WILL ENRAGE THE ELDER GODS.
THEY ARE MY PROPERTY NOT YOURS, ORANGE ASTRAL FAGGOT.

I SEE YOU, YOU THOUGH YOU LITTLE CHEER WOULD GO UNPUNISHED?

I've given you free tickets

>yfw it was one of the crew that lit up the applause sign when Colbert announced the news

So when are we white men going to bomb the late show my brothers?

so what happened? can someone give me a quick rundown?

My white supremacist boyscout group is in the process of adquiring some empoberished uranium from a rogue cia contact in uzbekistan

this is why I don't like party politics.
oh you people laughed at me when I said I was moderate, you said I couldn't choose a side.
Well fuck it, party loyalty is dumb.
How can you agree with one tribe 100% of the time regardless of what they want?
These people deferred all political opinion to their team and look what happens, they embarrass themselves when they reveal they don't even listen to what's being said.
Admitting you're ignorant of an issue or situation is far better than blindly adopting your team's opinion on it.

Nah. They just thought they were supposed to cheer because Colbert has been calling Comey corrupt for the last year. They forgot rule #1: Everything Trump does is bad. That always takes precedent over consistency of thought.

>so what happened? can someone give me a quick rundown?

FIRE COMEDY

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy here. I mean I know Sup Forums are fucking stupid, but this is about two entirely separate issues.

Handling of Clinton shit = bad
Handling of Russia shit = fine

What's so hard to understand about about this sweeties? Trump is about to be impeached because he fired Comey for the wrong reasons, but much like the reversal of the travel ban, you cucks don't really understand the legality of it all.

YAAAAAAAAAY I LOVE THIS POST

er wait

BOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOO

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

inshallah my white brother. let us cleanse this world of heathens. white pride my brother!

because he had yet to explain the reasons for Comey's being fired.

I don't understand what's so hard about this. There isn't any hypocrisy at all.

BBLRIMPPFHTHTT!!!!!!!!!
YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/862119534500749312
Holy fuck! I was expecting it to be subtle but this is really fucking blatant
>HUGE HUGE DONALD TRUMP FANS IN THE AUDIENCE, HUH?
He fucking shamed them!

Nuke this thread

BOOOOOOOOOOO

hold on hypocrisy? uhhh

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

This is just like when voldemort fired dumbledorf

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

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>He fucking shamed them!
That was a joke user.

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political parties are upper class gangs.
they dont care about being right.

most people assume moderates are bullshiters operating under a false flag.

Bane?

Underrated

>That was a joke user.
how?

>used to think that he was at least somewhat grateful to trump for revitalizing his nearly dead show
>see the genuine shock and anger on his face when people cheered

wow what a cuck

It's called context. You can hate Comey and want him to lose his job, but not for investigating the corruption of the current administration which is what happened.

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAD FUCKING GOYS TAKE YOUR SEATS

>Crowd is almost entirely liberal
>They are all cheering for something trump did
>"Huge Donald Trump fans here tonight"
How is that not a joke? Are you a complete fucking retard or something?

ummm, no sweetie, it's called doublethink, okay?

>>Crowd is almost entirely liberal
How do you know that? Many people come from across the country to these tapings.

>tfw /ourguys/ have infiltrated the lowly technical crew roles on news and entertainment networks world wide

Wooo great new meme!!

Er, I mean

BOOOOO get the fuck back to Sup Forumseddit!!

It's pretty obvious. Regardless, you're an overly sensitive pussy and and embarrassment of a human being.

He said that multiple times on his shows, dozens of times