Antman

>Antman
>has the tech to grow as huge as an ant

giANT-MAN

giANTS

When he starts yelling he becomes rANT-MAN

If he doubted himself he'd be cANT-MAN

when he abuses his authority he's tyrANT-MAN

He likes to spend time watering flowers, like a plANT-MAN.

When he gets quippy he's bANT-MAN.

as huge as an ant

If he had pachyderm powers he's be elephANT-MAN!

if his suit was designed by committee he'd be elephANT MAN

Captain America: Ant-Man War

When he goes to a sporting event he becomes chANT-MAN

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Thanks ants.

Thants.

When he needs a disguise to work undercover in the Daily Bugle he becomes Betty BrANT-MAN

If he was snappy out witty he'd be elephANT-MAN

When he gets tired he becomes pANT-MAN

If the film was directed by David Lynch he'd be elephANT MAN.

>Hey Hank, listen, I just got a call from Captain America. I'm needed in Europe to help him escape something or other.
>Absolutely not, Scaht. The Ant-Man suit it not a toy. You can't just go around playing with your friends whenever you please
>But Hank, apparently Tony Stark is being a moron and Cap needs someone to pun-
>Say no more, Scaht. I have this new suit ready. I heard Stark is ashamed of being short, so this one is gonna have a surprise.
>I don't know, Hank, I don't usually like surprises.
>It's gonna transform you into a special breed of Ant to mock him for being short. Jan bred them herself long ago. They are called the Jai.

36 hours later

>Oh I get it, Jai-Ant
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

He might want to see his daughter after the events of Civil War, but he cAN'T-MAN

If he couldn't read a thread to see if someone has already made a joke he would be elephANT MAN

if he was an elephant he'd be elephANT man

if only his nose changed size he'd be elephANT MAN

You how he knows your gay? Because he knows that you won't resist his hands in your pANTs-MAN

if he had a nose, he could put his trunk in your pANTS because he'd have an elephANT nose

If he wants a soft drink he becomes fANTa-MAN

If Black Panther invented the suit in Africa where elephants come from he'd have big ears and be elephANT MAN!

best thread

nice

if he worked in tech support he'd be indian elephANT MAN

... making trunk calls

When he plays New Vegas he always stocks up on the sneak magazine ¡la fANToMA!N!!!

If he were more flexible he'd be pliANT-MAN

If Captain America was a girl he'd be Captain ERICA

If he was a large mammal that populated the sub-Saharan Africa, South Asia, and Southeast Asia regions, he would be elephANT MAN

9 out of 11

If marisa tomei had a sex change she'd be AuNT-MAN

and still fuckin hot

Why do elephANTS have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

He has the power to make everyone else in the world the size of an ant.

If he was your mom he would be elephANT-MAN

if he contracted pulminory tuberculosis with the common result of a gray pallor, while simultaneously developing sepsis with the accustomary coarsening of the epidermis, all while experiencing a giganticism in one or more of his organs he would become elephANT MAN

After reading Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals, he became kANT-MAN

Why did dinosaurs go extinct?

Because their eggs stink.

ANTS

when he says he can't do something, he shall become shANT-MAN

When he gets tired he becomes pANT-MAN

Shit the fuck up Boco and be a silANT-Man

If Ant-Man were Spanish, he'd be Hombre-Hormiga

Hombre doesn't mean man

If he suddenly went on a long tangent about different types of ants...

ANT RANT MAN

If the sequel gets bad reviews he's gonna write a rANT-MAN

If Ant-Man was at a theme park, he'd buy some ElephANT ears

If Ant-Man had one leg shorter than the other, he'd be slANT-Man

Yes it does. It can mean both: Men and Man.

If he gave out scholarships he'd be grANT-MAN

In certain regions he is contused with AUNT-MAN

If he suffered serious brain trauma, he'd be a plANT-MAN

I wish Japan made a cartoon about him, we could call it ANTnime.

Google trANlaTe sucks MAN

If he was raised in the jungle by Hathi he'd be elephANT MAN!

>tfw the spic's name was Luis instead of ANTonio.

If he floated in water he'd be buoyANT-Man

>tfw Tony's first name is ANThony

if he ate lots of buns he'd be elephANT MAN

When he gives out gifts he's sANTa-MAN

If he went on game shows he'd be contestANT-MAN

oh man, you just opened a can of adjectives for everyone.

If Ant-Man were a standup comedian, he'd be antidepressANT-man

>tfw tony fuggin spiderMAN's AUNT.

>this thread
Thank you, Sup Forums

If he was stretching for lame puns chiefly employing his proboscis to grasp them he'd be elephANT MAN.

If he handled Pyms finances he'd be accountANT-MAN

ANTHONY STARK

FUCKING SPIDER-MANS AuNT

IN THEIR ApartmeNT

If he was gonna hold a backyard barbecue he'd probably need to bring some repellANT-MAN

If he was full of himself he would be arrogANT MAN

MAN-ANT

If his suit only made parts of his body grow and it made him look really deformed he'd be the elephANT MAN

if Pym smacked his wife in the current year he'd had to go to court as a defendANT for his crime, MAN

way to ruin the flow like a lumbering pachiderm trampling on a budding flower similar to an elephANT MAN!

ANT nothing wrong with that.

If he's out working for too long he'll need to put on some deodorANT-MAN

elephANT disease

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If turning small makes him super strong because it compresses his human strength into the small size of an ant, shouldn't Giant Man be a complete pussy because he only has the strength of a human expanded into a larger mass?

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PYM PORTICALS

He became slow instead.

It's like min-maxing in an RPG or a video game. You can put points into Size, Speed, and Strong.
Being small puts points from size into speed and strength. Going big tanks speed.

he has the high ground
he is a big guy

Scott Lang was an ordinary cat burglar

Until one day he burgled the house of Hank Pym

There, he found a suit that gives him the power to be the sister of every parent on Earth

Scott Lang is...Aunt-Man.

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Please keep all discussion relevANT

I have no idea what's going on

If he wore less clothing he'd be scANT-MAN.

Only slightly related but it AiNT half bad.

If Scott tried to take over the Twilight Realm in the Legend of Zelda, he'd be zANT-MAN

If he posted in this thread he'd be a participANT-MAN

If he had control over ants he'd..... Wait, give me a minute I'll think of something

thes ant puns are getting real scANT, MAN

If he were asian he would be Slant-Man

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope!

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