Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their...

>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
>Hot chick walks out of wedding, gets over it in a couple of days and starts to casually hang out with a group of previously established friends, nobody questions it
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
>everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.

Just how unrealistic was this show?

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>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
What did he mean by this?

No, seriously.

>its a joey tests positive for aids episode.

There are loads of episodes focusing on the specific things you just said.

What's even funnier is that all of them are in their 20's until about the 5th Season

>The one when monica gets a botched face lift

> brother and sister are new york jews

> intermingling with the goyim

>the one when Rachel aborts "hoolio's" unborn child.

>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
This was a whole plotline though, keeping it secret from him

Gellers are successful. A Professor and a Chef. Also Chandler is rich af doing all the things a businessman at that time can do so he's good too.

>Ross, the largest Friend, doesn't simply eat the other Friends
talk about illogical

>everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.
Well at least for the main apartment they established it is rent-controlled and legally Monicas grandma lives there. Also kudos to you for figuring out that Friends isn't a documentary.

This show is singehandedly responsible for the modern hipster movement and reddit

phoebe was the best and prolly a freak in bed

nice

>a laugh track sitcom is not completely realistic
WEW
>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
This is what happens in life if you're not autistic.

gen z-ers say the dumbest things

>Just how unrealistic was this show?

That's the point of it though. Everyone's life is shit and this show was the perfect escape.

>no fucking kids
>poor but money whenever
>hot but never work out/do anything to keep looking hot
>fall ass-backwards into opportunities because LIFE IS AMAZING
>friends always there for you
>parents love you

...

>The one when Gunther spikes "the friends" hot drinks with amphetamine.

...

>there were no sex and drugs or sluts in the 90s

>people unironically compare this with Seinfeld.

>Brother and sister have the same group of friends
>This is what happens in life

This is not something that happens in life unless you live in a tiny rural town and never leave.

>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

Except that Ross did want to murder Chandler when he found out and he had to be talked out of it. He was also high on drugs at the time and mellowed out a lot faster because of it.

>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

ive done this, he was pretty mad but also kind of a cuck boi and his sister was older

also stole all his friends
good times

>The one when "joey" is forced to suck a producers cock to keep his acting job.

I liked how they had a duck living with them and then they just get rid of the fucking duck with no explanation given

>>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say

They're friends because they are neighbours. Ross, Rachel and Monica grew up together but the only reason Joey and Rachel or Chandler and Monica are friends are because they live next door to each other.

>The one when ross tried to suck his own dick episode.

>no one told you life was going to be this way

that's not true my cynical ass got banned from watching this shit with my high school friends

>also stole all his friends

Can you explain what you mean by this? How do you "steal friends"? Did you convince them all to hate him or something? Why?

wow that's some solid "evidence"

>the one when ross murder's his ex wife and lesbian lover.

Its really just Phoebe and Chandler. Maybe Ross too though.

>the one when pheebs is a slut

>the one where ross and courtney kidnap the school kids and the rest of the gang pay to beat them to death in the dungeon

>the one when Janice finds chandler's shemale porn stash.

>the one where they all pee on their friend and it took 57 takes to get it right

Yeah I can't believe people compare this to Seinfeld.
Friends is streets ahead of Seinfeld.

>the one where rachel fucks danny divito in Philadelphia

>Call Monica by the actress name but not the other two women
>Have Joey and Chandlers pictures the wrong way round
I'm not a big fan of the show but that still activates my almonds

>the one where joey is caught with a 10 year old

exactly, because i thought he became a fucking asshole manchild who couldn't do anything without his mommy or abusing his sister
his friends didn't know about all that shit but after dating her for a while i told them some stuff and he ended up all alone

>the one when joey gets 3 years for date rape.

There isn't a single Alpha male character in this TV show. In fact the three male characters are a 90's jew MTV executive's opinion of what White men should be one is an overly ironic piece of shit coward who represses all emotions and makes shitty jokes, quips and one liners to hide the fact that he's a piece of shit, the other is a fucking retard, who happens to fuck all the women (or tries to ) but has zero interests or personality and just eats fucking sandwiches all day, the third is supposed to be the smart one, the one who is a scientist the one who starts off with a familly but gets cucked by a lesbian, a fucking awkward mess of a human being who everyone makes fun off for being a professor becoming another ironic faggot and getting divorced three times. Most Urban men follow these three archetypes.

>the one when j-man and channy grows 500 grams of indica.

It "went to go live on the farm", Joey didn't realise that meant they died. It was explained

Chandler was already a friend of Ross during their time in university

>The one where Ross and Monica are taken to the gas chamber

>the one where Ross goes to Thailand

What would be your ideal male archetype? Just curious?

>the one when ross realizes that nine11 was an outside job.

>the one where Phoebe joins Islam

>the one when the friends debate the moon landing.

I dunno dude that seems like a dick move regardless, two wrongs don't make a right. You probably ought to have raised your concerns with him personally and helped him become a better person.

>the one when monica's father tried it on with Rachel.

>the one where Chandler defends Hitler

>the one when pheebs tries heroin

Fallacy. Ross was not the most physically powerful friend. That would probably be Joey.

>joey gets progressively more gaunt and sickly throughout the series

i didn't think this was very funny desu

>the one when "black people" are shoe-horned into the show in minor roles about season 4

I don't have one.

There are a few common ones that appear in films and pop culture that fall somewhere on this scale sitcoms typically invert everything and create one or two dimensional joke characters that people later begin to mimic

>Hot chick walks out of wedding, gets over it in a couple of days and starts to casually hang out with a group of previously established friends, nobody questions it
Yes that's pretty much how people make friends. Also she never loved the tooth doctor.
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
Literally a plot line for about a season.
>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
Happened like twice when people started dating. People don't usually kill their dates.
>everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.
Literally explained. Chandler had a high-paying job, Joey got a high-paying job and the girls lived in a rent controlled apartment.

>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

You would prefer a good friend than some random who might have some fucked up secrets and abuse your sister. Be logic brah.

>the one when all "the friends" do recreational drugs episode.

Not him, and I probably wouldn't use his language or all of his points, but I kind of agree with him about the fact that there isn't a good example of a competent adult man on the show.

I'd add that there isn't a competent adult woman on the show either, it's like the It's Always Sunny ensemble but for some reason we're supposed to feel sympathetic towards them instead of thinking they're a bunch of immature, selfish morons.

A great male archetype that gets underused these days is Odysseus: devoted father and loyal husband, polite guest and gracious host, a brave leader and accomplished athlete but by no means ashamed to use cunning and deception to beat a more powerful opponent. He even puts on crocodile tears and spins fake sob stories to get out of certain situations.

The Coen's adaptation of him in O Brother was at least 50% of what made that movie so goddamn great.

> the one where Phoebe meets Eric Dubay

>Chandler and Joey mislabled

youtube.com/watch?v=a1J5ROrvCmI

>the one when chandler cuts his dick off MtF

friends 2019 coming soon.

>the one where DC vs Marvel

>the one where joey huffs paint thinner and redefines String Theory

stoned-guy is not "the friends"

>mfw I thought the thumbnail was Ted from How I met your Mother and spent like a minute trying to make sense of your post in that context

I've been awake too long and my brain is fried

>the one where Rachel plays Rapelay

But Ross was only one year older bro. Also I think that they became closer thanks to Carol beeing a dike, maybe Ross found comfort hanging out with Monica, her sister that happens to live in front of his best friend.

> the one where Chandler gets fired from his job and plays World Of Warcraft for Six Months without leaving his apartment

> The one where Ross hires a hooker and gets caught in a police sting operation

> The one where Joey is placed on the sex offenders registry

>But Ross was only one year older bro.

Didn't actually know that, I never watched much of this show, but I can see that it would be more plausible for them to share a circle of friends. Typically siblings are three or four years apart, which really does make all the difference while you're growing up.

>the one where pheobe gets arrested for using ToR to buy LSD but it was really the gang playing a prank on her which makes it all the more bittersweet when she takes a suicide pill when the mock police interview is being conducted and she begins to vomit bile and froth at the mouth while the gang tries to pump her stomach and tell her it was just a joke and she lapses into unconsciousness and nobody rings for an ambulance because they're afraid of being arrested for impersonating an officer so they just try and keep her living but eventually she succumbs to the poison ingestion and dies there in the living room so they throw her over the rail at 3am and when someone comes up half an hour later to tell them she jumped they act all surprised and like they were asleep and then the morgue does a post mortem and discovers the poison and initiates an investigation but because of low resources and a confused intern the investigation stalls indefinetely and the friends get off but all fear the other will snitch on them so they all move away from each other and change their names and appearances

...

>The one when Richard and Ross share a condom.

>the one when joey drunkenly fucks chandler dad

> The one where Chandler secretly attends a Ron Paul rally

Rachel and Pheobe a cute

>The One When Barney and Sheldon fight the Soup Nazi in TARDIS
Fuck off with your shit threads.

>the one where Phoebe wears Blackface

>the one where Ross is feeling lonely so he kidnaps a chimpanzee and 'fakes it till you make it' and just acts like he has a logical reason to have a chimpanzee and because he's such a fucking weird cunt everyone just accepts it so Ross goes further and just begins to straight up lie to peoples faces, establishing a relationship with Rachel where he tells her he loves her, although he absolutely hate her and jerks off to the idea of her never being born, the actual idea of her mother swallowing her as a load gets him off, he is that bothered by her, but he is so drunk on manipulating people that he pretends to be some love drunk retard because if they fell for the chimpanzee this is gonna be a breeze; he gains her attention, then her affection, he even gets her engaged to him; he impregnates her; cheats on her, basically fucks with her entire life; and all for his own little amusement. because nobody suspects the clown. nobody suspects the bunt of the joke. nobody suspects the douchebag jewish fag with a chimpanzee.

who the fuck is barney and Sheldon?

also why would you post in a "shit" thread if you think its shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=EBq7Lvzg3Zo

two guys were literally next-door neighbors to the three girls so not surprising that they become friends. plus one guy is best friend of brother of one girl.

also, several eps show that they have friends outside their circle and that they have friends that the others do not regularly meet except during one of their parties at monica's apartment.

at the start of the series, the three guys were financially stable while the three girls lived in a rent-controlled apartment.

>The one when chandler dies in nin3 11.

>who the fuck is barney and Sheldon?
>when you try to be 'patrishoon' but come off as a 12 year old

I think he messed up.
I guess you don't have a sibling?

If you did you know what the other is thinking and so you roll your eyes at them and they know. You know.

>why would you post in a "shit" thread if you think its shit?

not the user you're talking to, but to answer your question: to shitpost and to troll because people post itt and not in her thread.

I think OP is referring to rolling your eyes with a sigh, being exasperated and annoyed by your irritating sibling and their dumb friends. It's definitely the other side of the coin, every sibling can relate to an extent, although if he's not exaggerating when he says "everything they and their respective friends say", he can't have a very healthy relationship with his sibling.

lo-fi was a mistake

That or it's some sort of brilliant commentary on youtube streaming

not that guy user. but "barney and Sheldon" are two tv characters from really top tier pleb shows that only top tier plebs would watch and talk about.

my big brother watches both and he is le top plebbit.