>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say >Hot chick walks out of wedding, gets over it in a couple of days and starts to casually hang out with a group of previously established friends, nobody questions it >Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him >all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other >everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.
>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say What did he mean by this?
No, seriously.
Jordan Allen
>its a joey tests positive for aids episode.
Caleb Morgan
There are loads of episodes focusing on the specific things you just said.
Jeremiah Moore
What's even funnier is that all of them are in their 20's until about the 5th Season
Michael Morris
>The one when monica gets a botched face lift
Ayden Campbell
> brother and sister are new york jews
> intermingling with the goyim
Samuel Wood
>the one when Rachel aborts "hoolio's" unborn child.
Tyler Wilson
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him This was a whole plotline though, keeping it secret from him
Blake Williams
Gellers are successful. A Professor and a Chef. Also Chandler is rich af doing all the things a businessman at that time can do so he's good too.
Ethan Wood
>Ross, the largest Friend, doesn't simply eat the other Friends talk about illogical
Luke Lopez
>everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY. Well at least for the main apartment they established it is rent-controlled and legally Monicas grandma lives there. Also kudos to you for figuring out that Friends isn't a documentary.
Adrian Mitchell
This show is singehandedly responsible for the modern hipster movement and reddit
Jose King
phoebe was the best and prolly a freak in bed
Jack Martinez
nice
Easton Jenkins
>a laugh track sitcom is not completely realistic WEW >Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say >Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him >all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other This is what happens in life if you're not autistic.
Cameron Powell
gen z-ers say the dumbest things
Bentley Martinez
>Just how unrealistic was this show?
That's the point of it though. Everyone's life is shit and this show was the perfect escape.
>no fucking kids >poor but money whenever >hot but never work out/do anything to keep looking hot >fall ass-backwards into opportunities because LIFE IS AMAZING >friends always there for you >parents love you
Daniel Wood
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Joshua Barnes
>The one when Gunther spikes "the friends" hot drinks with amphetamine.
Jeremiah Powell
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Daniel Collins
>there were no sex and drugs or sluts in the 90s
Gavin Foster
>people unironically compare this with Seinfeld.
Jace Rogers
>Brother and sister have the same group of friends >This is what happens in life
This is not something that happens in life unless you live in a tiny rural town and never leave.
Tyler Reed
>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
Except that Ross did want to murder Chandler when he found out and he had to be talked out of it. He was also high on drugs at the time and mellowed out a lot faster because of it.
Isaac Howard
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
ive done this, he was pretty mad but also kind of a cuck boi and his sister was older
also stole all his friends good times
Asher Evans
>The one when "joey" is forced to suck a producers cock to keep his acting job.
Liam Price
I liked how they had a duck living with them and then they just get rid of the fucking duck with no explanation given
Camden Wilson
>>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
They're friends because they are neighbours. Ross, Rachel and Monica grew up together but the only reason Joey and Rachel or Chandler and Monica are friends are because they live next door to each other.
Jacob Long
>The one when ross tried to suck his own dick episode.
Parker Smith
>no one told you life was going to be this way
that's not true my cynical ass got banned from watching this shit with my high school friends
Cooper Bailey
>also stole all his friends
Can you explain what you mean by this? How do you "steal friends"? Did you convince them all to hate him or something? Why?
Michael Sanders
wow that's some solid "evidence"
Gabriel James
>the one when ross murder's his ex wife and lesbian lover.
Ethan Davis
Its really just Phoebe and Chandler. Maybe Ross too though.
Logan Cook
>the one when pheebs is a slut
Mason Flores
>the one where ross and courtney kidnap the school kids and the rest of the gang pay to beat them to death in the dungeon
Gabriel Garcia
>the one when Janice finds chandler's shemale porn stash.
Justin Fisher
>the one where they all pee on their friend and it took 57 takes to get it right
Isaiah Long
Yeah I can't believe people compare this to Seinfeld. Friends is streets ahead of Seinfeld.
John Edwards
>the one where rachel fucks danny divito in Philadelphia
Jaxon Howard
>Call Monica by the actress name but not the other two women >Have Joey and Chandlers pictures the wrong way round I'm not a big fan of the show but that still activates my almonds
Jayden Campbell
>the one where joey is caught with a 10 year old
Jacob Young
exactly, because i thought he became a fucking asshole manchild who couldn't do anything without his mommy or abusing his sister his friends didn't know about all that shit but after dating her for a while i told them some stuff and he ended up all alone
Austin Brooks
>the one when joey gets 3 years for date rape.
Isaac Sanders
There isn't a single Alpha male character in this TV show. In fact the three male characters are a 90's jew MTV executive's opinion of what White men should be one is an overly ironic piece of shit coward who represses all emotions and makes shitty jokes, quips and one liners to hide the fact that he's a piece of shit, the other is a fucking retard, who happens to fuck all the women (or tries to ) but has zero interests or personality and just eats fucking sandwiches all day, the third is supposed to be the smart one, the one who is a scientist the one who starts off with a familly but gets cucked by a lesbian, a fucking awkward mess of a human being who everyone makes fun off for being a professor becoming another ironic faggot and getting divorced three times. Most Urban men follow these three archetypes.
Oliver Cooper
>the one when j-man and channy grows 500 grams of indica.
Aiden Adams
It "went to go live on the farm", Joey didn't realise that meant they died. It was explained
Luke Baker
Chandler was already a friend of Ross during their time in university
Nolan Thompson
>The one where Ross and Monica are taken to the gas chamber
Anthony Long
>the one where Ross goes to Thailand
Leo Howard
What would be your ideal male archetype? Just curious?
Carson Davis
>the one when ross realizes that nine11 was an outside job.
Gabriel Mitchell
>the one where Phoebe joins Islam
Asher Long
>the one when the friends debate the moon landing.
Owen Thomas
I dunno dude that seems like a dick move regardless, two wrongs don't make a right. You probably ought to have raised your concerns with him personally and helped him become a better person.
Chase Gray
>the one when monica's father tried it on with Rachel.
Camden Cruz
>the one where Chandler defends Hitler
Wyatt Green
>the one when pheebs tries heroin
Nicholas Collins
Fallacy. Ross was not the most physically powerful friend. That would probably be Joey.
Colton Williams
>joey gets progressively more gaunt and sickly throughout the series
i didn't think this was very funny desu
Nathaniel Campbell
>the one when "black people" are shoe-horned into the show in minor roles about season 4
Joseph Jackson
I don't have one.
There are a few common ones that appear in films and pop culture that fall somewhere on this scale sitcoms typically invert everything and create one or two dimensional joke characters that people later begin to mimic
Wyatt Sullivan
>Hot chick walks out of wedding, gets over it in a couple of days and starts to casually hang out with a group of previously established friends, nobody questions it Yes that's pretty much how people make friends. Also she never loved the tooth doctor. >Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him Literally a plot line for about a season. >all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other Happened like twice when people started dating. People don't usually kill their dates. >everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY. Literally explained. Chandler had a high-paying job, Joey got a high-paying job and the girls lived in a rent controlled apartment.
Kevin Morris
>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
You would prefer a good friend than some random who might have some fucked up secrets and abuse your sister. Be logic brah.
Christopher Murphy
>the one when all "the friends" do recreational drugs episode.
Noah Hughes
Not him, and I probably wouldn't use his language or all of his points, but I kind of agree with him about the fact that there isn't a good example of a competent adult man on the show.
I'd add that there isn't a competent adult woman on the show either, it's like the It's Always Sunny ensemble but for some reason we're supposed to feel sympathetic towards them instead of thinking they're a bunch of immature, selfish morons.
A great male archetype that gets underused these days is Odysseus: devoted father and loyal husband, polite guest and gracious host, a brave leader and accomplished athlete but by no means ashamed to use cunning and deception to beat a more powerful opponent. He even puts on crocodile tears and spins fake sob stories to get out of certain situations.
The Coen's adaptation of him in O Brother was at least 50% of what made that movie so goddamn great.
>the one where joey huffs paint thinner and redefines String Theory
Gavin Carter
stoned-guy is not "the friends"
Noah Parker
>mfw I thought the thumbnail was Ted from How I met your Mother and spent like a minute trying to make sense of your post in that context
I've been awake too long and my brain is fried
Isaiah Phillips
>the one where Rachel plays Rapelay
Hudson Morris
But Ross was only one year older bro. Also I think that they became closer thanks to Carol beeing a dike, maybe Ross found comfort hanging out with Monica, her sister that happens to live in front of his best friend.
Josiah Peterson
> the one where Chandler gets fired from his job and plays World Of Warcraft for Six Months without leaving his apartment
Liam Martin
> The one where Ross hires a hooker and gets caught in a police sting operation
Matthew Williams
> The one where Joey is placed on the sex offenders registry
Nolan Collins
>But Ross was only one year older bro.
Didn't actually know that, I never watched much of this show, but I can see that it would be more plausible for them to share a circle of friends. Typically siblings are three or four years apart, which really does make all the difference while you're growing up.
Lincoln Miller
>the one where pheobe gets arrested for using ToR to buy LSD but it was really the gang playing a prank on her which makes it all the more bittersweet when she takes a suicide pill when the mock police interview is being conducted and she begins to vomit bile and froth at the mouth while the gang tries to pump her stomach and tell her it was just a joke and she lapses into unconsciousness and nobody rings for an ambulance because they're afraid of being arrested for impersonating an officer so they just try and keep her living but eventually she succumbs to the poison ingestion and dies there in the living room so they throw her over the rail at 3am and when someone comes up half an hour later to tell them she jumped they act all surprised and like they were asleep and then the morgue does a post mortem and discovers the poison and initiates an investigation but because of low resources and a confused intern the investigation stalls indefinetely and the friends get off but all fear the other will snitch on them so they all move away from each other and change their names and appearances
Nathan Reed
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Nicholas Hughes
>The one when Richard and Ross share a condom.
Julian Cooper
>the one when joey drunkenly fucks chandler dad
Jackson Ward
> The one where Chandler secretly attends a Ron Paul rally
Gabriel Bailey
Rachel and Pheobe a cute
Nathaniel Sanders
>The One When Barney and Sheldon fight the Soup Nazi in TARDIS Fuck off with your shit threads.
Daniel Torres
>the one where Phoebe wears Blackface
Jace Ross
>the one where Ross is feeling lonely so he kidnaps a chimpanzee and 'fakes it till you make it' and just acts like he has a logical reason to have a chimpanzee and because he's such a fucking weird cunt everyone just accepts it so Ross goes further and just begins to straight up lie to peoples faces, establishing a relationship with Rachel where he tells her he loves her, although he absolutely hate her and jerks off to the idea of her never being born, the actual idea of her mother swallowing her as a load gets him off, he is that bothered by her, but he is so drunk on manipulating people that he pretends to be some love drunk retard because if they fell for the chimpanzee this is gonna be a breeze; he gains her attention, then her affection, he even gets her engaged to him; he impregnates her; cheats on her, basically fucks with her entire life; and all for his own little amusement. because nobody suspects the clown. nobody suspects the bunt of the joke. nobody suspects the douchebag jewish fag with a chimpanzee.
John Thomas
who the fuck is barney and Sheldon?
also why would you post in a "shit" thread if you think its shit?
two guys were literally next-door neighbors to the three girls so not surprising that they become friends. plus one guy is best friend of brother of one girl.
also, several eps show that they have friends outside their circle and that they have friends that the others do not regularly meet except during one of their parties at monica's apartment.
at the start of the series, the three guys were financially stable while the three girls lived in a rent-controlled apartment.
Caleb Mitchell
>The one when chandler dies in nin3 11.
Benjamin Collins
>who the fuck is barney and Sheldon? >when you try to be 'patrishoon' but come off as a 12 year old
Dominic Carter
I think he messed up. I guess you don't have a sibling?
If you did you know what the other is thinking and so you roll your eyes at them and they know. You know.
David Cook
>why would you post in a "shit" thread if you think its shit?
not the user you're talking to, but to answer your question: to shitpost and to troll because people post itt and not in her thread.
Josiah Ward
I think OP is referring to rolling your eyes with a sigh, being exasperated and annoyed by your irritating sibling and their dumb friends. It's definitely the other side of the coin, every sibling can relate to an extent, although if he's not exaggerating when he says "everything they and their respective friends say", he can't have a very healthy relationship with his sibling.
Landon Russell
lo-fi was a mistake
That or it's some sort of brilliant commentary on youtube streaming
Ryder Watson
not that guy user. but "barney and Sheldon" are two tv characters from really top tier pleb shows that only top tier plebs would watch and talk about.
my big brother watches both and he is le top plebbit.