>In Aztec mythology, Yacatecuhtli (pronounced Ya-te-coo-tli) was the patron god of commerce and travelers, especially business travelers. His symbol is a bundle of sticks. Merchants would carry an uttal cane as they moved from village to village peddling their wares, and at night-time would tie them together into a neat bundle before sprinkling them with blood from their ears. It was believed that this ritual in Yacatecuhtli's honor would guarantee success in future business ventures, not to mention protection from vicious beasts and robbers on their journeys.
>His name means "lord of the nose" (Nahuatl yacatl, nose and tecuhtli, lord).
LORD OF THE NOSE
Pure coincidence goyim, nothing to see here
>his symbol is a bundle of sticks
you can't make this shit up
OY VEY
Wtf I hate mythology now?
Actually is pronounced Ya-ka-te-coo-tli
>The State of Guanajuato translates to land of the frogs
KEK
Yaca for short?
>his symbol is a bundle of sticks
His friends call him "El Hulk" (pronounced with a deep U instead of a U/O combination)
that's hilarious
moving to Guanajuato right now
PRAISE KEK
Mexicans worship a fascist Jew as a god. Interesante.
So whenever the Aztecs saw a faggot, they knew immediately that the archetypal merchant, the lord of the nose, was nearby.
Are we sure that they didn't have access to Sup Forums in 15th century Mesoamerica?
>pure coincidence
It needs an axe to be a fasces, this is just a faggot.
>the heebs jewed so hard he transcended time and space
They got cuked by #ConquistadoesWelcome and #TlaxtecanLivesMatter
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>bundle of sticks
Isnt faggot defined as a bundle of sticks?
>Trips followed by dubs
now u see
>nice numbers m8
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the time traveling jew strikes again
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Greetings, fellow Aztecs, my name is yahweh, er, Yacatecuhtli! Could I interest you in this finely crafted faggot? It's 50% off!
>best prices in town, goyim!
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Me too, fuck borders and laws n shit