LORD OF THE NOSE

>In Aztec mythology, Yacatecuhtli (pronounced Ya-te-coo-tli) was the patron god of commerce and travelers, especially business travelers. His symbol is a bundle of sticks. Merchants would carry an uttal cane as they moved from village to village peddling their wares, and at night-time would tie them together into a neat bundle before sprinkling them with blood from their ears. It was believed that this ritual in Yacatecuhtli's honor would guarantee success in future business ventures, not to mention protection from vicious beasts and robbers on their journeys.
>His name means "lord of the nose" (Nahuatl yacatl, nose and tecuhtli, lord).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacatecuhtli

Pure coincidence goyim, nothing to see here

>his symbol is a bundle of sticks
you can't make this shit up

OY VEY

Wtf I hate mythology now?

Actually is pronounced Ya-ka-te-coo-tli

>The State of Guanajuato translates to land of the frogs
KEK

Yaca for short?

>his symbol is a bundle of sticks

His friends call him "El Hulk" (pronounced with a deep U instead of a U/O combination)

that's hilarious

moving to Guanajuato right now
PRAISE KEK

Mexicans worship a fascist Jew as a god. Interesante.

So whenever the Aztecs saw a faggot, they knew immediately that the archetypal merchant, the lord of the nose, was nearby.

Are we sure that they didn't have access to Sup Forums in 15th century Mesoamerica?

>pure coincidence

It needs an axe to be a fasces, this is just a faggot.

>the heebs jewed so hard he transcended time and space

They got cuked by #ConquistadoesWelcome and #TlaxtecanLivesMatter

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>bundle of sticks
Isnt faggot defined as a bundle of sticks?

>Trips followed by dubs

now u see
>nice numbers m8

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the time traveling jew strikes again

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Greetings, fellow Aztecs, my name is yahweh, er, Yacatecuhtli! Could I interest you in this finely crafted faggot? It's 50% off!

>best prices in town, goyim!

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Me too, fuck borders and laws n shit