Marvel BTFO KAL EL IS HERE

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That's some widow's peak.

fucking fake and of the homosex variety

>still forcing the dark brooding Supes
fuck you cunt bring back the old inspirational and lovable Supes

LOOT AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

That pic is more edgy than anything from the 90s.

Shut the fuck up

It's called hair but you couldn't know about that.

WB = We're Balding

Ka-Lel is more like it.

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING KINO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS? ANOTHER OSCAR AND MARLELETS ARE GOING TO START KILLING THEMSELVES IT'S THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU BASTARDS?

>MARLELETS

JUST

>lovable
No not really

I don't do kino with my hands, I do it with my heart

>90% of superman media outside of the comics is happy and lighthearted
>One (1) times they do something different everyone rages on for years
you people are the reason why hollywood only makes the same movie over and over again at this point

>muh comics

fuck off and die

Is this real?

>elaborate kryptonian armor crap that just happens to make an S on the chest

JUST

That's a nice armor desuane

ITS NOT FAIR
ITS JUST NOT FAIR WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN MARVELBROS!!!! WTF!!!!!
AT LEAST WE HAVE BLACK PANTHER A TRUE MAN'S MOVIE

I have a widow's peak like that and I feel immediately self conscious when I comb my hair back even a little. It's not even like my hairline is receding super quickly, I've had a widow's peak since the seventh fucking grade. How does he get away with it?

It's not an S. On his planet it means hope.

DAMN ben affleck looks like THAT ?

>Jesus dies and comes back on the third day
>Superman dies and comes back in the third movie

It's realistic because Superman could be losing hair due to radiation.

I wish I could chain smoke and binge drink with Ben while popping black pills./

Stop being an insecure beta faggot for starters and get a haircut that suits the widow's peak look. See Justin Theroux for example.