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rosy edition

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Mashallah, another whore to be sprayed in the face with acid

might watch four lions again

pff...pfft...PFFFWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Chelsea

she could play a sexy alien on star trek

rosie (and jim) edition

leftypol raid in progress
about 3 spotty teenagers

Listening to old FIFA playlists lads

Rorke's on the ropes! Lol x

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Summer

Really really want a wank but the gf is coming tonight

your mum's on the ropes

Might go to bed & dream about being happy lads.

any fizzgog man in?

I always thought blacks called whites 'crackas' because they thought whites had dry skin/ don't use coco butter.

Wait then. She might let you nut inside her.

anime

shut up small dik craka

why do coloured people smell like moisturising cream?

Think this one's already been done mate

day 4 of don't destroy dick december lads

was a mistake.

i mean anime

still don't understand the "I saw you coming" skit on Harry and Paul lads

wypipo skin so dry looool

>no football on tonight

What’s the fucking point, what am I supposed to do now

they cover themselves in coco butter every day

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small brain

i'm a celeb xD

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Honestly hate other British posters

get a ball and give it a good kicking with your own feet lad

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/nogf/ and /nosex/ 2017 has been a success lads

hopefully I dont slip up on the final furlong

swear i've had a cough for like 4 months now, what's wrong with me

*pulls the sheep closer to my body*

NEED to see this film

got a cough

cancer mate

sounds like AIDS

pay back money you owe, or else come rape you, i shit you not

black people tend to have dryer skin, thats where the cocoa butter stereotype comes from

wypipo skin need seasoning *gif of Beyonce sipping a drink*

looks like kino tbqh

Not interested in porn unless it has a plot

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand harry enfield's "I saw you coming" sketches.
The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poncy rich twat culture, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head

We don't use protection so I definitely won't be doing that

love yank weaponry

corrrrrr

Been trying my luck on Christian Mingle
Got two views so far

Socialism with British characteristics

100 day cough

pills on me blue
ha like a bruise
ha better yet like blue's clues

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RENATO

I WANNA TOMATO

warthog was the only good yank plane

Socialisme ou Barbarie

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would quite like an aisha gf

brits are fagets

HELLO! MY NAME IS DEREK

I-

>no sex for a year
what the FUCK, how do you survive aha think I'd die after a month aha

ye ever just wanty set yersel on fire?

talking to an extremely judgey Romanian-Australian girl who's bullying me for being 5'11 because she's 5'9

she hates yanks because she thinks they're low cultured peasants and she's a snob

Pretty intimidated tbqh

Don't get how those two are supposed to be a contradiction

A long term cough can be a good indicator of a more serious underlying health problem

Such as bollock cancer or cancer in the arse etc

>Google's new London "landscraper" could become the longest property in the UK when completed

lengdon reigns supreme

Brother has been working 7 days on the Im a Celeb British setup lads. He said he will be meeting the Celebs at the end of the show.

london reigns poocream more like

imagine going through all the pain of puberty only to come out with the same body just lankier

That's Summer

my namea jeff

imagine being into "celebs" as a hobby fucking hell cannot imagine anything runtier, except perhaps paying to watch a couple of blokes kick a a bouncy sphere around for an hour and a half

anime?

da iawn

Explains why she's a mentally ill commie whore tbqh

did the man kick the ball into the net

tell him to tell amir cunt he's a paki bellend

Which man?

No, there were 96 deaths and 766 injuries

man in red shirt

80% of the revenue for bittersweet symphony goes to the rolling stones because they sampled a few bars from them. Was the the where the idea for the title came from? lmao.

>cussing football

What a great way to announce yourself as a loser to all of /brit/

my namea jeff

Just another day in the US of A

is aisha one of those oddly tall women or is that just a low ceiling

no rose

To be honest I'd probably be a happy as he is now. Imagine having a kid with one of those things.

This man smacks your arse in line at Greggs and asks for undies pics, how do you respond?

Is moonlight a good film won an oscar

Nice hiss

best girl

what race was rosi

ohhhh come on reff youuuuuuuuu're a wankerrrrrrr you'reeeeeeeee a wankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ave